Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 6 2015

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 6 2015

 

                Well folks here we are again, another week in the books and the games just keep on coming don’t they? Being about a third of the way into the season we are starting to see a trend in the NFL, Health is a key factor to winning. If you aren’t healthy then you might have to use a backup and we all know that Backups are not better than the starter. This year we have teams that have turned to their backup quarterback which has caused them to get out of the gate slow. Sometimes the backup can come in and do nothing to cause you to lose the game, but he can also come in and do nothing to help you win either, this is the Balance and knowledge of the football people in charge to make sure that your back up is this same type of Quarterback as the starter. But before we cry over spilled milk, Expo can you please tell us which teams will be bye-curious this week? Okay the Ewes can practice putting out fires in their own stadium this week, and the Raiders are off, and boy do they need it. There will be no Buccan game this week, and the Weeds are going to be pulled in Dallas as the Cowgirls are off as well… Thanks Expo. So if that is everything for now, let’s get started. Expo can you kick it please?

 

                 First up we find that the New Orleans Taints are starting to dish out a few kicks of their own now. Sean Peyton was seen leaving a new Voo Doo doll store with a few Matt Ryan dolls, and apparently they worked out for him. That must have been what caused Ole Mattie to fumble the ball at the end of the game to seal the victory for the Taints.

Final Score the Falldowns 21 the Taints 31. Hey Taint fans you just need 2 more wins to get back to 500. Yippee.

 

                On Sunday we start the week in snowy Buffalo. Remember when we were talking about the back-up Quarterbacks? Well Buffalo trotted out E J Manual a Back-up of subpar performance to start the game. Now while the back-up had a nice game has his stats show 28 of 42 for 263. He didn’t do anything to win that game. Such is life of the back-up.

Final Score the Bengals 34 the Bills 21. The Red Bomber is killing it this year. But with each passing week we get closer to December. Huh Expo can we say Bomber on the stroll? We Can? Okay just checking…

 

                It has taken years for this to happen, but it appears that we are closer to the end of an era than we know. All signs are pointing to the end but some people will not listen. Some people can’t listen, they can’t hear anything negative about their players. This is not a factor in Cleveland, we know you don’t think that their players are any good at all.

Final score the Bronco’s 26 the Brownstains 23. In overtime. Yes Peyton Manning needed overtime to win the game. “Dad what is important is that we won the game. I know I had three interceptions, and no I don’t feel like I played very well today. But but but Dad. Two things okay… Listen, My neck is hurting, and I am playing in Cleveland, doesn’t that count for anything. Not right now Eli might be playing better than I am. Dad, you know Eli. Your other son that plays in the NFL.”

 

                 In a tough NFC North battle Da Bears went to Detroit Rot City and found the Lions. Jay Cutler the Starting quarterback for Da Bears did just enough to lose the game, which mean in reality he didn’t do enough to win the game. After being benched last week Lions Quarterback Matt Stafford was back on top of his game.

Final score Da Bears 34 the Lions 37 in overtime. Why are we wasting this much time on this game?

 

                Dan Campbell this is the NFL. NFL this is Dan Campbell, new coach of the Miami Olphins. The Super Duck Marcus Mariota didn’t have a good game and was responsible for the 4 turnovers the Titans had in the game.

Final Score the Olphins 38 the Titans 10. This Game deserved far less coverage.

 

                Next up we head to the State with nothing to lose, Minnesota. Oddly enough the Chiefs went there with something to prove. Now we aren’t sure exactly what they had to prove but it looked like they were trying to prove how they still sucked this season, and how the entire town is watching baseball.

Final Score the Chiefs 10 the Viqueens 16. In two the games the Royals have scored 11 points, and the Chiefs scored 10 this week.

 

                Anyone know what 14 first downs, 2 turnovers a special team touchdown and 6 punts get you this week? Well in isn’t the Medal of Valor or a special citation from the governor. But it is something.

Final Score the Deadskins 20 the NEW YORK J E T S 34. This Game wasn’t as close as the score would indicate and the Washington could not win this Week’s Birth Canal Team of the Week.

