Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 16

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard  

Week 16

Have we finally made it to Christmas? Is it finally here… Every year we wait for that jolly ole fat guy in a red suit to appear and he seems to make it on the same day year. So were you naughty or nice? Were you good or bad? Lefty how about you? Were you good, or are you looking for coal this year? Either or can you please get us started?

 

                First up we find a game to play out the string and this season can’t get over fast enough for Houston. The White Bronco made a second appearance in Texas to lay claim to the greatest quarterback in Texas this season. Many have tried and many have failed and damned if he didn’t do it. Houston’s interim head coach had another stellar performance has his defense gave up 511 yards as his offense matched that with 240. For those of you not good at math the Bronco’s had 127 yards per quarter and Houston had 60. And just to be fair the Bronco’s scored 9 point a quarter and Houston scored 2.

Final Score the Bronco’s 37 Houston 13. After the game was over Wade Phillips asked how many more weeks do we have? Only one more Wade. Thank God…

 

                Up next the Titans of Tennessee went to Jacksonville for some fun in the sun… And they didn’t get much resistance from the Jaguars at all. And that is all we are going to say about this this game.

Final Score the Titans 20 the Jaguars 16. Oh my…

 

                So in this game we found a battle for the NFC south. Some time ago we told you that the Aints play real well in the urine stained Super dome, but when they play away from home they kind of play piss poor. This game was in Carolina, so you can guess that this game wasn’t the greatest for the Aints. But they tried as hard as they could and at the end their defense couldn’t hold the Panthers back.

Final Score the Aints 13 the Panthers 17. Okay so now it looks like the Panthers will be the second seed with a bye week, and the Aints may have to go on the road somewhere.

 

                A long time ago everyone loved a good Cowboy and Indian show.  With George Allen and the defense with no name, and the Cowboys with their Coach in the White fedora the games were bigger than life itself. Everyone waited for the schedule maker to put that game on Sunday. The week of buildup was wonderful. Then the game and all the highlights afterward where the things that made legends, of the likes of Clint Longley. But today’s game was just another in what has become the long line of disappointments, or what has become the norm in Cowgirl country. The only Stat you need to know is that the great Tony Romo was 12 and 22 in games after thanksgiving. And now he is 13 and 22.

Final Score the Cowgirls 24 the Feather not Dot Native Americans 23. That is what we love. Doing just enough to win the game, leave no doubt that you are better than the 3 and 12 team. Way to go.

 

                If ever there was a coach that was fighting for his job it would be foot licking Rex Ryan. And guess what? The Brownstains came to town and allowed him to keep his job one more week. Okay the heavens have opened up and pointed to Geno Smith and a loud voice was heard from on high. “Geno Smith as long as Jason Campbell is in the league you are not the worst quarterback.”

Final score the Brownstains 13 the NEW YORK GREEN FOOTBALL TEAM 24. Hey Lefty where does Cleveland draft? Hopefully they can get a quarterback in the draft.

 

                When you start to think about Cities with 2 names in the NFL are there many that are worse than Saint Louis? But let us give you Tampa Bay. They are both equally bad right? So in the Game between did anyone really care how it ended?

The Final Score…. Well we didn’t either.

 

                There are several scenarios that have the Colts hosting the Chiefs in a couple of weeks for a wildcard game. We can only say that the Chief didn’t want to show anything to the Colts this week while in town because they flat laid down like a cheap rug and the Colts ran over them. Talk about not putting up a fight, this was terrible. Fans should be asking for their money back.

Final Score the Colts 23 the Chiefs 7. Wonder how much tickets were to this game?

 

                So with a slim chance that the Bungels could get the second seed in the AFC, they put their best foot forward. And their best foot is connected to AJ Green. With 7 catches for 97 yards we can certainly see why he is a top receiver. Let’s now take a look at what the greatest running back in the NFL did this week: 11 carries for 45 yards is not great, but it is not too bad for a half either. But this was for the whole game.

Final Score the Viqueens 14 the Bungels 42.  Viqueens Lose Viqueens Lose Viqueens Lose. Dang it only one more week to say that.

 

                Well who would have imagined that the Bills played well at home? And the Dolphins did what they do best; they crushed the dreams of all fans on the Orange and Aqua. It is so disappointing to see that the Dolphins, who controlled their own destiny, played like they had no idea what a football was. After the game it was like all the players went to the locker room and laid down a table as a doctor strolled by each table he lifted the Sheet and found that each player had dilated to a 0 but were now ready to birth.

