Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Championship Week

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Championship Week

 

                Well Expo this is it. One of the greatest days in all of Sports. That Day when the Final four turns into the Final 2 and we have 2 Champions for just a bit. We have an AFC Champion and an NFC Champion. Then we will see if a few weeks who will be the NFL Champion. It is exciting isn’t it? These two games are exactly what everyone one was waiting for!!! So Expo this is your time to shine! Should you? Will you? Just KICK IT!!!

 

                Okay first up in accordance with the laws of the land the NFC will go first, this means that we head to Seattle of all places. This game opens as it should have full of nervousness, and anticipation, we mean it is the two best teams in the NFC playing. What happens as the game progresses is that which are conjured in the dreams of Maniacs. The Packers had 72 plays; it seemed like, inside the Shehakws 5 yard line and could only come away with 6 points. Two freaking field goals is not great but it is something. Between the two drives for Green Bay Russell Wilson did his best impression of a Pastry Chef, you know a turnover maker.  As Green Bay is kicking the field goals we kept saying, you need a touchdown here, you need 7 points not 3. But the Rain of Fields goals continued. And this game became less like a football game and more like someone chocking on chicken bone. With no one in the vicinity that could perform the Heimlich maneuver. Hell we are sure that everyone on the Green bay Sidelines would have loved Green Bay Head coach Mike McCarthy perform the Hind Lick Maneuver on anyone You know just start rooting his tongue up there and see if he could shock some of his team out of the second half funk they were in. but alas we digress. What you had here was the unique Divergent of two of the most well-known football facts. 1 you can’t travel across the country, and Win (you can’t fool us traveling across that North Dakota, and Wyoming, and Montana, which is country if we have ever seen it) and 2. You can have 5 turn overs and win. In Seattle it turns out that you can have 5 turnovers and win the game in overtime if you score 21 point in like 6 minutes.

Final Score the Packer 22 the Shehawk 28. We could make the joke of what does 5 field goals and one touchdown get you in the NFC Championship game? Beat is the answer in case you were wondering. But we will just go with this was the biggest Choke job since the lead singer of INXS Michael Hutchence killed himself in 1997.

 

                Next up we move from one crime scene to another. We have said for several years that Bill Bella-cheat is a cheater of the highest order. He always looks for ways to get an upper hand, either legally or illegally. He doesn’t care which it is. He will always look for the loophole in the rules to take advantage of every situation he can. Some people call him a genius for doing this. “You have to prepare for everything when you play the Patriots because Bill will show you something new each week, you really have to prepare for everything.” That is right you really have to prepare for good ole Bill to tape your walk thru before the big game, you have to watch out because he is going to know that his Balls are a little deflated which makes them easier to grip. And you can’t tell us that he and Tom Terrific were not grabbing and squeezing balls while they were in the locker room. Testing to see which balls had the best grip. You know that is what they were doing. To us, in our humble little opinion, there is enough Foul plays by the Patriots to Warrant a 1 full year + 1 game suspension for good ole Bill to begin on Jan 22 2015… Now to the game… it is with a heavy heart and deflated balls that we report to you that the Colts are this week’s Birth Canal team of the week. We know what you are say… how can a team with full inflated balls be the Birth Canal Team of the week? WE it is easy, if you know a little anatomy.

Final Score the Colts 7 the Cheaters (Patriots) 45. This game was so disappointing. It reminds us of the time when we were just a wee little lad and we had a great hatred for the Squirrels in our neighborhood. Watching them running around hiding their nuts, waiting for the long winter to come just burned us up. And us explaining to our Sainted Mother how much we hated these Squirrels.  Only to find that on Christmas we open that special present from Santa Claus and it is a Squirrel playground, handmade with little squirrel swings, and little squirrel merry go rounds, and little squirrel slides… Santa apparently thought we need to have something to relate to the squirrels, to see them having fun and we would have fun. We ask you… Who the hell wants to see a squirrel on a merry go round unless it is falling off to its death??

 

Well that will do it for us this week; we will be off next week, and back for the Super Bowl!!!

And remember like we always say….

 

 

Hey, here is the story
Forget about troubles in life
Don't you know it's not easy?
When you gotta walk upon that line

That's why you need, oh that's why
This is what you need, I'll give you what you need

Don't you get sad and lonely
You need a change from what you do all day
Ain't no sense in all your crying
Pick it up and throw it into shape, ooh yeah

That's why you need, oh that's why
This is what you need, I'll give you what you need

This is what you need, I'll give you what you need
This is what you need, I'll give you what you need
I'll give you what you need

Hey you, won't you listen?
This is not the end of it all
Don't you see, there is a rhythm?
I'll take you where you really need to be

What you need, what you need
I'll give it all, I'll give it all, I'll take you
I'll take you where you want to be
That's right