Stroll Down the NFL Boulevard Week 6 2017

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 6

2017

 

 

Next up we have week 6 lots of stuff to get to but first we have to tell you who is bye this week. The Dallas Cowgirls with their stand and deliver protest of the anthem protests are off this week as well as, The Buffalo Bills. Good News the Bengals will not lose this week as they are bye, and the SheHawks will be at a tree chopping festival in the Northeast as there are also off. Thanks Gloria for the update, now Expo my Man can you please kick it?

 

              First up in the game no one finds necessary but the NFL allows to keep CBS happy and allows them to get Toni Romo experience in calling games. His flair for the telling the viewers what they should be looking at. And where the ball is going, and why the ball is going there. Too bad he could not think that quickly playing. And we are still waiting for the infamous call of “Jim, here is where I would drop back and throw the ball out to the outside in a window large enough for only the opponent to catch, then see if I could catch him before he scored. Good times Jim. Good Times.”

Final Score the Beagles 28 Panthers 23. Ole Toni ran that play about once a game.

 

                             First up on Sunday we find the Dolphins going up to meet the Falldowns of Atlanta. Interesting there were a few key points from this game. First the Falldowns as we know have never lost a lead late in the game. And Second Jay Cutler could score 20 unanswered points. Well both of these might be a little farfetched but after taking a 17 point lead to halftime this is what happened to the Falldowns

Final score The Dolphins 20 the Falldowns 17. We wonder if any of the fans in ATL are knelling because the Falldowns can’t hold a lead.

 

              Well here comes the game between Da Bears and the Ravens. What can we say about this game? Hum well. Oh here it is…

Final Score Da Bears 27 the Ravens 24. Conner Barth kicked a game winning field goal in overtime to secure the victory.

 

              Welcome to the J J Watt show! Today on the show J J will discuss how the relieve efforts are going in Houston. And how much better his town is doing that Puerto Rico. His stance is he is helping his fellow citizens not screaming for the president to do something. There are several prominent people in the US providing aid to the citizens of Puerto Rico but the mayor is only screaming for the president and the government to do provide for them. Weird huh? On the cooking segment J J will show everyone how to make his favorite Puerto Rican sandwich.

Final Score the Brownstains 17 the Texans 33. Gloria, did J J Just say that he is glad that Houston was not surrounded by Water, Deep Ocean Water?

 

              There are a lot of policies that Mr. Rogers can sell a person and or a team. But one policy he can’t sell is collarbone protection. He will have some time to search for one now that he is out for the rest of the season with a???

Final Score the Packers 10 the Viqueens 23. Expo I swear if we have to do this cheer many more times, we are going to scream. Viqueens Win Viqueens win, Viqueens win.

 

              So here we are, Tennessee Home of the Titans. The Luckless Colts are going down in flames faster than the Hindenburg. The Super Duck made things happen in the fourth quarter for the Titans while they scored 21 points. But until Andrew Luck comes back to play the Colts will not be very good.

Final score the Colts 22 the Titans 36. This game showed us why the NFL ticket may not be a good thing. These two teams should not be on TV.

 

              In week 6 we find the 49ers trying to fly across country and win a game. Guess what, they couldn’t.

Final Score the 49ers 24 the Deadskins 26. Any 49er joke we could come up would not be better than yours.

 

              Next up the Lions thought they would get out of Detroit and find a decent glass of tap water. When the landed in New Orleans they found that there was no water to drink there either. And without the crisp clean H2O the highest paid Quarterback in the history of the NFL could not get his team going.

Final score the Lions 38 the Aints 52. Drew Brees offered a slightly yellow discolored cup of water to Matt Stanford. As Stafford drank it down, he said well it isn’t as crunchy as the water we get at home.

 

               

              So here is the next game. The J E T S went to Foxboro to play a game. Is they any doubt in what happened? Yep the J E T S JETS JETS JETS got beat like they always do against the Patriots.

Final Score the J E T S 17 the Pats 24. Old Tom Terrific threw passes and stuff. Josh McCown was well Josh McCown. And that should be enough in the explanation category.

 

              Would someone please tell the Rams they don’t play like this? We can see that Jared Goff threw for 124 yards and Todd Gurley rushed for another 116 and that will make the Rams a winner again. Given the up and down way the Jaguars have played we can only guess that it was going to be a good week for the Rams.

Final Score the Rams 27 the Jags 17. We can only guess that the Rams leaving St Louis is the reason that Rams are playing this well.

 

              This week the usual happened, and no we don’t mean that the cardinals won, but that said Cardinals made a trade to get the greatest running back in the history on the NFL. In Fairness we at the stroll will give you his line so has not to disparage the good name of the greatest running back in the history of the NFL. Adrian Petersen had 26 carries for 134 yards with a long of 27.

Final Score the Buccaneer 33 the Cardinal 38. This game was not as close as the score. But the score is what it is.

 

              There are few things that we have to mention about Big Ben, one he is part of the three headed monster Ben, Bell, and Brown. He doesn’t throw water jugs on the sidelines when he doesn’t get his way. When he wants to play he can play pretty well. And he has an infinity for Jr High girls. This week he went into the belly of the beast known has Kansas City.

Final Score the Steelers 19 the Chiefs 13. For all his talents, he still doesn’t know if he wants to play week to week. Such is the life of a Jr High boy, chasing the Jr High girl. So this should be no different.  

 

              On the Sunday night game. The Chargers went up the highway to find the Raiders lying in wait for them. Phillip Cool Rivers ran into the bay of Oakland and splashed his way to a win. We can see that the Oakland Raiders motto is in full force.

Final Score the Chargers 17 the Raiders 16. Just Suck Baby!!

 

              Monday night the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS went to Denver to play the vaunted Bronco’s. Everyone and their dogs know that the Greatest of all Manning’s played on the field, and so did Ellie. As he was waiting in the locker room before the game he knelt to say his prayers as he does each week. “Dear Football God Archie, please let me play well and please let my daddy be proud of me. Amen”

The Final Score the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 23 the Bronco’s 10. As Eliie arrived back in the locker room there was an envelope in his locker. Orange paper with blue writing on the front “Ellie”. As he opened it with a big smile on his face. He read the card:

Roses are red

The Bee Gees taught us that talking can be Jive

You got a little magic from your brother

And now you are one and five.

 

 

That will do it for us, sorry we are late, we hope you enjoy this week.

And remember like we always say.

