Stroll down the NFL boulevard Superbowl 2016

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Super Bowl

2016

 

                Well it is finally here. What we have been working on for the whole season. The culmination of the entire year and all in one game. The Good Versus Good, the game that we have waited for. The Epic on field battle of new against old. What the World has been waiting for. The Horse and the Cat. Could this be as epic as the Awakening Force? Will this be more thrilling than a trail involving Sweater wearing Bill Cosby? Will we finally have more answers than questions? Will we? Will this game unlock the Primal fears in all of mankind’s soul? Expo if you will, Kick it please!!!

 

                First Quarter and we are forced to come up with our pick for the game, after all the analysis we choose the ribs over the burgers. The Ribs are grilled with a dry rub on them, and they were delicious. Oh and we finished just in time to see the Field goal that started the game. A couple of punts later and the super Panther drops back to pass, he was tackled stripped of the ball and it was recovered in the endzone for a touchdown. Wow what a quarter of football, this was everything we could have wanted. Great food and a great game, the commercials were a little suspect, but then what came next was very unexpected.

End of the First Quarter Panther 0 the Bronco 10. That little Monkey commercial came on and we were taken back to our fear of the Planet of the ape’s movie. “Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty Ape.” Well that cannot be unseen no matter how many times we rewind it.

 

                Second Quarter starts out just fine and the Panther is on a Roll, and they score a touchdown. Wow what a score. Jonathon Stewart jumps over the pile and finally we have a game. Well look CBS has a new toy, some 360 vision tool. Way to go CBS, thanks for unveiling that at the Superbowl, now can you produce you game in a digital HD Format where it will all fit on the screen. We hate to see the graphics and can only read about a third. What is worse, is when you have the game, the Quarterback drops back and runs off the screen before your camera man finds him just as he is throwing the ball down field. No other Channel does this, it is like you have each of your games are on some 1190 DLP format that our TV will not pick up, any other game broadcast on any other channel works just fine on our TV. The Wife tells us to have another Rib and stop bitching. Mmmm another rib. The Bronco kicks a field goal. And we get ready for Halftime.

End of the Half the Panther 7 the Bronco 13. Jim Nance mentions that the Halftime show is going to be spectacular. In his estimation it will be a Tom Brady like show, with singing and Dancing. He just can’t wait for it to get started. Phil Sims reminds Jim that Tom Brady is at the game, maybe he can swing by and sing a couple of Tunes.

 

                The Halftime show was… well interesting. Apparently the NFL can’t figure out which Audience to pander too. Are we going to pander to the normal audience? If so then Cold Play was your group, the Vocals could have been a little louder, but a live show it is hard to get that right. If the NFL was going a little more Funky? (Because they dropped the ball last year and had Katie Perry upstaged by dancing shark) They had Bruno Mars come out and sing his hit from 2014. “Uptown Funk.” Not a bad tune. We like it. We can be in the Funk Crowd no worries. Or did the NFL want to go for the Hip (although we don’t know why she is hip) Angry Black woman crowd. Her movement of Black up dancers with their Black Panther Party Hand gestures, and song Lyrics (Which could not be heard) about how the Police are targeting Black males. Some people loved the fact that she was out there on the field. Others just didn’t understand why she was there. Still others just thought it was a waste of time why doesn’t the NFL stop trying to produce a halftime show and just run a couple more commercials. But such is life, the halftime show as outlived its usefulness for us. How about we just stop using the platform of someone else’s show to provide your opinions that really just doesn’t matter to anyone but you. One day maybe some people will understand that all lives matter. 

 

                Third Quarter starts off with the slow methodical nature that marks a defensive game, it looked like both offenses were playing in mud, trying to gain footing to a field that would not be theirs. This was the defense’s field and nothing was going to stop them from Dominating. This would be a good time to mention that there were 15 punts, 18 penalties, and 6 turn overs and 12 sacks. Cam the Fig Newton was 18 of 41 while Peyton Manning was 13 of 23. There was only one offensive score and only field goals in the game so far. But then there was one glorious shot of the Manning family in a Luxury suite. All the family. The one person we didn’t see was Papa Archie sitting in the back because Ellie had decided to stand next to him. Ellie looked like he was lost in the Family portrait, we can only wonder why.

End of the Third Quarter Panther 7 Bronco 16. 15 minutes left in the game. We find ourselves cheering for a hamburger now. The Ribs were great, but now we really thought that a hamburger would be good now.

 

                The Fourth quarter starts without much fanfare, But Peyton did take a sack and fumbled the ball, which led to another field goal for the Panther. But a few more punts and the Bronco finally scores a touchdown by the offense. This game proved that old saying defense wins championships. It was a slow 60 minute painful death for Cam the Fig Newton as he could only muster 10 points in the biggest game he has had so far in his career.

Final Score the Panther 10 the Bronco 24. After the game while out on the Field Celebrating the victory for his son, Archie was approached by a reporter who asked “Well how does it feel to the Father of two Super bowl championship Quarterbacks?” “Well” Archie replied. “Cooper won a Superbowl back in Peewee Football when we was 7 I think, and this is about the same feeling. This one is a little bit bigger stage than Cooper’s but a Championship is championship. Right?” The Reporter shaking her head asked “What about Eli’s two Super bowl wins?” Archi looked confused and replied “I need to get over to my grandkids, they are holding a trophy no one else in the manning family has held before!”

 

Well there you have, our story of this Super bowl. We hope that you have enjoyed this year as much as we have.so until next year.

Remember like we always say...

 

Spent the last year, Rocky Mountain way
Couldn't get much higher
Out to pasture, think it's safe to say
Time to open fire

And we don't need the ladies cryin'
'Cause the story's sad
'Cause the Rocky Mountain way
Is better than the way we had

Well, he's tellin' us this and he's tellin' us that
Changes it ev'ry day, says, it doesn't matter
Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat
Playin' it play by play, time to change the batter

And we don't need the ladies cryin'
'Cause the story's sad, aha
Rocky Mountain way
Is better than the way we had
Hey, hey, hey