Stroll down the NFL Boulevard
Week 10
Well here we are again. Week 10 things are getting clear, but we can’t just take everything for granted, and start picking teams for the playoffs, but we are getting closer to that glorious time of the year!!! Ah Playoffs when things heat up. And the weather starts to get real cozy. But before we get there let’s talk about those teams that aren’t playing this week. First up on the teams not playing is Green Bay, they are getting their own discount double check, and the Washington Deadskins are off, trying to get Robert Griffin III going again. And honestly, there are 2 more teams but they don’t play about half the time anyway so they are easily missed. Cleveland and Ari-Freaking-Zona. That should take care of the ancillary tasks at hand and get us rolling down the hill. Expo if you would get us started please.
When Indy went looking for some Luck in the draft they found some good. Andrew Luck has been everything that the Experts said he was. He is 6 foot 4 inches tall, rugged good looks, with a Laser arm. But he is no Peyton Manning. And that might be a good thing. But Luck has the rookie record for yards and with a couple more wins he will be a 500. And that is not too bad for a rookie. Blaine Gabbert on the other hand has 1 more win than a dead man at quarterback. And that is bad no matter whether you’re a rookie or not.
Final Score the Colts 27 the Jags 10. Expo!!! Can you research how many wins a dead Quarterback has ever had?
Okay so on Sunday in Minnesota the Viqueens had the Lions come to visit. We have found that Adrian Peterson has been running his legs off and he set some record. Apparently he has rushed for 140 yards or more in 4 straight games? That doesn’t seem like much of record but we might have that wrong. We mean he is rushing the ball so much and not getting tired that Janus Wright can’t even get his carries. Janus had one carry in the game for 3 yards. We demand that there be some sort of redistribution from the rich (Peterson) to the Poor (Janus) he deserves to have his chance as well.
Final score the Lions 24 the Viqueens 34. We not only demand but we strongly suggest the fair and equal treatment of all the running backs for the Viqueens.
Up next we find the undefeated Atlanta Falldowns looking for their tour of the super dome in Louisiana. But this week there was no time for tours as they were busy out on the field. Brees was 21 of 32 for 298 yards with three touchdowns. So as you can see no time for a tour this week. Now it appears that the Falldowns reign of terror is over. The lowly Saints have slain the Mighty Falcon and the World has been set back upon its right and just axis.
Final score the Falldowns 27 the Saints 31. There are now signs in the Super dome touting the fact that the concourse has now been urine free for almost three weeks.
The NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS headed to Cincinnati for a battle against the Bungels. After another dismal performance by Ellie the group of reporters in front of his locker has increased. “Hey are you still an elite quarterback in the league?” Asked one reporter. Ellie started to reply but was interrupted by another reporter. A man of substantial height who replied “that would depend upon which Mr. Manning you asked.” Ellie began to speak “There is only one Mr. Manning and that is my dad. He was a great hall of fame quarterback and I love him dearly.”
Final Score the NYFG 13 the Bungels 31. But does Mr. Manning love Ellie or Peyton more?
In Baltimore the fans came looking for something to cheer about. What they found was the Raiders, and when the Raiders come to town there is almost always something to cheer about. 1. The fans could cheer a lot of points being scored 2. They could cheer for their Cheerleaders uniforms. 3 Most of all When the Raiders come to town the fans Cheer for a victory. That is what the Baltimore fans did. They cheered for all 3 except maybe the cheerleader uniforms because the Ravens cheerleader uniforms came in 13th place in the top 10 cheerleader uniforms of all time.
Final score the Raiders 20 the Ravens 55. 55? Just Suck baby got 50 hung on them? What the H???
Up next we have an old AFC Match up. The Buffalo Bills came to New England for a little early Thanksgiving celebration. They brought a covered dish, of candied Yams and some rolls for baking. They also brought some little bitty pies. Hey Expo, do you like those little tart shell pies? You know the one that are like a piece pie, but they are made in a tart shell? Come on you don’t remember them? Those little pies are so good? I bet you would love a little Pumpkin pie with some cool whip right on top wouldn’t you? No? What? You don’t like pumpkin pie? Are you communist? Who does like pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving???
Final score the Bills 31 the Pats 37. The Bills have nothing to be thankful for. The Pats are thankful for the Bills.
Even the Great REGGIE BUSH could not keep this from happening. The Dolphins stunk up the city of Miami so badly. They are the very first unanimous choice for Birth canal team of the week. When we solicited our panel of judges for their secret ballot they all came back as Miami. And quite frankly 6 people can’t all be wrong. From far and wide the votes were counted and recounted. And even in Florida we waited till all the absentee ballots were counted and recounted. That is the main reason we are late this week, as we have to wait on Florida to count. Come on does Florida need to hire more people to count ballots? Or are the folks just not working enough hours? We know part time election officials only work part time but good lord a week to count?
Finals Score the Titans 37 the Dolphins 3. 3 Points is all they could muster? That is terrible.
Norv Turner and the Chargers are proving once again that they suck. They went for a little fun in the sun in Tampa Bay, and after leading at halftime 21 to 17 the Chargers left nothing for the second half. And we mean nothing. The Chargers looked like they never came out for the second half and the Buccaneers came out to play. With Tampa Bay finally over 500 we can only imagine that the world will be upside down for awhile.