 

Jive talkin'

It's just your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You really no good

Oh, my child
You'll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh, my child
You got so much

Your gonna take away my energy

With all your jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin'
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your jive talkin'
That gets in the way

Oh my love
You're so good
Treating me so cruel
There you go
With your fancy lies
Leavin' me lookin'
Like a dumbstruck fool

With all your

Jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You just ain't no good

Love talkin'
Is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin'
Just isn't a crime
And if there's somebody
You'll love till you die
Then all that jive talkin'
Just gets in your eye

Jive talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin'
Still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your jive talkin'
That gets in the way

Love talkin'
Is all very fine, yeah
Jive talkin', just isn't a crime
And if there's somebody
You'll love till you die
Then all that jive talkin'
Just gets in your eye

Jive talkin'

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 5 2017

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 5

2017

 

              Well we are for week 5. Things are changing so fast these days we are trying to keep up. And Gloria, we are going to need your help more than ever now. So tell us who is Bye this week? Okay the Deadskins of Washington, the Falldowns of Atlanta, The Aints of New Orleans, and Broncos of Denver. There are a lot of things happening so let’s get to it shall we? Expo Kick it!!

 

              Here is another Thursday game. The likes of which we have seen before. Currently most of New England is hurrying around trying to find the right recipe for the upcoming holiday celebration. Tom Terrific was dispatched to Tampa to see if there was a new Crab Leg recipe.

Final Score the Patriots 19 the Buc’s 14. Nope there wasn’t a new one, just the same old one. Winston was trying to explain how to get enough crab legs in his pants and get out of the store with them.

 

              Next we find the Battle of “B’s” yep, the Bills vs the Ben Gals. And just like in years past. The moment the Bills are leading the AFC East, they find a way to lose it. This week they started in First place alone. Now they are tied with 2 other teams.

Finals Score the Bills 14 the Ben Gals 19. No joke here unless you consider the Ben Gals a joke, we certainly do.

 

              Next we find the battle of Carson. Carson Wentz invited old Carson Palmer to Philadelphia to dress up as the great pumpkin. Palmer was slapped around like Linus should have and he didn’t get any candy either. What Palmer did get was a 28 out of 44 day for 291 yards. But that pales in comparison to 12 of 30 for 304 yards and 4 touchdowns.

Final Score the Cardinals 7 the Beagles 34. Don’t worry Phily fans, you can still cut the head off a Turkeys head before Thanksgiving And before you know it Santa Claus gets there for you to boo!!!

 

              If we were to tell you that Blake Bortles completed only 8 passes in the game, you would probably guess that the Jaguars had lost the game. If we were to tell you that Big Ben completed 33 passes that the Steelers won the game. Well the fact of the matter is that Big Ben can’t decide if he wants to play anymore, apparently the lure of Jr High Dances is pulling Big Ben away from the NFL and he is losing focus.

Final Score the Jaguars 30 the Steelers 9.  Well if Big Ben can’t decide he wants to play or not we will deliver the Steelers their prize. This week’s Birth canal Team of the week trophy!

 

              Somethings just can’t be explained like when will the world end? How many licks to the center of tootsie roll lollipop for a human, and owl can do it in three. Where did that Malaysian flight go? Why is Jay Cutler in the NFL?

Final Score the Titans 10 the Dolphins 16. To say that Jay Cutler sucks does a disservice to the word suck and we will not do that.

 

              Our old adage is you can’t travel across the county and win, unless of course you are playing the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS. All eyes were on the best Manning as he was in Indianapolis getting his jersey retired, and why the Jumbo-Tron in New Jersey kept playing the highlight of Peyton throwing a touchdown pass to Marvin Harrison we will never understand but there was a lot of down time while NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS wide receivers were carted off the field.

Final Score the Chargers 27 the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 22. After the game little Ellie opened another package and found a note that said:

Roses in the Garden make a pretty view

Bees work and live in a hive  

Your brother is still better than you

Because you are 0 and five.

 

              Well we will head to Indianapolis and watch that wonderful Peyton Manning touchdown pass to Marvin Harrison one more time and then find the San Francisco 49ers trying to traveling across the country and win.

Final Score the 49ers 23 the Colts 26 in overtime. The inspiration on the field of seeing their leader throwing a touchdown pass is what fueled Jacoby Brissett to lead his team in overtime to the win!

 

              For a game that didn’t mean anything because the Indians were playing in Cleveland the Jets swooped in and dropped the Brownstains to 0 – 5. Hey Gloria that record sounds familiar doesn’t it?

Final Score the J E T S 17 the Brownstains 14. What also sounds familiar is the Brownstains moved a few deck chairs and now the Quarterback is Kevin Hogan.

 

              Next up we head to Serengeti where cat fight broke out. The Panthers were right at home in Detroit where the lions usually make their home. Cam the Fig Newton out played the highest paid Quarterback in the history of the NFL Matt Stafford.

Final Score the Panther 27 the Lion 24. We know the score was close, but the Panthers didn’t score in the 4^th quarter and the Lions scored 14.

 

              So the Raiders decided to take an extra week of Byes this week and they played like they had not even seen a film of the Ravens. And with the game in hand at the half the Ravens went to see if the crabs in California were like the ones they get at home.

Final Score the Ravens 30 the Raiders 17. The Ravens found that the crabs are pretty much the same everywhere. You still need that little comb and a shot to get rid of them. At least that is what we are told.

 

              Coming off the high of beating the cowgirls in Dallas the Rams came back home and found some men from the great northwest knocking on their door. At half the score was real close, but 2 field goals in the second half sealed the game for the SheHawks.

Final Score the SheHawks 16 the Ewe 10. Luckily there was about 50 people in the stands, most of those were still hung on over from the college game from the day before.

 

              And now for America’s Game of the week. This week we see the Packers come to Dallas for a little party. Now we all know the Aaron Rogers is the Quarterback of the Packers. But he has a new name when he play the Cowgirls.  There is nothing he likes more than beating the Cowgirls. Not doing commercials, not selling insurance, and not even playing disc golf with his dog on a some beach somewhere in Wisconsin. Hell we didn’t even know Wisconsin had a beach.

Final Score the Packers 35 The Cowgirls 31. So Gloria do you have the name of Mr. Rogers? Oh that seems pretty appropriate. Let us now introduce to the new Quarterback of the Packer. Deborah Aaron Rogers. We will call him Debbie for short. Because Debbie does Dallas better than anyone else.

 

              In 3, 2, 1 go. Welcome to the J J Watt show. This week on the show we will have an update on the broken leg suffered by J J in the game’s first quarter. It doesn’t look good. In a very emotional segment J J Will show highlights of the devastation in Houston, and his injury. J J will show everyone in the Costume segment how he will dress up for Halloween. (Spoiler alert: J J is going as a Houston Texan on injured reserve). And in the final segment JJ will show some highlights of Peyton Manning throw a touchdown pass to Marvin Harrison.