Final score the Dolphins 0 the Bills 19 Dolphins can’t win the AFC East but can still get in the playoffs but with games like this they will be home for the playoffs.

 

                There were two things in the next game that confused us. 1. The Cardinals had to win. 2. The Shehawks were playing at home and they had not lost there in like 2 years. So we keep adding everything up and can’t find an answer. Somehow, someway, by the sheer miracle of God himself the Cardinals won. Why the Face?

Final Score the Cardinals 17 the Shehawks 10. We sure do hate it when the things like this happen.

 

                So in a week where the Lions are eliminated from the playoffs we are supposed to be sad? What? Why would we be sad when the one constant thing, where there was something that we could always count on happened? Would we call it fate? No. Would call it Karma? No. would we call it the just rewards for acquiring the greatest Running back in the history of the NFL REGGIE BUSH? Yes.  Let’s see what he did in the game that could have kept the Lions in the playoff picture. He had 12 carries for 34 yards. SWEET.  But wait he caught 2 passes for 10 more yards, and a fumble.

Final Score the NEW YORK BLUE FOOTBALL TEAM of average or below average size 23 the Lions 20. Even with overtime he could only account for 44 yards.  Listen as we shake our head.

 

                So with the AFC East up for grabs the New England Patriots raised their hand and said they would like to give an oral report on why they should be considered for the top spot. As we listen to Bill Bell-cheat say that Tom Brady is a great Quarterback and that he is better than Geno Smith, or Ryan Tannyhill or any of the 4 or 5 quarterbacks that Buffalo has thrown out there, and for that fact they should be awarded title.

Final Score the Patriots 41 the Ravens 7. We have to agree with him, we guess. He does make an argument that is hard to not agree with.

 

                Then we head to West coast for a game to decide third place in the AFC West.

Final Score the Raiders 13 the Super Chargers 26 enough said.

 

                Up next we thought we would get to game of importance, but then this game is next, and really there is nothing of importance to anyone unless you live in Pittsburg, or Green bay. But here we go anyway.  Matt Flynn showed why he is barely an NFL Quarterback, as he loses again. And Pittsburg as awful as they have played have a slim chance to get to the payoffs. So you would think that this game would be important right? Nope it wasn’t.

Final Score Pittsburg 38 the Packers 31. Tsk tsk tsk. Without the double check, Green bay isn’t going to do anything.

 

                And finally the game that everyone wanted to see. Till the first quarter was over.  Well actually if you take away the first quarter and the fourth quarter, this game was close. But sadly for the Da Bears that doesn’t happen. And so Next week each team faces a showed down of sorts for their division. But this game was one to have a couple of swallows of eggnog and turn in early.

Final Score da Bears 11 the Beagles 54. 54 really?

 

                And finally could Candlestick have gone out any better?  The 49ers on the winning end against the Falldowns. But doesn’t beating the Falldowns seem easy this year? The 49ers punched their ticket to the playoffs and we don’t think anyone wants to face them now.

Final Score the Falldowns 24 the 49ers 34.

 

Well that will just about do it for us this week. We hope you had a great Christmas!!!

 

Remember like we always say!!

 

The Bills make me wanna shout!
Throw your hands up and shout!
Throw your head back and shout!
C’mon now, the Bills are makin’ it happennow.
Stand up now c’mon and shout!
Yea-ea-eah!

Say you will – Shout it right now baby.
Say you will – C’mon, c’mon.
Say you will – C’mon and shout.
Say you will – Yea-ea-eah!

Shout! Buffalo’s happenin’ now
Shout! We’re on the move now
Shout! The Bills are happenin’ now
Shout! They’re making it happen now
Shout! We’ve got the spirit
Shout! A lot of spirit – Yeah!
Shout! We’ve got the spirit
Shout! Justwatch it happen now!

Hey-ey-ey-ey!
Hey-ey-ey-ey!
Hey-ey-ey-ey!
Hey-ey-ey-ey!

Let’s go Buffalo!
Let’s go Buffalo!
Let’s go Buffalo!
Let’s go Buffalo!

The Bills make me wanna SHOUT!