Stroll Down the NFL Boulevard Week 15

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard

Week 15

 

                Week 15, is here and with it we can start to see just what is happening in the world around us. The cold north wind blows up the skirt of the NFL again and reveals things that we had hoped to never see. But before we get to all of that, let’s start with a little thing we like to call kicking it. Lefty if you will please!

 

So on Thursday, the most hated day in the NFL we would like to ask  one quick question, if the NFL wants people to play in their fantasy why do they have to play on Thursday? This seems to divisive since you have to have your team in an ready to play before the games starts, so it seem like you might not know who is playing on Thursday because  most teams don’t say till Friday.  It looks like the White Bronco doesn’t like to play on Thursday which will probably mean that the NFL seriously needs to look at stopping this crazy tradition. The Super Chargers did everything possible to pull the White Bronco’s pants down and spanked his hinny.

Final Score the Super Chargers 27 the Broncos 20. After the game the White Bronco was asked how this game compared to games of his past. “Well I used to play on Thursday in the back yard. But I usually won that game, Daddy made sure of it.”

 

                First up on Sunday we find a tough AFC East battle where the Bill Belacheat headed to sunny southern Florida. It looked like ole coach Bill was a little confused when he ran out of the field as the dolphins had changed their logo. Gone is that Dolphin with the helmet and little ball under his fin. That was classic, an Iconic logo, and now it is gone and it is too bad. It is also sad that when the dolphins scored with 1:24 left in the game that we thought that it was far too much time for Tom Terrific. And sure enough with 31 seconds left Tom completed a pass that got the Pats to the 19. Then the next pass that Tom Terrific completed was on fourth down and in the endzone to the Dolphins. Yep the Dolphins cheated and took the ball from the Patriots and they could not win the game.

Final Score the Patriots 20 the Dolphins 24. After the Game Tom Terrific was asked how can you throw an interception on his last pass? “Well I can best answer the that question like this.” He walks off the stage. Wonderful.

 

                In a battle of what could best be described as a battle for the fifth pick in the draft. The Buffalo Bills to a trip down the Florida again. Only this this time they played well enough to have their hand raised at the end of the game.  The best thing we could find about this game is that it was finally over.

Final Score the Bills 27 the Jaguars 20. During the press conference after the game Bills quarterback E J Manual asked… nothing as none of the reports showed up to ask any questions.

 

                Next let’s just get to the Buccan game. Can we just say that this week ends with one of these teams with 10 wins and 4 losses, and another one of these teams has 4 wins and 10 losses? Two exact opposites of teams, so this score should have been opposite right? Well the opposite of a 49er win would be a Buccan Loss.

Final score the 49ers 33 the Buccaneers 14. We guess a Buccan Loss is something they are getting used to in Tampa Bay.

 

                Okay boys and girls now that we are finished in Florida let’s head north to Georgia and find the RG3 less Washington team visiting the Falldowns.  Wow this would have set an NFL record. Did anyone else realize that?  When was the last time a team had 7 turnovers and win a game? NFL history maybe? Well Kurt’s Cousin finally came in for an injured RG3 and 10, and had a great game except for a couple of things.  Cousin had 2 interceptions and a fumble that is not good. Running back Alfred Morris had 2 fumbles as well. That is not good. And receiver Santana Moss had 2 fumbles also. Oh and that is not good either. But still you had to chance to win the game and a better chance to tie the game.

Final Score the Feather not dot Native Americans 26 the Falldowns 27. If you kick the extra point then you go to over time trying to win right? But if you miss the 2 point conversion you lose.

 

                Okay let’s all stay together as we move up the coast and find that Carolina has invited the NEW YORK GREEN TEAM for a visit. The Panthers held their opponents head down till they had 21 points. Because as everyone knows if you score more than 21 points GENO SMITH cannot bring you back. And he played true form again, has he had 15 completions for the game.  That is a completion every 108 seconds.