Final Score the Chiefs 42 the Texans 34. Gloria, we need one of those costumes, either that or the blowup one of a T-Rex.

 

               Finally on Monday the Viqueens took on Da Bears. And this game went to halftime at 3 – 2. We looked for something to throw at the screen when Jon Gruden said something stupid. And honestly we should have had a bag full of stuff, because he says some pretty stupid stuff. But when we threw a shoe at the TV out son, just looked at us and said.

Final Score the Viqueens 20 Da Bears 17. “Honestly, man who throws a shoe? I mean really who does that?” Okay Expo do the cheer… Viqueens Win Viqueens win Viqueens win Yuck…

 

 

Well that will do it for us

And remember like we always say.

 

 

Tell us what you're gonna do tonight, mama
There must be someplace you can go
In the middle of the tall drinks and the drama
There must be someone you know

God knows, you're lookin' good enough
But you're so smooth and the world's so rough
You might have somethin' to loose

Oh, no, pretty mama
What you gonna do in those shoes?

Got those pretty little straps around your ankles
Got those shiny little chains around your heart
You go to have your independence
But you don't know just where to start

Desperation in the singles bars
An' all those jerk offs in their fancy cars
You can't believe your reviews

Oh, no, you can't do that
Once you started wearin' those shoes

They're lookin' at you, leanin' on you
Tell you anything you want to hear
They give you tablets of love
They're waiting for you, got to score you
Handy with a shovel and so sincere
Oh, they got the kids glove

You just want someone to talk to
They just wanna get their hands on you
You get whatever you choose

Oh, no, you can't do that
Once you started wearin' those shoes

Oh, no, you can't do that
Once you started wearin' those shoes

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 4 2017

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 4

2017

 

              Well here we go again. Let’s get this week going quickly before someone protests us. If they do we hope they protest silently. So we should get started. Gloria, is any one off? WE don’t? Great. Then Expo if you don’t mind my good man, Kick it.

 

              First up is this silly Thursday game. Two things on this game 1. If the NFL and the Players association are really ready to talk safety, then stop this game. And 2. Danny Treavathan should be suspended. About a year should do it. His hit was unnecessary and just flat dirty. There was no excuse for it nothing you can say except that you suck. You are trying to deliberately hurt someone with the top of your head. The main reason this is illegal is because the person doing it doesn’t get hurt. If the world was right and just, every time someone speared someone with their helmet, that person would have a concussion and have to be carried off the field.

 Final Score Da Bears 14 the Packers 35. Agent Rogers has no insurance for this type of hit. We wish we had an award that could be given for the player that sucked the most this week. If we did you Danny boy would be the winner. As a matter of fact, Gloria look in the closet there and see if you have something we can award ole Danny boy. Ah there it is. Good find. This week the Dirty diaper award goes the Danny Treavathan. If you are going to play like crap you should be placed in the diaper. Good Choice.

 

              Up next we head to this crazy land called London. This is point where we will say that the NFL will probably expand to a few new markets. But with the way they do things you will probably get the following: a Team in London, A team in Montreal, A team in Mexico city and a team on Portland OR. Four international teams one for each division in the AFC. So back to London. One team didn’t show up.

Final Score the Aints 20 the Dolphins 0. Yep with all the trouble in Florida, with the devastation and such, the dolphins decided to skip this game. Well here is to dolphins mascot, whether you call them snowflake or T D (For the Dolphin) you get the birth canal team of the week. Congrats.

 

              Up next we find this week’s NFL player with the biggest tantrum. Antonio Brown for all the good he does, decided that because he didn’t get the ball he should act like an ass on the field. Throwing jugs, and pulling away from his coach. Not listening to coaches or other players telling him to calm down, didn’t help Mr. Brown with his anger issue for not getting a ball thrown to him. Passion gets blamed for these player being immature on the sidelines. When being a whiney baby isn’t blamed at all.

Final Score the Steelers 26 the Ravens 9. We can only guess that the unity for Pittsburg is all that is holding this franchise together. Way to stick together on this one.

 

              In a game that reminded us of something completely different. The Buffalo Bills went to Atlanta to play the Falldowns. This was really not the game we thought it was, Who would have thought that the Bills would stand up and play well. But we could see the Falldowns, well falling down.

Final Score the Bill 23 the Falldowns 17. It has to have been since the 90’s since the Bills have been leading the division.

 

              Next up we head to the Battle of Ohio. If there is worse football being played in the NFL we can’t find it. Ohio has to be the worst place for football in the NFL. Currently these two teams have a 1-7 record overall after week 4. And these two teams played each other so someone had to win.

Final Score the Ben Gals 31 the Brownstains 7. This game wasn’t that close. We can only guess that the browns stains are further away than anyone could guess. Maybe they need Bill Bela-cheat has their coach?

 

              There are not many games when the kicker wins the game. We mean other than the last second kick. Most of the time the last second kick has something else significant in the game going on that caused it. This game what caused the kicker to win the game was a defense that bent but didn’t break. 7 times it bent but didn’t break. The interesting thing about this game is that Greg the Leg Zuerlein kicked 7 field goals and 2 extra points.

Final Score the Rams 35 the Cowgirls 30. Yes Greg The leg out scored or tied 19 other teams this week. And for that effort Greg the Leg Zuerlein wins the “Golden toe Joe” award. Congratulations!

  

              Welcome to the J J Watt show. This week on the show J J will talk about what it is like to have such an up and down season mired at 2-2 so far in the 2017 campaign. In the cooking segment J J while talk about cooking a Super duck, with now injured Titan Marcus Mariota. And in the crafting segment J J will show everyone how to make a beautiful centerpiece from nothing but some felt and duck feathers.

Final Score the Titans 14 the Texans 57. Ooo Expo do you think the centerpiece will be a fake indian headdress? Better record this episode.

 

              Next up in the game that put us to sleep the most, the Viqueens invited the Lions over for a nap.

Case Keenum built a blanket fort and hid inside all day. The highest paid Quarterback in the NFL Matt Stafford might as just slept the whole time as well.

Final Score the Lion 14 the Viqueens 7. Hey Expo relish in the fact that we don’t have to do the cheer this week.

 

              Up next a few fun facts. Massachusetts has 7,755 working farms, on over 523,000 acres. And none of them produce even one fig. While Carolina isn’t the largest fig Producer in the USA they do have the biggest fig in Cam the Fig Newton.

