Stroll Down the NFL Boulevard Week 10 2016

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 10

 

                Well here we go again week 10 in the NFL and future is getting bright for some teams and the lights are beginning to dim for others. Let’s see whose light shown like a beacon and whose light should be extinguished. Gloria who is Bye this week? Bills of Buffalo will be Zip-lining across Niagara Falls this week, and Detroit will be looking for fresh water to come from their pipes. The Colts will be looking for anyone to give them more luck and the Raiders of Oakland, well they will “Just wait Baby” till next week. Jimmie are we ready to go? Then Expo my good man, do the honors and Kick It!!!

 

                First up on Thursday, the Art Modell Dixie cup game. Art Modell left like a thief in the night from Cleveland with his Browns to Baltimore and proceeded to rename them the Ravens. The NFL felt sorry for the Cleveland and gave them another franchise to be called the Browns again. And they have done almost nothing since given the franchise again in 1999. 91 wins and 185 losses in 17 years is well an average of 5 wins a season. And that will not give you much of anything.

Final Score the Brownstains 7 the Ravens 28. And this year you can add a total of 0 more wins to the total of 91. So there you go.

 

                Up first on Sunday we find that the Super duck invited Aaron Rogers over for a little pre-Thanksgiving questions. During the Pre-game warm ups, Markus asked Mr. Rogers a few questions:

1 How many times should I baste the turkey?

2 If I cook candied yams, how many Marshmallows do I put on and when? What about pecans?

3 How much packing do I use when I have to pack the corning ware dishes to take to grandma’s house?

Final Score the Packers 25 the Titans 47. Aaron’s answers were noted below:

1 I would baste every hour on the hour, while cooking, but make sure you cook the turkey upside down.

2 Candied Yams are great and it is at least 3 giant Marshmallows per yam, and put them on about 10 minutes before they are finished. No Pecans.

3 Just because I play for the Packers doesn’t mean I know how to pack things.

 

                Up next we head to the underwater city. These two teams were pretty even throughout the whole game. The Aints drove down the field and scored to tie the game. So with the Score tied at 23 the Kicker ran out on the field to kick the extra point to win the game. And then the unbelievable happened. The ball was snapped a defender jumped over the center, and blocked the extra point. As the ball was bouncing around the ground and everyone was yelling “Oh my just happened?” Justin Simmons scooped the ball up and returned it.

Final score The Bronco’s 25 the Aints 23. Gloria do you have anything to add? Yes this harkens back to the 2003 Game between the Aints and the Jags of Jacksonville where the “River city Relay” occurred. The Aints missed that extra point to tie the game, and lost as well.

 

                Next up we find the train wreck that is the Los Angeles Rams VS the NEW YORK FOOTBALL J E T S jets jets jets.

Final Score 9-6. Just move along folks we have covered this game up with a blanket until the coroner gets here.      

 

                Next up a game for only bird watchers. Jimmie have you ever been Bird watching? Yes I have as well. Yes you have to be very quiet and very still. If you aren’t then the birds will fly away.

Final Score the Atlanta 15 the Phil 24. We really wish both of these would have flown away.

 

                And now the Buccan game. There was still a World Series hangover effect in Chicago as the Bears went to Tampa Bay. The Buc’s ran up one side and down the other on the bears, while the rest of the world wondered why the even bothered to show up.

Final Score the Bears 10 the Buc’s 36 Bears fans are wondering the same thing.

 

                There are times when a team thinks they can do everything they need to in one quarter. Jimmie do you remember that time when the Viqueens Scored 20 points in the Second quarter? Yea we do too.

Final Score the Viqueens 20 the Deadskins 26. Nope still no cheer this week Jimmie.

 

                Up next when his team was leading the game in the fourth quarter by 11 points and looking up there was only 12:02 left on the Clock, Cam the Fig Newton decided to give his team a pep talk. “Okay boys this game is in the bag.”  We can only guess that Eric Berry heard that pep talk and decided to take matters into his own hands. And in his own hand we mean that he took the ball into his own hands, by intercepting it and returning it a touchdown. The Chiefs offense chipped in with 2 field goals and the Panthers were skinned again, by the Chiefs.

Final Score the Chiefs 20 the Panthers 17. That is the kind of Pep talk that every team needs, including the team that is behind.

 

                Welcome to another edition of the J J Watts show with your host J J Watt. Live from Wisconsin today, J J has a great show on tap. J J will show us how he has had to face his fears in the tough times of rehab. By interviewing others in a rehab facility. In his cooking segment, he will show everyone how cheese Curds are made. And finally in a segment rarely seen on these airwave, J J will show everyone a behind the scenes look at the polling place he monitored in Wisconsin. So sit back, relax and spend with time with us, on the J J Watt show!!!

Final Score the Texans 24 the Jags 21. Hey Expo did you know that J J was a Polling place monitor? No I am not sure what the polling place monitors do, most of the time when I vote it is run by the elderly. So I just assumed they picked everyone up at a retirement center, and paid them in Apple sauce and prune juice.

 

                Gloria, we know you have only been on the Stroll this year, but do you understand that the team that turns the ball over 4 times doesn’t win? O kay we were checking. Up next the San Diego Super Chargers took their 3 interceptions deep into the fourth quarter before Phillip “deep” Rivers threw his 4 interception. Kiko “Man” Alonso return the interception for a touchdown. Easy Peesy.

Final score the Dolphins 31 the Super Chargers 24. See how that works? We talk about it then it happens.

 

                Next up we find the West coast game of the day. The San Francisco vs Arizona game recently had been a match up worthy of something special, now it has turned into something that not many want to watch. Unless you are into watching grass grow, or paint dry this wasn’t the game for you. Trust us when we say that. Unless you enjoy watching a one man show fail, so badly, that even the smile of little children doesn’t brighten your day. Mr. Kneel down himself showed us why the 49ers need a better backup and starting quarterback in this league. He accounted for 265 yards of the total of 293.

Final Score the 49ers 20 the Cardinals 23. If you only have one person on your team that you trust with the ball. Then you don’t really have a team do you?

 

                And finally the game of the day on Fox. The rematch of the two teams that have played against each other in the super bowl 3 times. Your Pittsburg Steelers and your Dallas Cowgirls. This game wasn’t the one man show of the west coast game but did have the spectacle of a great game. So we can only guess that Pittsburg Head coach hates his kicker, as after every time the Steelers scored a touchdown and Kicker Chris Boswell ran from the bench towards the field, Coach just looked at him and shook his head no.

Final Score the Cowgirls 35 the Steelers 30. So with all precincts reporting in Pennsylvania the “Make the cowgirls great again” has been declared the winner. No recount will be needed.

 

                And the last game of the day turned out to be a good one, with lots of scoring and lots of drama. As the game was winding down with Seattle driving Pete Carroll made the same decision. Yep he threw the ball but this time from 15 yards out he scored and that changed the End of the game.

Final Score the Shehawks 31 the Patriots 24. Yep. This rematch turned out a little different than the last time.

 

                Finally on Monday the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS invited the Bengals over to Jersey. Before the game Andy Dalton was talking to Ellie Manning when he asked, “So are you still having trouble with your dad?” Ellie responded “What trouble?” Andy replied “Hey man, sorry, I thought your dad was avoiding you.”

Final Score the Bengals 20 the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 21. After the game Ellie ran to the locker room and picked up his phone. He hit Speed dial number 1 and it started to ring. Eliie waited and finally someone picked up and said “Hello?” there was loud jazz music playing in the back ground and Ellie was talking fast, “Dad, people are saying you are avoiding me.” The Voice on the other end of the line said “One second”, and the music turned down, “Hello, oh Hi” Ellie started again “Dad, people are saying you are avoiding me.” The Voice on the other end of the phone said, “Well, I am sorry, but this is a recording, and if this isn’t one of my only two sons, Peyton or Cooper, then I don’t think I need to hear from you. Bye.”

 

That will do it for us. Gloria, do you have anything for us?

Yes go right ahead.

This week’s Birth canal team of the week is a double penetration, so congrats to the Los Angeles Rams and the New York Football J E T S jets jets jets…

Well there you go.

And remember like we always say

Love on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Just pour me a drink and I'll tell you some lies
Got nothin' to lose so you just sing the blues
All the time

Gave you my heart
Gave you my soul
You left me alone here with nothing to hold
Yesterday's gone
Now all I want is a smile

First, they say they want you
How they really need you
Suddenly you find you're out there
Walking in a storm
When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song

You need what you need
You can say what you want
Not much you can do when the feeling is gone
May be blue skies above
But it's cold when you love's on the rocks

First, they say they want you
How they really need you
Suddenly you find you're out there
Walking in a storm
When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song

Love on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Just pour me a drink and I'll tell you my lies
Yesterday's gone
And now all I want is a smile