Stroll down the NFL Boulevard
Week 7
Well Week 7 is now in the books and it seems like we were a little lacking in the games department. And we think that the main reason we are lacking in the games department is because of the teams that are off. In Atlanta the Falldowns are trying to figure out if they can go undefeated, and in Denver the Bronco’s are waiting on the snow to see if Peyton can concur it. Kansas City is trying to find a new chef to cook up a win, and Miami is going to soak up some sun. The Beagles are checking in on Michael Vick and his new pet, and the San Diego is trying to get the “Stick-um” off their hands. Wow that is 6 teams out this week and makes for some interesting match ups. So let’s get started. Expo kick it real good.
First up that funky Thursday night game The Shehawks came to San Francisco. It looks like the Shehawks made an early night of it as they had some site seeing to do. After being up at halftime they took in a ferry ride to Alcatraz, and put some money down to purchase the Golden Gate Bridge. They then had a late dinner at the Fisherman’s Warf. The 49ers however came back to the field finding no one to oppose them they were able to score a whole 10 points. But that might have just been enough.
Final Score the Shehawks 6 the 49ers 13. Apparently 10 points was enough.
Okay first thing on Sunday we find that the Brownstains are heading down to Indy to see about some luck. What they found there was no luck to keep their one game winning streak alive. Make no mistake about it this game was one barn burner, so much so that at the end of the third quarter the officials decide to call the game and declare the Colts the winner. This game had to be the Crappy game on CBS.
Final score after three quarters the Brownstains 13 the Colts 17. Do we really need to tell you how it ended?
Up next we head to Buffalo and find that the Titans have followed us. This game boiled down to one thing. Chris Johnson decided to run the ball. And know that Jake “the Fake” Locker is out the way the Titans have real quarterback they can get behind Matt Hasselbeck. He is showing that he can still quarterback in this league who knew? Chris Johnson showed everyone why he still the back he used to be. As he rushed for 195 yards on just 18 carries. And that is good.
Final score the Titans 35 the Bills 34. This game was so close that it nearly went to overtime.
Next we find the Baltimore Ravens flying south to the Sewer that is Houston. After barely beating the worst pro team in Texas the Ravens were going to flex their muscles against the best pro team in Texas. They found the going a little tougher. This week they could only must 12 first downs, and that will not win you too many games. When Matt Schaub looked across the line of scrimmage he saw that there was no Ray Lewis. And his fears were eased. He knew he could do what he wanted to the Ravens defense without fear of being stabbed on the way off the field. And Schaub ran the score up.
Final Score the Ravens 13 the Texans 43. Quote the Ravens never more.
Next we travel to the crazy little town of Saint Louis. And we find the Packers there holding their foot on the Ewes neck. During the Post game press conference someone asked Aaron Rogers to sum up his thoughts on the game and what he planned to do afterward. Well the first thing I am going to do is set up a booth in the Ewes locker room and see if anyone needs a discount double check. After that I thought me and the boys would feats on some lamb chops.
Final Score the Packers 30 the Ewes 20. And we thought we hated it when the cavemen tried to sell us insurance…
Stumbling back to Tampa Bay we find the New Orleans Aints have visited. Football is a game of precision. It is meant to be played with precision. And this game boils down to one play. And that play was a fourth down and goal from the 9 the last play of the game. With Josh Freeman running for his life he spots a receiver in the end zone. He throws the ball and the catch is made to get the game an extra point from overtime. Only one problem, there is a flag down and somehow they called penalty on the receiver who caught the ball, he went out of bounds, came back in and caught the ball. Penalty right? But why wasn’t there a penalty on the defensive back who push him out of bounds some nine yards in the end zone. We think that the replacement ref’s came back for one more play.
Final Score the Aints 35 the Yuccaneers 28. That is the only explanation we can come up with.