Finals Score the Panthers 33 the Patriots 30. Top 5 fruits produced in Massachusetts is Apples, Apple Bars, Apple Butter, Clams, and Apple Sauce. Expo can you confirm that clams are a fruit?

 

              Our next game went to over time for some reason. And when the J E T S jets jets jets ran a kicker out on the field they gave the Second worst football state in the world a second wins. So that makes the whole state of New Jersey just one win better than the state of Ohio. And Equal to the states of Louisiana, Arizona, Washington State, Minnesota, and Tennessee.

Final Score the Jaguars 20 the J E T S 23. Yes Expo that makes them two games ahead of Wyoming, Utah, Montana, and both north and South Dakota.

 

              Next up we have the skills competition in Arizona. A Field goal contest was tied so off to overtime we go. After the 49ers kick a field goal the Cardinals drove and drove and drove and finally scored a touchdown to win the game!

Final Score the 49ers 15 the Cardinals 18. Whew this game was exhausting.

 

              Next up the Eagles flew like Eagles all the way to Los Angeles, this game may have been the best of the weekend, except for the fact that no one was watching the Chargers have the smallest stadium, and fan base. In 1960 the Chargers moved for Los Angeles and only in 2017 did they decide to move back.

Final score the Eagles 26 the Chargers 24. With a Gun to their head the Chargers decided to move to Los Angeles.

 

              Up next the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS headed south to Tampa Bay. After the game Ellie headed into the locker room and found a package in his locker. He sat down and pulled out the gold sparkled package with black ribbon around it with big black bow on top. He knew exactly where the package came from he need not look at the name tag. Other players gathered around as he pulled the wrapping paper from the big box and pushing it on the floor. The excitement was growing as Ellie popped open the top. He found a box of packing foam peanuts colored back and gold. Ellie dug his hand into the box but could find nothing tangible. “Pour it out on the floor.” Head coach Bob McAdoo said.

Final Score the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 23 the Buccaneers 25. As the foam peanuts spilled on the floor a curious Gold envelope fell on to the floor. Ellie tossed the box and grabbed the envelope and carefully opened it. It appeared that Ellie thought it was fragile. He opened the envelope and read what was inside. A tear rolled down his check and the note fell to the floor. Coach McAdoo read the note aloud. Roses are Red, Football is a chore. Your brother was great. But you are zero and four. Love Archie and mom.

 

              Here we go to the game that could be the entire ruin of the game forever.  With all the silent protesting going on, it looks like we might have found the first active protest. There is a team in the NFL where there is only one Caucasian player. The rest of the team is non Caucasian. Sometime in the game the non Caucasian Quarterback had to take a sack. In which he was hurt. This Caucasian player was the one player who did not show team unity during the kneeling protest, which apparently made the non Caucasian players very angry. And they began to make statements like “We hope that he doesn’t get hurt out there on the play I decided to take off.”

Final Score the Raiders 10 the Broncos 16. David Carr was injured this week and we sure do hope that this was accidental.

 

              Way up in the Northwest we find that Colts are having no luck. And we also find that the SheHawks win at home. One interesting fact from this game. This final score has never happened before in the NFL. Yes you heard us right. In all the years of the NFL this score had never happened before.

Final Score the Colts 18 the SheHawks 46.  Interesting note right there. We are just saying.

 

              And finally on Monday we have the last game of the week. This was definately an option to protest. Here you have the Redskins, (how derogatory) VS the Chiefs. (Another derogatory term). With all the silent protest going on we know that these Famous Indians would be on bended knee, Geronimo, Chief Joseph, Black hoof (how are people not offended by this name?) Tecumseh, Jim Thorpe, Injun Joe, Chief Wahoo MacDanial, The Chicago Blackhawks, the Carolina Tar Heels, The fighting Illini from Illinois, Florida State Seminoles, and Tonto.

Final Score the Redskins 20 the Chiefs 29. Oh and the Boy scouts they would probably be kneeling as well.

 

 

Well that will do it for us this week

And remember like we always say.

 

             

    

                 

Roses are red, my love ... doo doo da doooo ...

A long, long time ago, on graduation day.
You handed me your book ... I signed this way:

"Roses are red, My Love,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, My Love,
But not as sweet as you."

We dated through high school,
And when the big day came,
I wrote into your book,
next to my name:

Roses are red, My Love,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, My Love,
But not as sweet as you."

Then I went far away, and you found someone new.
I read your letter, Dear, and I wrote back to you:

"Roses are red, My Love,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, My Love,
Good luck, may God bless you."

Is that your little girl?
She looks a lot like you.
Someday some boy will write
in her book, too.

"Roses are red, My Love,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, My Love,
But not as sweet as you."

 

             

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 3 2017

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 3

2017

 

              Hello everyone. This is a very sad week for the stroll. The world has infringed upon this great game like no other week before. While we have some hot sports opinions on this past week’s events we will start by saying. Please watch what the other hand is doing, every time the world is distracted by what one hand is doing the other hand is grabbing your ass. So if we are ready then Expo Kick it!!

 

              First up on Thursday we find the game that the NFL refuses to give up. This game is hardly worth commenting on except that with the Thursday night game, we don’t have to find the worst uniform’s on earth. Some uniforms are bad, but the NFL in their infinite wisdom cranks up the color rush and they win hands down.

Final Score the Rams 41 the 49ers 39. This just shows one thing. The colors don’t matter, the 49ers still suck.

 

              Now the second worse decision in the history of the NFL, games in London. There is a game that happens every year lately in London. Luckily the NFL has been taking away a home game from this team each year. It is probably okay with the Jacksonville as they don’t have much fan participation at a home game. And speaking of participation the Ravens had no participation what so ever.

Final Score the Ravens 7 the Jaguars 44. Quote the Raven nevermore!

 

              Up next let us get to the controversy. Well what there is of it. For over a year selected players have been kneeling as a protest of equal rights. They feel that African Americans are treated unfairly by white police officers. We are not going to dispute the fact that there are bad police officers in the United States. There are bad people everywhere. And a silent protest is just fine by us. However we do have a few questions for the movement. In what city have protesters started the talks with police and community officials to air your grievances? These protests have been going on for a year now and we are talking about major cities, San Francisco, Chicago, Pittsburg, Nashville, Dallas, New Jersey, we will exclude Los Angeles as no one attends those games anyway, Atlanta, Detroit, Cincinnati, and Baltimore. How many meetings have NFL players had with these municipalities? Is the media not covering this? We find it hard to imagine that when an NFL player tries to take on city hall that there would not be coverage of it somewhere? ESPN FOX Sports CBS CNN MSNBC, Someone has dropped the ball so to speak on coverage of the conversations going on in these cities towns and states. Because for a year players have been silently protesting their treatment by these entities. Or for a year these have these players been kneeling for attention with no intention of doing anything else? Are these players just maybe pointing a finger at someone else? Are these players only protesting the police shooting the African Americans, but aren’t protesting African American shooting African Americans?