Final Score the NEW YORK GREEN TEAM 20 the Panthers 30. Well Cam Newton had only 16 completions, which is really worse. But he won the game, and that makes the difference.

 

                Okay here we go further up the East coast and we find it. That is right boys and girls right here in Jersey. We find the Superbowl game Stadium, dark and empty, and only one team on it. The Shehawks are here practicing on a Sunday afternoon. They are running pass patterns and lineman drills. There is no resistance. Even though there is a game going on the Shehawks are facing no resistance. Yes that cold North wind was blowing over the top of the stadium, down the seats to the stadium floor, pushing forward and finding the Skirts of the NEW YORK FOOTBALL BLUE TEAM.

The Final Score the Shehawks 23 the NEW YORK FOOTBALL BLUE TEAM of average or below average size 0. Yes 0, nothing, zip, zilch. Not a damn thing. But that cold air did reveal one thing, that soft inner thigh of them and lack of underpants of this week’s Birth Canal team of the week.

 

                So we turn back to the south and slowly move to Tennessee. We don’t think that Tennessee Moves slowly as they never expected to have Ryan Fitzpatrick. And just like the good Lord will sometimes giveth, he will also taketh away. And that is what happened here. As the Fitzpatrick lead Titans scored with 10 seconds to play to tie the game and believe it or not decided to go for over time. Arizona kicks off and the Titans are driving until Fitzpatrick is told in the huddle that he is playing in a real game and not on Madden 11. He promptly throws and interception and Arizona drives down and kicks a field goal to win.

Final Score the Cardinals 37 the Titans 34. Someone needs to wake up the titans General Manager. The Ryan Fitzpatrick story has come to a close. Put him back on the sidelines if you want to win again.

 

                Up next we will head west and get to Indianapolis. Lefty do we really have to do this? We do? We can’t just skip this week. And maybe act like it never happened? We can’t okay?

Final Score Houston 3 the Colts 25. Another stellar Wade Philips head coaching job huh? Got his team ready lose again.

 

                As we head a little West, to the Gate way of the west in fact we find that the New Orleans Aints rode a paddle boat up to Saint Louis. What they found there was a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The Aints could never get out of first gear.  Hell the Aints need 13 points in the fourth quarter to make it close. Oh wait this game wasn’t close. Drew Brees was in an Epic Battle against Kellen Clemons and this time Clemons got the beat of Brees. Lefty we can’t say this. This is just wrong. This is what the world calls a trap game. The Aints play the Cowgirls then got spanked by the Shehawks and thought that the Ewes were just going to roll over and show them their belly. But what the Ewes did was try and that is a lot more than what the Aints did for three quarters of the game.

Final Score the Aints 16 the Ewes 27. Yea right like Kellen Clemons could ever be better than Drew Brees.

 

                So if we go a little north no not there, just a bit back east we know we know. East yes, right there by the Lake. Okay here we have Cleveland. Well we are going to see if the Bears can follow up their win last Monday night with a big beat down of the Brownstains. However this Bear beat down was not as bad as the previous one. But hey this is the Brownstains and this was the game for Jay Cutler to come back for right? We mean how difficult would it be to out play Jason Campbell? We know a few College quarterbacks that might be able to do that now. So the Bears do what they do, as they went to the woods scratched their back on a couple of trees found a place to answer the old question.  When a Bear leaves a dump in the woods, does it leave a Brownstain.

Final Score Da Bears 38 the Brownstains 31.  We guess the huge Brownstain on the ground was the leaving of a large Bear.

 

                We can stay on this westward direction only turn a little North.  Okay so all the Beagles had to do was win right? So the Beagles went to Minnesota and proceeded to pull their own pants down. How does a team with no running backs and Matt Cassel as their Quarterback win a football game? Well they play the Beagles. If this is the offense that Head Coach Chip Kelly was going to bring to the NFL to revolutionize the game, he might be mistaken. 

