Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 6 2016

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 6

 

                It is a bit of a celebration here, we have reached a milestones of sorts. This is post number 150. And while you may not have read them all, hopefully you are reading this one. And if you are reading this one then you need to know that we will not be hearing the Cheer this week as the Viqueens are off, there will be no joy in Mudville today, or in Tampa bay, as they are off as well.  So Jimmie, are you ready? Gloria, are you ready? Expo if you would be so kind sir, Kick one time for us all!!!

 

                A tough AFC west battle on the Thursday night game. This game was so important that it made it on the night and the network where the least amount of people will watch. There used to be a novelty about Thursday night NFL games, but that was back when the you could only see two games on Sunday, and one on Monday.  Now there is a game on Thursday, four games on Sunday, and a game on Monday. Six NFL games a week, plus a network dedicated to all things NFL, the countless number of shows about the NFL, insider the numbers, outside the numbers, game films streaming on the internet. If there was ever anything called over exposure, well my friends welcome to it.

Final Score the Bronco’s 13 the Chargers 21. Hey Jimmie do you remember that girl on the Coppertone commercials when the dog was pulling down the back of her bathing suit? Yea that was where we went looking when we wanted to see over exposure.

 

                Well they have finally done it. The 49ers have put in their backup quarterback. And the football Gods showed us everything happens for a reason. Colon Kaepernick made his way out to the huddle to a chorus of boos and jeers the likes of which had not been seen since Rex Ryan tried to nibble on the toes of a homeless girl in the Niagara Falls Park. The Cheers and applause came out for REG GIE BUSH has he entered the game. He produced for his adoring fans, two carries for 6 yards. Now that is production.

Finals score the 49ers 16 the Bills 45. Really!?! Buffalo scored 45 points. It had to be the positive yards from REG GIE BUSH!!

 

                Well the Best thing about this game is that it is over. Thank God

Final Score the Jags 17 the Bears 16. Yuck, Yuck and yuck.

 

                The next game on the schedule this week is where the Ewes go to Detroit. This was a barn burner of a game, as both teams scored trying to outdo the other. But like in so many games this year, it comes down to the kicker. Matt Prater came in a kicker a 34 yard field goal with 1:29 left in the game. Nothing special about this game.

Final Score the Ewes 28 the Lions 31. But when is there ever anything interesting in a Lions game?

 

                So if you are behind by 15 points with less than seven minutes to go in the game, and you score a touchdown. Kick the extra point. Because if you miss the 2 point conversion first, you are still 2 scores. Archimedes, the father of mathematics, says laws still show that when you take 7 away from 15 it leaves 8. And in the Walter Camp, the father of football, says laws still show that 8 points is still one score.

Final Score the Brownstains 26 the Tenn 28.  This seems to be a pretty simple way of thinking. But sometimes the simplest answer escapes most people.

 

                Next up the Pittsburg Steelers went to South beach for a little fun in the sun. And what they found there was a little hard to believe. Big Ben had a horrible day as he went 19 for 34 for 189 yards and 2 interceptions. This is not good. What has been MIA in Miami is the “D”, But the Dolphins found their D on this Day. If they can keep it going it would be good, we fear that it is a one week thing.

Final Score the Steelers 15 the dOliphins 30.  So Gloria, little d for the Miami this week?

 

                This week Tom terrific was home, hearing the adoring fans cheer his name. This week ole Tom Terrific was 29 of 35 for 389 yards and 3 touchdowns. But the competition was the Bengals, they are kittens if you ask us. Not much else here

Final Score the Kittens 17 the Pats 35. Two games for Tom terrific, and he has 2 wins, and so does his opponents. 2 wins total.

 

                In a game for last place in the NFC south the Aints and the Panthers set the Superdome on fire. Literally, on fire. Scoring 79 points was a feat to behold. These two teams came in with one win apiece and we all knew something was going to change. We guess Carolina was just a pretender last year, as this year they can’t seem to find their way out of a corn maze that only has two stocks.