Final Score the Chargers 24 the Buccaneers 34 how can the world be right if the Buccaneers are a winning team?
In only one of the Carolina’s a White Bronco arrived and this being Indian country they knew exactly what it meant. The Significance of the White Bronco is unmistakable. The White Bronco Leads with Passion of his forefathers and carries on the tradition that has set him on his path to greatness. He waivers not as he treads through life becoming even greater than his forefather in both legend and deed. The White Bronco Cares not for his brother, but rather only himself. After the game a tall man with rather smart throwback New Orleans cap was waiting outside the Bronco locker room. Suddenly the door opened and a package was passed to man outside. His rather smallish hands took the package hid it under his coat and walked outside the stadium.
Final score the Bronco’s 36 the Panthers 14. What is in the package? Who knows??
How does a professional Football team travel across country and gain only 11 first downs, how does a professional football team across country and gain only 185 yards. How does a professional Football team travel across country and have 3 turn over’s. How does a professional Football team travel across country with 11 first downs but have 7 punts, and 6 penalties. The point is that a professional team doesn’t travel across country with the above stats and win.
Final Score the JETS 7 the Shehawks 28. Are the JETS a professional Football team???
Up next we head to San Francisco to find quite a quandary. After 75 minutes of action the game was tied and 24. The Whistle blows and the teams start to change end and get ready for the sixth quarter, the Referees pick up the ball shake hands with each other and head in to the locker room. All of fans start to head to exits. Lights are being turned off, and cleaning crews start to sweep up the sidelines, all the while the players are looking at each other and at their coaches. Dazed and confused the players begin to mill around the field and ask each other what is going on? Finally a voice from the loud speaker blares on to the field “Thanks for coming to the game today, have a safe trip home. You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here. And that goes for you guys on the field as well.”
Final score the Ewes 24 the 49ers 24. Why doesn’t the NFL teach its players and coaches that they are the only sport that can end in a tie?
And now for America’s game of the week. Who decided that? How do 2 3-5 teams get to be America’s game of the week? Has America fallen that far out of the sports consciousness? This should not have even been called Mexico’s Game of the week, or Argentina’s game of the week. It is conceivable that it might be San Salvador’s game of the week, or possibly even Paraguay, but not America’s game of the week. Any way the final finger has been wrapped around the Dog killer’s neck and he was squeezed till he could no longer see. Or he just had a concussion. One of the two, but without him the Beagles were finished.
Final score the Cowgirls 38 the Beagles 23. A concussion that causes blindness? That is a cool thing for Vick!!!
On Sunday night the Texans headed to Jelly stone Park a hunting bear. They had the supplies they needed, a loaded Arian Foster, and sadly a half cocked Matt Schaub. The Texans went to prove that they could play with the Bears and someone shot Jay “Yogi Bear” Cutler in the head. This really hurt Boo Boo’s feelings and we don’t mean Honey Boo Boo. You know the real Boo boo Jason Campbell. This had to be the crappiest game on NBC, unless you are including that figure skating that they used to lead into Sunday night football? 21 first downs total with 6 turnovers makes for a real entertaining game if you are showing football follies.
Final score the Texans 13 Da Bears 6. What will the Bears do with Cutler out??
So on Monday night the Kansas City Chefs went to Pittsburg and something amazing happened. After being featured on prime time Television the Chefs finally put up a fight. This would have Lamar hunt happy, had he been alive to see it. ESPN commentator said there was no way the Kansas City could get out of their own way and this would be blowout by the Steelers. But the only Blow out on the Steelers part was a rib from Ben Roethlisberger’s chest.
Final Score the Chefs 13 the Steelers 16. This is the way a game is supposed to end in over time. With a winner… Ha!!!
Well that will just about do it for us this week. We have to apologize for being late, but we are back on track now, and hopefully will stay on track as we count down to the 100th episode of the Stroll…
And remember like we always say….
I've been cursed
I've been crossed
I've been beaten by the ones
That get me off
I've been cut
I've been opened up
I've been shattered by the ones I thought I loved
You left me here
Like a chalk outline
On the sidewalk
Waiting for the rain to wash away
Wash away
You keep coming back
To the scene of the crime
But the dead can't speak
And there's nothing left to say anyway
All you left behind
Is a chalk outline
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/three_days_grace/chalk_outline.html ]
I've been cold
In the crypt
But not as cold as the words across your lips
You'll be sorry baby
Someday
When you reach across the bed
Where my body used to lay
You left me here
Like a chalk outline
On the sidewalk
Waiting for the rain to wash away
Wash away
You keep coming back
To the scene of the crime
But the dead can't speak
And there's nothing left to say anyway
All you left behind
Is a chalk outline
All you left behind
Is a chalk outline
(All you left behind)
You left me here
Like a chalk outline
On the sidewalk
Waiting for the rain to wash away
Wash away
You keep coming back
To the scene of the crime
But the dead can't speak
And there's nothing left to say anyway
All you left behind
Is a chalk outline
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