Final Score the Beagles 30 the Viqueens 48. Holy cow Lefty, do you realize that if the Viqueens played the Beagles every week, they would be undefeated? Thank God that doesn’t happen.

 

                Next we are going to go south. That is right just keep going south till you get to China or hell which ever you find first. This has becomes America’s Hell, the AT&T Cowgirls Stadium. We are going to give you just a little bit of insight to our home life. Our Nearly 14 year old son was an ardent Tony Romo fan; till he was 10 and he lost faith in him when he could not beat the Viqueens in a playoff game. Then this past week while we were discussing our thoughts about last week’s game and the upcoming game this week he asked what we thought. So we said let us ask you something. Can the Cowgirls Defense keep the Packers from scoring more than 35 points?” “Not if they play like they did against the Bears.’ He replied.  We then said “If the Cowgirls could score more than 37 points they might be able to win, because we don’t think that their defense could hold the Backup Quarterback Matt Flynn to less than 37.” And one quick question is 36 more than 37?

Final Score the Packers 37 the Cowgirls 36? No matter how many times we add it up, we just can’t make 36 more than 37. 2 games to play and do the Cowgirls really want to play in the Playoffs?

 

                Now let’s jump across the rest of the United States to get to the Coast of California. A tough AFC Battle is what ends our day this week. The Rivalry between the Raiders and the Chiefs are the things that legends are made of.  Make no mistake about it these AFC WEST battles are great and must see TV. So Lefty was this game on NBC? No. oh I know this was the nationally televised game on CBS right? No?  Well then what happen?

Final Score the Chiefs 56 the Raiders 31. Well honestly, Just suck Baby has been the greatest Cheer in the history of the Stroll. We can’t think of anything better can you???

 

                Okay and finally the Sunday night game which brings a close to the Sunday games. And Pittsburg is finally able to claim a victory. So they have finally gotten back to the boring type of football that they are known for. After scoring 21 points in the first quarter they came out and score 3 more field goals to seal the game away.  Another Game Bungled by Cincinnati.

Final Score the Bungles 20 the Squealers 30. Finally Pittsburg got it all together, now if they can remember where they put it the next couple of weeks they can get back even.

 

                Well in what can be as close to a playoff game as you can get. The Detroit Lions and Baltimore Ravens strapped it on for an epic battle in the Motor City. So if we can set the mood, both teams need a win to continue their playoff hopes. With a loss one of these teams are probably going to be home in January. Okay so does everyone understand? Can someone then please explain this to Matthew Stafford? At 7 – 7 his Tony Romo comparisons are becoming a little frightening. He has thrown 3 more interceptions this week and that is horrible. But the Detroit fans are still cheering and they are cheering for REGGIE BUSH who had another great game 17 carries for 86 yards and another 15 on 2 catches. That is over 100 yards of offense and that should have been enough to win. But…

The Final Score the Ravens 18 the Lions 16. Isn’t it neat that we can answer that question when is a kicker more important than a running back? When the kicker is Justin Tucker and the running back is REGGIE BUSH.  

 

Well that will do it for us again this week…  We hope you have enjoyed this as much as we have…

 

And remember like we always say…

 

San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Chargers!
San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Chargers! Charge!

We’re coming your way, We’re gonna dazzle you with our super play.
The time has come, You know we’re shooting for number one.
With thunderbolts and lightning, we’ll light up the sky,
We’ll give it all we’ve got, and more with the Super Charger try!

San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Chargers!
San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Chargers! Charge!

We’ve got a plan, We’re gonna do it for our super fans.
All we seek, Is the goal line to victory.
We’ll ignite you, excite you With high voltage play.
We won’t let up a minute, We’re going all the way – all the way!

San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Chargers!
San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Chargers! Charge!

We’re coming your way with the Super Chargers’ play.
We’re coming at you. Now we’re coming through!

San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Chargers!
San Diego Super Chargers, San Diego Chargers! Charge!