Final Score the Panthers 38 the Aints 41. After the game the answers to Cam Newton’s press conference we outstanding. “Next Question” “Next Question” “Next Question.” “Thanks”

 

                So this week a fight broke out over who is the second best team on the East coast. These two teams on the east coast showed up and had a hard fought battle. Neither was going to dispute that the New England was number one and neither wanted to be accused of being Carolina or the Jets. So here stood two teams on the field in New Jersey of all places to fight for the right to be second.

Finals Score the Ravens 23 the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 27. Another week and another loss but the Ravens Art Modell must be thinking his team is back in Cleveland.

 

                Did anyone think that the demise of Carson Wentz would only take a few weeks? Well you were right on schedule. This week the rookie was 11 or 22 for 179 yards. He did however have the same amount of interceptions this week as retired quarterback Ron Jaworski did this week, ZERO. But we digress no interceptions for the week is good, but no touchdowns is not. If Wentz plays like this at home, he is liable to be booed off the field.

Final Score the Beagles 10 the Deadskins 27. These people in the city of brotherly love booed Santa Claus for God’s sake. Santa Claus!!!

 

                Home can be a sweet place for some, not for the Raiders, but for some. The Raiders looked to take out some frustrations on their sisters to the west. The Kansas City Chiefs were not having any of it. Alex Smith played like he actually knew what he was doing this week. Head coach Andy Reid said as much in the press conference after the game. “Coach was Alex Smith the key to winning the game this week?” “Well” he responded “I like to think that he knows what he is doing each week, one of us needs to know.”

Final Score the Chiefs 26 the Raiders 10. “Just suck baby” in full effect!!!

 

                In a game that could go a long way to determining home field advantage, the Falldowns traveled to the great northwest to play the Shehawks. Flying high this bird fight took to the air, as both Quarterbacks showed their never say die attitude.  This week the home team got the best of it as the Falldowns, well fell down.

Final Score the Falldowns 24 the Shehawks 26. The Falldowns need more production from Patrick Demarco who was on the field but seemed to wonder aimlessly for a couple of plays and run off the field.

 

                And now for Americas game. The biggest controversy in the NFL is going on in Dallas. As the Cowgirls need to decide who is going to be the quarterback when Toni Romo gets healthy. There are two schools of thought here, 1. A starter should not lose his job because of injury. 2 when the backup is better than the starter a change must be made. People keep talking about the 2014 season as if the Cowgirls won something, they didn’t. Toni does however have 2 wins in the post season in 7 playoff games. So we can see where the fans would want him to come back to the team.

Final Score the Cowgirls 30 the Packers 16. Jimmie, if you won 2 games out of 7 what does that mean to you? Yep you suck.

 

                It is time for the J J Watts show!!! This week’s Special Guest host is Jedeveon Clowny. This week Jedeveon will tell everyone how hard it is to walk outside with all these Clown issues. He is being stopped by random people asking him if he is the clown that was drafted in the 1^st round a couple of years ago and has done nothing. In the Craft segment Clowny will show everyone how he makes masks from paper Mache. And he will share his recipes for Clown car soup. Where as he puts it. “The flavor just keeps coming out.

Final Score the Dolts 23 the Texans 26. Jimmie when will this madness end? This is killing us. All of these Guest hosts are not what we watch TV for. 

 

                Final on Monday night in a game of no Consequence at all. Nick Novak kicked a field goal to keep the J E T S jets jets jets from laying a goose egg on the score board. Yippee…

Final Score the J E T S jets jets jets 3 the Cardinals 28. Thank goodness this was on ESPN so nobody cared.

 

Well there you have the #150^th in the books. We hope you have enjoyed this one.

Jimmie do you have anything? Nope?

Gloria, do you have anything? Ah yes, well then announce it please.

“This week’s Birth Canal Team of the week is…

The J E T S jets jets jets. There is Peyton Manning presenting the trophy.

And remember like we always say…

 

Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...

Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our ...
Something tells you that you've got to get away from it

Father gets up late for work
Mother has to iron his shirt
Then she sends the kids to school
Sees them off with a small kiss
She's the one they're going to miss
In lots of ways

I remember way back then when everything was true and when
We would have such a very good time such a fine time
Such a happy time
And I remember how we'd play simply waste the day away
Then we'd say nothing would come between us two dreamers

Our house, was our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street