Then we get to the President. His words were not what anyone wanted to hear. No one stokes the fires of discontent like our President. While his words were offensive to all, are they offensive enough to make some of the players start a conversation in their towns about what they are protesting. Just a thought.

We mean your protest message was explained pretty loud and clear this weekend. You are not against the flag, or against the country, as a matter of fact the country you live in grants you the right to protest silently. But we will ask what a silent protest with no action is?

You can take a knee during the anthem against anything, maybe you don’t like the fact the teams move from a fan base, Maybe you want to protest that your city is below sea level and floods, a lot, with urine, maybe you want to protest that you live in city that doesn’t have football (like Los Angeles). Or maybe you don’t know what to do so you just kneel down because you are following what someone else did.

Next on the list is the media. Shame on you for not bringing up these points? When you are very happy to talk to a player who knelt, why did you not ask what they, or their foundation, or their lawyers are doing about these relationships that are so adversarial. If you in the media have an opinion to express, get a blog, scream anything you want in it. Post it on line, let people find it, let like-minded people pat you on the back and like it even share it. Let the world know your opinion. That is your right. However it is not your right to infringe upon the rights of others who don’t share your opinion, because you see we can skip past your blog, we can’t skip past your rantings on national Television. Whether anyone agrees with you or not is not the point.

And lastly in our three point plan here, is the fans. If you are going to boo the people who protest before the game, be sure to boo these people when they score a touchdown, make a tackle. Make sure you don’t but their merchandise, or purchase any thing they sell. Because when you do it puts money in their pockets. And if you hate what they do and feel like they are disrespecting you, have the balls to not cheer for their touchdowns or tackles.  

One more thing are these owners. They are mostly friends with the President, we know because he called you out on it this weekend as well. You were okay to let the kneeling go on weren’t you? We mean last year, the whole year under a different president, the owners allowed the players to kneel. Now you are being called out by the new President two weeks into your season to see what you are going to do. Did anyone stand up and say “these players are protesting the unfair treatment of people of their same color and we will be talking to our local authorities, which we pay to secure our playing field, to begin to find solutions to the problems that are facing African Americans today.  No they locked arms and walked out on the field, or stayed in the locker during the anthem, to show unity. Unity for what? Unity against what the president said, or unity to fix the problem? We don’t think it is the later as we still have not heard of an NFL owner calling a police Chief in his town to discuss the issue.

Well as we said get a blog make a post, insert your opinion. This is our opinion, like it or not? Skip it or read it. It is out there now. Otherwise kneel down stay silent until someone calls you a name you don’t like then lock arms to show unity against that person, but know you still aren’t going to do anything. Silently we protest. Actively we are silent. We might should Protest for a solution, at least that is what some people did a couple of hundred years ago. And a Black Man did about 50 years ago. Can you imagine what the civil rights movement would have looked like if Martin Luther King would have just knelt beside the pulpit, and never marched to Washington?  

 

              Next up we find that old AFL matchup the Denver Bronco’s and the Buffalo Bills. This game featured the all world quarterback Trevor Siemian who threw 2 interceptions and Tyrod Taylor who threw 2 touchdowns. Mr. Taylor also accounted for 13 yards rushing which is far more than the leading rusher against Denver last week.

Final Score the Bronco’s 16 the Bills 26. Not much to see here. Except for a nice view of Canada.

 

              Now we should head to the Carolina where the Aints opened a can a whoop ass on the Panthers. Drew Brees was quoted as saying it is good to get out of New Orleans and smell the fresh air. And that fresh air helped Aints to some great stats, like the greatest running back in the NFL Adrian Petersen who had 9 carries for 33 yards.  Thank goodness the Aints signed him.

Final Score the Aints 34 the Panthers 13. Cam the fig Newton better find a way to score some points.

 

              Now let’s talk about the Pittsburg Steelers leaving the comfort of their home town and finding their way to the rough and tumble streets of Chicago. They decided to stay in the locker room as a protest of what the President said. We have gone over this already but it looks like this was more of a distraction than head coach Mike Tomlin thought.

Final Score the Steelers 17 Da Bears 23. Hey Gloria, has our new Steeler Jersey arrived yet?

 

              Next up after further review we have found that the last few years have been mired by poor calls that have created rule changes. In addition this might be the first time that one of those former NFL referees in the studio was right on any call. And when we heard the explanation we could not believe the it.

Final Score the Falcons 30 the Detroit 26. We are now kneeling in protest of the 10 second run off on a rolling clock that was stopped to tell us that you are changing the ruling on the field.

 

              The next game was supposed to allow the Brownstains to flex their muscles. But no one told the Colts. And just like the rest of the year the Colts did exactly what they were not supposed to do. They laid down and allowed the brown to dictate the game. Oh wait, no they didn’t, the Colts stood up and pushed around the Brownstains like they were not even there.

Final Score the Brownstains 28 the Colts 31. Congrats on the first win Colts. We are setting the over/under at 4. Good luck, because you don’t have the Brownstains on the schedule any more.

 

              What the Hell? What is Case Keenum doing? You are acting like you belong in the NFL. Well at least you did for this game. 25 of 33 for 369 yards and three touchdowns makes us think that you were playing against a nonexistent defense.

Final Score the Buc’s 17 the Viqueens 34 Go Ahead with the Cheer… Viqueens Win Viqueens Win Viqueens Win!           

 

              Welcome to the J J Watt Show. On today’s show J J will have an old pal on the show. That is right Ladies Tom Terrific will be on the show he will be throwing that winning smile around and showing a lucky lady in the Audience how soft he likes his balls. Later in the cooking segment Tom will show everyone his secret recipe for Clam chowder with maple sausage. Oh wai,t what are we talking about, ole Tom never shares his secrets with anyone.

Final Score the Texans 33 the Patriots 36.

 

              It is one thing to go on the road and lose. It is another thing to go on the road and lose to J E T S Jets. And that is what the dolphins just did. These Jets closed the blow hole of the dolphins which is the equivalent of hold their nose until they passed out.