 

                So the Backup Quarterback comes up again in this game has the Ari-freaking-zona Cardinals went to Pittsburg to take on the Ben Roethlisberger-less Steelers. Like we mentioned before your back needs to be somewhat like the start. Now dog killer Michael Vick is no underage girl dating Ben Roethlisberger. But pick your poison here, we mean really, flip a coin and both of these come up loser. So enter the great Landry Jones the third man on the roster. Wonder if the Cardinals thought about their backup Quarterback??

Final Score the Cardinals 13 the Steelers 25. Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians finally understood he is coaching the Cardinals…

 

                Hello and welcome to the J J Watt’s show,,, This week on the show we will have lots of new and exciting things. In a heartwarming start to the show we will show a video of J J dressed in a Batman Costume visiting sick kids in a Houston hospital. The joy he puts on the kids’ faces is just incredible. In the cooking segment, J J will show off his recipe for his Batman and Batgirl Cookies for the parents who bring their kids Trick or treating to his house on this All hallows eve. And at craft type J J will show all the parents how to make their very Utility Belt with all the Gadgets they need for trick or treating.

Final Score the texans 31 the Jags 20. Hey Expo, do you have the DVR set? My cookies never turn out right. Do you think he will do the Yvonne Craig Batgirl, or the Alicia Silverstone Batgirl?

 

                Up next in a classic Battle of Bird Vs Cat we find the Shehawks inviting the Carolina Panthers over for some tea. Now the last few time these two have played the tea that has been served was more like the Bill Cosby Tea. But it looks like the Panthers pulled a little switch-a-roo on them. Seattle must still have the hang over from that play call in the Superbowl last year.

Final Score the Panthers 27 the Shehawks 23. Each week the Shehakws find another way to choke away a win.

 

                The next game is hum… Well. Hum, let’s see how we can describe this game. Well one team traveled. One team didn’t. One team has a great quarterback, and the other team doesn’t. And one team won and the other team didn’t.

Final Score the Chargers 20 the Packers 27. We can’t even come up with something funny for this one.

 

                We are about 2 years removed for this game meaning something. But as it stands now, even the winning team doesn’t get much credit for beating the losing team. REGGIE BUSH must have been hurt for this game, or the coaches decided to put him in the best place to help the team.

Final Score the Ravens 20 the 49er 25. The best place for REGGIE to be is on the bench apparently.

 

                We have been waiting all day for Sunday night? This is a rematch of the game that started it all back in January. The whole Sunday night crew from Bob Costas to the aptly named Camera man #6 each felt Tom Brady’s balls before during and after the game just to make sure how they felt. We mean everyone took a squeeze. And there was only one issue. Yep you guessed it the camera man # 4 held on a little too long in everyone’s opinion.

Final score the Patriots 34 the colts 21. Oh and we have to talk about that that fake punt. This has to be the greatest weekend for terrible Punts in the history of the world. Let’s just say both plays were akin to a Monty python Skit. That was ridiculous.

 

                And Finally the Monday night game for Supremacy in the NFC East. When the Giants and Beagles battled. Long tales of woe will be told of this game and certainly if there were aliens watching our world from Galaxies far far away, they too would be confused by the words that flowed so forcibly from the mouth of Jon Gruden. Never has there been a man so hell bent on misinformation of what is happening in front of them. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles might as well be announcing the game, with Helen Keller has the hot chick on the sideline.

Final Score the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 7 the Beagles 27. After the game Ellie was talking on his phone. “Yes I have it in my hands right now. Yes I do! Describe it? Okay well there is a square base, then it has these two golden legs. Yes legs, then on top it has this little opening in front. And right above that there is this little patch of very soft fur. Yea I think it is a woman’s legs. Why do I think that? Well the Plaque on the base says “Birth Canal Team of the week”. Yes and I won it. So can you tell dad that I want to put this trophy next to my Superbowl MVP trophy that I am letting dad hold on too? Yes the one that Just Says “Manning” on it, right no first name Just Manning. Thanks Mom.” 

 

That will do it for us this week… We hope you have enjoyed this look... And remember like we always say...

 

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat

She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain

Years go by I'm lookin' through
A girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel
On the pages in between

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
(Aah)
Before she caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes
(Aah)
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me
(Aah)
When angel passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much

My blood runs cold
Yea my memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Oh yeah, angel is the centerfold

Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

{Now listen}

It's okay I understand
This ain't no never never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take you car, yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

Na na na na na na na na na
Alright alright
One two three four
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

Ho my blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold