Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 10 2015

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 10

2015

 

                Here is week 10 and we start going downhill to the end of the season. While some teams are still in the playoff hunt, some are not. And while some think that are still in the playoff hunt, they are actually in the draft pick hunt. Well let’s talk about the team that are bye curious this week. Looks like four teams are out this week, first the Super Chargers are off and spent the weekend in Mexico, the Colts took the week off. The 49er took their annual trip to Alcatraz this weekend and then the Falldowns of Atlanta well laid down this weekend. So Expo if we spin the Kick it wheel what do you think it will land on?

 

                First up on Thursday, we find the NFL working on making the game about as unwatchable as they possibly could. This was horrible. And apparently will continue for the rest of the year. We heard that this single color alternate uniforms will be the norm for rest of the games on Thursday. And the rest of the game will be on the NFL Network which means only about 25% of America gets the channel. There are 326 million in American and 25% of that 81.5 million. Of that 2% watch the Thursday game. Which is about 1.63 million people. 10% of Americas Population is Colorblind, and it looks like they all work at the NFL Network.

Final Score the Red Bills 22 the Green JETS 17. Way to go Toe Licker… congrats to you. Go lick some toes!!! These two teams are on the bubble of the playoffs.

 

                When Detroit rolled into Green Bay they had not won a game there since 1991. That means that we have had 2 Clinton terms, 2 Bush Terms, 2 attacks on American soil. (Oklahoma City and New York Trade Center) 2 Wars, 2 Super Bowl teams that win 3 games in four years. And the Detroit Lions were trying to get to 2 wins.

Final Score The Lions 18 the Packers 16. Looks like 2’s were wild.  One team is on the Bubble, one is out of the playoffs.

 

                Up next the Carolina Panther went to Tennessee to see the Titans. This game had some flashes of the Super Duck. But Cam “the Fig” Newton wasn’t going to allow that to happen. And “The Fig” was 21 of 26 for 216 yards. While the Super Duck was only 16 of 24 for 185.  Just a word of advice to the Titans 11 First downs is not good, but you need more, lots more.

Final the Panthers 27 the Titans 10. As bad as the Titans were they weren’t the worse. One of these teams are in the Playoffs, the other team will not be.

 

                Tsk tsk tsk. The Rivalry that goes between St Louis and Chicago is deep and long like the Mississippi River that separates the two States. People in St Louis have a great love of Fighting for what they believe in even if what that believe is wrong. The People of Chicago just want to win something, Basketball, Baseball, Football, or Hockey. But they do have the Chicago Trilogy of TV shows right? Chicago PD, Chicago Fire and Chicago Med. So maybe that will comfort them soon.

Final Score Da Bears 37 the Ewes 13. As we said Karma has a way of catching up with you, the football gods might just take your football team away. Both of these teams are out of the playoffs.

 

                The thing about Slingin Sammie Bradford is that he gets hurt. He gets hurt a lot, he is usually out around 5 to 6 games a season. So the official statement from the Beagles is Bradford has an AC Joint Sprain in his non-throwing shoulder, it is unclear how long he will be out. Miami’s boy named Suh wreaked havoc in the Beagle backfield. Looks like the Olphins are trying to get their D back.

Final Score the Olphins 20 the Beagles 19. Or Maybe the Beagles are just terrible. Both of these teams are out of the playoffs.

 

                In a tough AFC north Battle for second place, we find the Cleveland Brownstains, and the Pittsburg Steelers fighting it out. Cleveland Quarterback Johnny Autograph football did his best out on the field as he was 33 of 45 for 372 yards. Not too bad. But he had a fumble, and had an interception. But what he couldn’t do was beat Ben Roethlisberger. And when Landry Jones went down and Big Ben came in well Cleveland’s chances were about as good as someone completely Alcohol rehab and not wanting a drink.

Final Score the Brownstains 9 the Steelers 30. We all hoped that Cleveland would be better. And now it looks like that everything stays the same in that little town… Cleveland is out and Pittsburg is on the bubble…

 

                Well well well, here we are again, the Cowgirls needed to win just a couple of games while Toni Romo was out and what did they do? They showed exactly why Demarco Murray was so important. So follow us if you can. Last year the Cowgirls ran Murray behind a pretty good line, they stayed in front of the chains. They kept the defense off the field. Toni didn’t have to win the game, all he had to do was manage the game. Throw the ball to Dez Bryant, Terrance Williams, and Jason Witten. When the defense did get on the field they could be aggressive.

Final Score the Cowgirls 6 the Buccaneers 10. This year the Cowgirls are behind the chains because someone thought the Joseph Randle/Darren McFadden were Demarco Murray. Many fans of the Cowgirls are now thanking the executive of the Year 2014. These two teams are not in the playoff hunt.

 

                So the kick the Taints this week is Washington DC. The Deadskins kicked New Orleans in the Taint this week. 516 yards, and 47 points will do lots of things, but one of those things is that it will get you a new defensive Coordinator. Rob Ryan, the long haired Scruffy faced bear of a man that knows how to get like 6 defensive people lined up, but lets five of them wonder around like blind people without canes.

Final Score the Taints 14 the Deadskins 47. Sean Peyton kicked Rob Ryan in the Taint and we aren’t sure he was allowed on the team charter to get back home. But who really wants to go to New Orleans? These two teams are out of the playoffs.

 

                Next up is the CBS terrible game of the week. WE aren’t sure that this game warrants any discussion.

Final score the Jags 22 the Ravens 20. Both of these teams have been out of the playoffs for a while now.

 

                Next we head way out west to find the Viqueens going into the Black hole. Hum Expo? Are we really going this blue? Yea the Black hole? Can we really say the Black hole on here? Well I know what the Black hole is. Well why don’t you tell us? It is? Really? That is where the Oakland Raiders play? Are you sure? Well okay then.

Final Score The Viqueens 30 The Raiders 14. The Viqueens Win Viqueens win Viqueens win. And now the Raiders Cheer, “Just Suck Baby”. One is in and one is on the bubble.

 

                Well we all knew it was going to happen right? We all know that this day would coming right? But we are watching beginning of the end. Peyton Manning has fallen off the cliff so fast that this feels a lot like Wile E Coyote. About the only things missing were the jet boots and tiny umbrella. But four interceptions and getting pulled from the game is just the first time.

Final Score the Chiefs 29 the Broncos 13. So after the game Peyton’s phone was ringing. When he looked at it and it showed Dad as the incoming call. He took a deep breath and tear rolled down his check. HE pushed the button and in a shaking voice said “Dad, I am really not ready to talk about anything, goodbye.” One is in and one is on the bubble.

 

                Up next we find The CBS game of the week. And since it is the CBS game of the week it must include the New England Patriots. With Phil Simms and Jim Nance rubbing their hands together when they took to the booth to explain why they love Tom Brady more than anyone else does. This was a back and forth game, with 6 lead changes in the game. The real issue seem to be that you have to score last against the Patriots and not leave any time on the clock to Tom Terrific to drive the ball down and score.

Final Score the Pats 27 the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 26. After the game Ellie ran to the locker to make his Weekly after game call. But there was no answer on his Fathers Cell phone. Then the Voice Mail picks up and Ellie hears “Hi this is Archie, if you are calling for me and your name isn’t Ellie then leave me a message. If your name is Ellie, Don’t bother leaving me a message because you probably lost the game.” Both of these team are in...

 

                The Sunday night game this week had a lot less drama in it. Bob Costas wasn’t on a rant about something, Al Michaels, called the game, and Chris Collinsworth said Stupid stuff. It still amazes us that Chris has a job speaking for a living. We understand that his job is to explain what people just saw on their TV. But come on Man you don’t need to explain like someone has never seen what a football is. That maybe what is killing us the most, his points are far too dumbed down for the viewer? He makes them all seem way too simple. And when someone is on the ground motionless. Sometime the best thing the producer could do is turn his mic off.

Final Score the Cardinals 39 the Shehawks 32 Maybe Just maybe the Shehawks will miss the playoffs. One team is in…

 

                And Finally… Welcome to a special Monday night episode of the J. J. Watts Show. And boy do we have a big show. This week in the Craft Segment, J.J. Is going to show us how to make Red Headed Troll dolls with the little black and orange striped tops with the #14 on it. In the Cooking Segment J.J. Will show us how to decorate that Red Velvet cake. In a moving segment J.J will talk about how great it feels to be on the Best Pro Football Team in Texas, again.

Final Score The Texans 10 the Bengals 6. Oh Wait Expo there is more did he just say what I think he said? He did? Everyone in the studio Audience is getting a “Red Rider BB Gun!!!” one of these teams is in the playoffs, the other is not.

 

Well that will do it for us

And remember like we always say…

 

You're looking kinda lonely girl
Would you like someone new to talk to, ah yeh alright
I'm feeling kinda lonely too
If you don't mind can I sit down here beside you
Ah yeah alright
If I seem to come on too strong
I hope that you will understand
I say these things 'cause I'd like to know
If you're as lonely as I am
And if you mind
Sharing the night together, oh yeah
Sharing the night together, oh yeah, sharing the night.
We could bring in the morning girl
If you want to go that far
And if tomorrow find us together
Right here the way we are
Would you mind
Sharing the night together, oh yeah
Sharing the night together, oh yeah, sharing the night.
Would you like to dance with me and hold me
You know I want to be holding you
Ah yeah alright 'cause I like feeling like I do
And I see in your eyes
That you're liking it too, ah yeah alright
Like to get to know you better
Is there a place where we can go
Where we can be alone together
And turn the lights down low and start sharing the night...