Final Score the dolphins 6 the J E T S 20. Sometimes it feel like the NFL is reaching through the TV and holding our nose until we pass out. This weeks the Dolphins did win something. The “Birth Canal Team of the Week”

 

              Next up the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS thought that this was the week they would do something to win a game. But then like a dog urinating on your favorite pair of shoes the Eagles hiked their leg up and peed on the GIANTS.

Final Score the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 24 Eagles 27. It wasn’t bad enough that the GIANTS lost but it appeared that poor dumb faced Ellie was peed on as well.

 

              Under the guise of not being able to travel across the country and win, the Seattle Shehawks traveled to Tennessee. Russell Wilson did his best, with 373 yards passing and 25 yards rushing, but it just wasn’t enough to combat the travel.

Final Score the SheHawks 27 the Titans 33. Super Duck strikes again!

 

              Next up we shall get to the game with the greatest new announcer on it. Toni have found his calling in calling games. His insight is so great that he can tell you what is going to happen before it happens. Which is great when you are fortune teller. It sucks when you are on other side and you have to listen to him explain why your team can’t win.

Final Score the Ben Gals 24 the Packers 27. Toni knows a lot about his team not winning and how to make sure that doesn’t happen much.

 

              And lastly the game on the schedule that shows that the NFL has no idea what they are doing. The Kansas City Chiefs headed to Los Angeles to play the Chargers of all teams. Kansas City knows about leaving a fan base in disarray as they left Dallas in the Late 1950’s Yes boys and girls there was Football in the 1950’s.

Final Score the Chiefs 24 the Chargers 10. Hey stay classy Chargers, eventually you will have a stadium that holds in the neighborhood of 60,000 and will still only sell 5,000 tickets.

 

              The Sunday night game is a continuation of a team that can’t travel across the country and win. Except insert the Raiders as the team travelling and the Deadskins as the team that wins.

Final Score the Raiders 10 the Deadskins 27. So much politics that this game seemed appropriate to be in Washington. Our league is as divided as our country. It is deeper than the Grand Canyon and wider than the ocean.

 

              The last game on the schedule featured your Arizona Cardinals and the Dallas Cowgirls. All weekend we heard what will America’s team do before the game? What kind of stand will the owner take, what about the players, what will they do? What about the concession people what will they do? Who will kneel, who will stand? What will happen? Then it turned out to be the best thing, kneel then stand. And we have just one word. WTF was that?

Final Score the Cowgirls 28 the Cardinals 17. Everyone was so impressed that with the following. Both teams knelt on the field for a minute or so. Then stood locked arm in arm, as if they didn’t have a care in world, for the anthem.

 

Well it has been a very emotional and eventful weekend in the sport we love. It has been difficult. But as they say time heals all wounds, except for the wounds that Statues from the 1860’s inflicted on the people of the 2000’s.  So we will end right here.

And remember like we always say…

 

Momma loves her baby
And daddy loves you too
And the sea may look warm to you babe
And the sky may look blue
But ooooh babe
Ooooh baby blue
Ooooh babe

If you should go skating
On the thin ice of modern life
Dragging behind you the silent reproach
Of a million tear-stained eyes
Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice
Appears under your feet
You slip out of your depth and out of your mind
With your fear flowing out behind you
As you claw the thin ice

   

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 2 2017

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 2

2017

 

 

              Welcome, this week is coming faster than we thought. So now it is time to get going. We are here again. For your Yuks and maybe to make you think just a little. Gloria are you ready? Well we are ready too. Expo if you will kick it please!!

 

              Welcome to the J.J. Watt show. This week we have good news. J.J. is in a far better mood since his trucks are delivering goods to the Harvey refugees in Houston. This week on the show J.J. is going to show the devastation that the flood waters has created. In a cooking segment J.J will show everyone his favorite fish recipes. Not only how to catch them on Side Street, but also cooking them up. In a crafting segment J.J. while show us how to create some tablescapes with driftwood.

Final Score the Texans 13 the Ben gals 9. Gloria, is the DVR set up? Okay great.

 

              Up next we find the New England Patriots going down the New Orleans for some Cajun Seafood. Ole Tom Terrific showed Drew Brees how to throw the ball. Rolling up 447 yards on 30 of 35 attempts. The Aints secret weapon Adrian Peterson showed his skills with 8 carries for 26 yards rushing, and oddly enough he had no catches for no yards. We aren’t sure if this production is what the Aints were looking for when they signed the greatest running back in the history of the NFL. But time will tell.

Final Score Patriots 36 Aints 20. During warm ups Tom Terrific called out to Drew, “Hey how do you guys play with the smell of Urine everywhere?”

 

              The first Art Modell cup game of 2017 is this week and low and behold the best team in Ohio still didn’t change. Gloria everyone knows the story of the Art Modell cup by now, they have been playing it for a long time, no need to rehash that out. But what we can point out is that when Cincinnati set the bar at a 9 point high for the week, the Brownstains only have to score twice.

The Final Score Brownstains 10 the Ravens 24. If you can’t score twice in Baltimore on a Sunday in September, you really aren’t trying to hard now are you?

 

              Up next we get to the opening Buccan game. We could make a few jokes about the price of corn, or how the crab legs are free for Jameis Winston before and after each win. But the biggest Joke we could think of this week is. Mike Glennon.

Final Score Da Bears 7 the Buccaneers 29. Yep sometimes Jokes are just a sad example of what people thought were productive. And Mike Glennon was not productive.

 

              So everyone knows that Andy Reid was the coach of the Beagles, before he put on the War bonnet and became the Chiefs head coach. There was as stat that we heard a long time ago that went something like this. “When Andy Reid has 10 days to prepare his teams are like 15-1. Well make that 16-1 has the former beagles Coach did his best war dance and the heads of the visiting Beagles started to roll.

Final Score the Beagles 20 the Chiefs 27. Did anyone else just see Andy Reid and that huge mustache dancing around in a circle like an Indian? No? How about now??

 

              As much as we were impressed with Slingin Sammy Bradford last week, this week we are equally unimpressed with Case Keenum. Big Ben was looking for his date to the fall harvest Jr High dance. He whooped out his stats for the 7^th and 8^th graders in attendance showing them 243 yards passing and 2 touchdowns, proving he can score.

Final Score the Viqueens 9 the Steelers 26.  And Case Keenum showed us that even though your name is Case Keenum, you still suck.

 

              And now in Women’s high school crew, we find the Buffalo Bills and the Carolina Panthers.

Final Score the Bills 3 the Panthers 9. If we could we would award this game the ultimate Double Birth Canal Team of the week, but since we can’t the Bills will take the title this week, Congratulations!

 

              Well now we will head to Indianapolis to check in with the luckless Colts. Some fans were heard saying that they would rather see a dead man playing quarterback for the Colts till Andrew Luck comes back from injury. Another fan replied “Well take a look out there on the field that Brissett dude is pretty much dead.”

Final Score the Cardinal 16 the Colts 13. Dead or not. We could think of several players that could play better than this guy. One of them is not Case Keenum.

 

              One of the teams that surprised us last week was Jacksonville. The way they came out and slapped the Texans around was sure surprising. This week the team that surprised us the most is the Jacksonville. They got slapped around by the right wing of the super duck.

Final Score the Titans 37 the Jags 16. Maybe the Super duck put his webbed foot on the neck of the Jags and just kept kicking.

 

              Have you ever thought that the grass was greener on the other side of the fence? You know wishing or longing to be someplace else. Maybe wanting to get out of a bad relationship, then after you start dating someone new you realize that you should have stay with the first one, but now you can’t go back because they don’t want you?

Final Score the Dolphins 19 the Chargers 17. Hey NFL, no one wants the Chargers in Los Angeles. And now San Diego doesn’t want them back. Maybe they can move to Bakersfield?

 

              Next we find the winningest team in California, the Oakland Raiders. They played the J E T S jets jets jets. And it would have been nice if the Jets had showed up. But instead the Jets fielded a bunch of puppets, and not very good ones either.

Final Score the J E T S 20 the Raiders 45. Possibly the following puppets might have played better than the J E T S, Pinocchio, howdy doody, King Friday, Miss Piggy, Achmed the dead terrorist, and Jalapeno on a stick.  

 

              The 49ers need to sign their old Quarterback again, Brian Hoyer is not the direction they need to go, after they sign their old Quarterback, they can sign a new Running back REGGIE BUSH, and anyone else that can’t play. For some reason the pundits think the Former 49er quarterback can still play, but he was 1 and 10 last year. He still wants to play in the NFL but so do a lot of former players. Michael Sams wants to play as well, be he is not in the NFL, because he is not good enough. End of story.

Final Score the 49ers 9 the Shehawks 12. Lots of people still want to play in the NFL the issue isn’t kneeling down or being gay, it is ability.

 

              Effort is contagious. Disrespect is contagious. If you disrespect effort you disrespect yourself. Things people should know. Without effort you have people standing on the field of play with hands on hips, disrespecting everything around them those who came before and those that come after.

Final Score the Cowgirls 17 the Bronco’s 42. Yes Ezekiel Elliot you should show more effort in everything you do, on the field.

 

              This week The Rogers Insurance agency headed down to Georgia to inspect some Hurricane Irma damage. The top notch agent and underwriter found a few places to write some new policies. He got a little disaster policy written for Matt Ryan that safeguarded his lead in Games, excluding Super bowl and any playoff games on any day that doesn’t end in the letter “Y”.

Final Score the Packers 23 the Falldowns 34. “This is our standard policy.” Ryan replied “Okay. But I think you are cheating me.”

 

              Finally on Monday night we find that NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS, inviting the Detroit Lions to New Jersey. This game was marred by the sad play of the one and only Ellie Manning. After the game as he sat in front of his locker, a familiar figure stood in front of him. As Ellie looked up, he said “What do I need to do to be better at this. I just want Dad to be proud of me.” “Well” He heard “Let’s work on it. But not too hard, because right now he doesn’t like me too much. I retired and he says he doesn’t have a son playing football anymore.”

Final Score the Lions 24 the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 10. “Well at least you scored a touchdown this week.”  

 

That will do it for us this week.

And remember like we always say…

 

 

Girl, to be with you is my favorite thing, yeah
Uh huh
And I can't wait til I see you again,
Yeah, yeah, ah ha ah ha
I want to put on my my my my my
Boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
Boogie shoes just to boogie with you, uh huh

I want to it it 'til the sun comes up
Uh huh, and I want to do it 'til
I can't get enough, yeah, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
Boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you,
I want to put on my my my my my
Boogie shoes just to boogie with you

Stroll Down the NFL Boulevard Week 1 2017

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 1

 

              Well here we are again. A little older, and hopefully a little wiser but the jury is still out on that one. Let’s talk about who is here this year. Contract negotiations have gotten us back on track. So let’s go around the horn. Gloria, are you here? Great. Expo, are you here? And that is all we need right? Well it is the first game so there is no bye teams this week. Oh yes. That slipped our minds Tampa Bay and Miami are moving their game to another week due to weather. So I guess we do have a couple of teams out. If that will do it for the open, then Expo, please kick it!

 

 

              So this is the first game of the season. Lots of fanfare, lots of hoopla. Lots of people patting each other on the back for a job well done. Welcome to New England home of Tom Terrific and his merry band of Misfits. After completing the biggest comeback in Superbowl history the Patriots were finally able to celebrate on the field. And boy did they celebrate. Balloons, trophies, and handshakes all around. And with the game well in hand 27-21 in the fourth quarter it appeared that more handshakes were to be had. We mean the Patriots were 100 – 1 when leading going to the 4^th quarter.

Final Score the Chiefs 42 the Pats 27. Well let’s make that 100-2 now since they collapsed in the fourth quarter, like well, hum. The team they played back in February.

 

              With the new 2017 season comes the renewed sense of hope. There is also a sense of dread that the season is now upon us. It is with these words that we bring you the sense of dread. Welcome to the 2017 season of the J E T S jets jets jets. To say that these Jets are going to crash would be too good. The hope for this Jets team is that they will be good again.

Final Score the J E T S 12 the Bills 21. The jets might be good when pigs fly, and we don’t mean the Stewardesses on United flights.

 

                Next up we head to woods where the Bears live. Much like the previous seasons, the Bears are terrible. Other than that season in 84, which they hang their hat on, what have they done? We know what they didn’t do. And do you know what the question is when Mike Glennon is the answer?

Final Score Falcons 23 Da Bears 17.  We don’t either, but damn that answer sucks.

 

              For years some of us here at the stroll would make fun of “Ben gals” we would kick Marvin Lewis around because he is Marvin Lewis. So it only seems fitting that we should give him a little break. It probably isn’t his fault that his players play cheap, and play dirty. So it is with all due respect that we give you this.

Final Score the Ravens 20 the Ben Gals 0. Yes Gloria you can take the very coveted Birth canal of the week trophy to Cincinnati.

 

              If you were going to tell us that the best team in Ohio was in Cleveland, we would have asked you, “Really, who are the Brownstains playing?” well it just so happens that the Brownstains have scored 18 more points than the Ben gals. Sorry had to get one more in this week.

Final Score The Steelers 21 the Brownstains 18. An interesting fact. Since the Brownstains returned to the league in 1999, what quarterback that has the most wins in Cleveland’s new Stadium? If you guess Ben Roethlisberger, you would be correct.

 

              Up next in the great state of confusion known as Michigan, where the streets are not safe, the water is undrinkable, the unemployment rate is high, and with all the trouble they have, the Detroit city can hang its hat on knowing that the NFL’s highest paid player is in their fair city. And that gets them 292 yards and 4 touchdowns.

Final Score Cardinals 23 the Lions 35. Matthew Stafford is now the highest paid player in the NFL. That is right, not Tom Terrific, not Aaron Rogers, not Matt Ryan, nope. Matthew Stafford. Thoughts?

 

              There are times when the announcers make the game, there are times when the announcers can kill the game. This week the new announcer was more talked about than the game. So we will follow suit. Of course Toni did well, it is September. Just give him until Thanksgiving. Then we will see. Other that the Super duck got his wings clipped by the team currently from Oakland.

The Raiders 26 the Titans 16. And just so everyone knows we peaked in and heard Toni calling what plays were going to be ran. It was interesting that he never said, “Well Jim, here he is going to drop back and throw it to the other team. I know that is what I would do!”

 

              Next up a hard fought battle on tough NFC East foes. The Deadskins and the Beagles squared off in game with more on the line than one would think. Because you see this line was for first place in the division. Kurt Cousin is showing why the Deadskins didn’t pay him the money he thinks he is worth. 23 of 40 for 240 yards and 3 turnovers is not going to get you anything…

Final score the Beagles 30 the Deadskins 17. Well those stats will get you beat.

 

              Welcome to the J. J Watt Show! Finally we are back with our season premiere episode. On this episode J.J. is going to have a special guest. Steve Harvey is going to be in the Studio trying to explain why he is not causing havoc in Houston. In this week’s cooking segment J.J. will show everyone in the audience how to boil water to make it safe to drink. In the craft segment, J.J. will show everyone how to dress up those pesky water level lines in your flooded out home. And lastly in the very emotional segment J.J. will talk about how raising money for those effected by the storms has hurt his heart, and his plea for help for those effected by the Hurricane.

Final Score the Jaguars 29 the Texans 7. The seriousness of the situation in Houston doesn’t call for a joke here. However the situation did allow us to give a little levity. Please take it as such.

 

              Several years ago the Los Angeles Rams moved to St Louis because of stadium issues. No one was showing up to the games in Beautiful SoCal. There was always something else to do, the beach, the sun, or sitting in the traffic on the 405, just to name a few. So other than the 80 people who showed up at this game we guess everyone else was stuck in traffic.    

Final Score the Colts 9 the LAR 46. And wow did those 80 people enjoy the game? What the NFL needs to do is to have 2 teams in that market. The number one market in population could support 2 teams right?

 

              Up next is America’s Game of the week on Fox, and what a barn burner. The Packers hosting the Shehawks. A A ron did his best impersonation of a quarterback going 28 of 42 for 311 yards with a touchdown and interception. He also sold some flood insurance to Russell Wilson. Wilson purchased the insurance under the impending doom that is Hurricane Jose. You see A A Ron showed Wilson the computer tracking models of Hurricane Jose and convinced him that he needs to keep his house safe.

Final Score. Shehawks 9 the Packers 17. It wasn’t until after the game that Joe Buck informed Wilson that hurricanes don’t hit the northwest. Wilson’s response “Well if they do I am ready.”

 

              Up next we find the Carolina Panthers heading west to San Francisco to play the 49ers. Quarterback Brian Hoyer must be greatest in the history of the 49ers. We mean if the 49ers deemed that the Kaepernick wasn’t for them anymore we are sure that is just sound football sense. Mr. Hoyer completed 24 of 35 passes for 193 yards, with an interception. This got the 49ers a total of 3 points. A stellar performance.

Final Score the Panthers 23 the 49ers 3. Well at least they scored. And that is better than the Ben gals.

 

              And on Sunday night we have the game that everyone was waiting on. The Cowgirls and NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS. What a game. And what a catch. If you have not seen the Cole Beasley catch. It was definitely a hold my beer moment for him. After the game while he sat in the locker room poor Ellie was dazed and confused. Then a tall man walked up to him. “Tsk Tsk Tsk dad is not going to happy with you this week.” As Ellie looked up he saw his big brother standing in front of him, “Do you think dad was watching?” “Well” Payton said “Probably not, so you might be okay.”

Final Score The NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 3 the Cowgirls 19. “I am supposed to tell him how you did. I can say that you are getting better at looking confused and having dumb face on the field.”

 

              And next because this is opening weekend    there are two Monday night games on ESPN. As if one wasn’t bad enough we now have to endure the over saturation of football on Monday night. So first up we have the wild and woolly game between the Viqueens and the Aints. As the Aints headed up to the land of 10,000 Lakes. (You would think that the land with 10,000 holes in it would not be land at all) The Aints decided to get themselves a running back for the ages as they signed the Adrian Peterson. Let take a look at what he did 6 carries for 18 yards. What kind of production is that? No wonder he was screaming on the sidelines. Whether he was screaming at his coach or not. 6 carries is not enough for him to spank the other team.

Final Score the Aints 19 the Viqueens 29. Okay someone do the cheer let’s get it over with. Viqueens win! Viqueens win! Viqueens win. Yippee.

 

And Last but certainly not least. We have the final game of the night. This game was profound because of the people in the booth.  We had the very first female play by play announcer in the NFL Beth Mullins and our very first Hispanic sideline reporter Sergio Dip and the very first Toe licker on commentary. Any of these three would have fine on its own, but when all three were added together, we were looking for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and yell that the entire network had been punked.

Final Score the Chargers 21 the Bronco 24. This was the final game of the day, and we can only think of one way to handle this…

 

 

That will do it for us.

And remember like we always say…

 

 

Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I owe it all to you
I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me
We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical
Fantasy
Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise it
Secretly
So we take each other's hand
'Cause we seem to understand
The urgency
Just remember
You're the one thing
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love because
I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
Hey, baby
With my body and soul
I want you more than you'll ever know
So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to lose control, no
Yes I know what's on your mind
When you say, "Stay with me tonight"
Just remember
You're the one thing
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love because
I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
But I've had the time of my life
And I've searched though every open door
Till I found the truth
And I owe it all to you

Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Couse I've had the time of my life
And I've searched though every open door
Till I found the truth
And I owe it all to you...