Next up we head to the Carolinas not exactly sure which Carolina the Panthers play in? Is it North Carolina, or South Carolina, and for that matter why do we need 2 Carolina’s isn’t one enough? We mean we only have one Wyoming right? And why in heavens name do we need 2 Dakota’s? We mean a North and South Dakota? Really?? And we only need one Nebraska? Surely if you measured up both Dakota’s and Nebraska you find a reason for only 1 Dakota. And why on God’s green earth are there 2 Virginia’s? That one is so stupid that it isn’t North or South; it is just west a little so we call it West Virginia.
Final score the Cowgirls 19 the Panthers 14. Thank God Dan Bailey is a good field goal kicking man.
Up next we head to Minnesota for some reason. Sometimes the schedule maker looks and at the end of the day there are two teams that have to play each other, but they know that the game will have no redeeming cause or need for anyone to pay attention to. This happened to be it. Because we have surveyed the entire country and found that the these two teams have such a low rating that when they are TV the network only beams it in to bars in Idaho, Montana both Dakota’s for some reason.
Final score the biggest losers 14 the plain losers 21. And Damn it if we don’t have to say Viqueens win.
The next game was the exactly what we needed to get past the previous game. Holy cow Ellie Manning against RG3 this is like Superman versus Lex Luther. Batman versus the Joker. Aqua-man Versus Sponge bob. Oh wait maybe not that last one because Aqua-man sucks. In the locker room after the game Ellie was seen on his cell phone. “Hey dad. I hope you had a chance to see my game I threw a touchdown pass with just over a minute to win the game. Well in case you didn’t you can probably catch on Sport center.” He hung up the phone and looked to the next locker where he saw Running Back Henry Hynoski. He nodded to Henry and said “Voicemail… Yep it lets us keep in touch. I call and tell him about my games, and he listens to my account on his voicemail.”
Final score the Deadskins 23 the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS 27. Henry wondered how long Ellie can fool himself.
Sometime in the NFL a game of hot potato breaks out. It seems that when these two team together it seems that neither one of them wants a win. So they keep giving the ball, and the momentum, back and forth, so much so that we got dizzy. Has our head was spinning around we kept seeing one sign. Just Suck Baby!!!
Final score the Jags 23 the Raiders 26. Why did this game have to overtime? No one should be suggested to that.
On the last day game on Sunday we find ourselves trying to make the age old choice. Tiger or Cobra? We know we should choose one. But the decision is too difficult. So we wait, sitting on the couch watching, waiting, waiting for something to happen that we can rally our football sense around and cheer for. As we slowly began to look for a stick to sharpen to poke our left eye out, it comes to us. Close both of eyes and let this game just fade away.
Final Score so we are told New York Football JETS 23 Patriots 26. Must have been that MSG in the Chinese food from lunch (Yawn)
On Sunday night after our nap we found that the Pittsburg Steelers had been invited to the Cincinnati Bunguls town. Mid way through the second quarter we find that the Bunguls are ahead 14 to 3 and decide that this game is over. We click off the old boob tube and head to bed safe in the fact that this game was well in hand.
Final score the Steelers 24 the Bunguls 17. Told you….
And finally on Monday Night we find Da Bears stealing the Lion’s Pik-a-Nik basket. Jay Cutler got so tired that he let Jason Campbell come in a throw a pass, which was caught. What this game really came down to is that every time the Lions left the ball unprotected the Bears scooped it up, and loved it and cuddled it and protected like it was their baby.
Final score the Lions 7 Da Bears 13.
That will do it for this week. We hope that you enjoyed this week as much as we did putting it together…
And remember like we always say….
Baby's good to me, you know,
She's happy as can be, you know,
She said so.
I'm in love with her and I feel fine.
Baby says she's mine, you know,
She tells me all the time, you know,
She said so.
I'm in love with her and I feel fine.
I'm so glad that she's my little girl.
She's so glad, she's telling all the world
That her baby buys her things, you know.
He buys her diamond rings, you know,
She said so.
She's in love with me and I feel fine, mmm.
Baby says she's mine, you know,
She tells me all the time, you know,
She said so.
I'm in love with her and I feel fine.
I'm so glad that she's my little girl.
She's so glad, she's telling all the world
That her baby buys her things, you know.
He buys her diamond rings, you know,
She said so.
She's in love with me and I feel fine
She's in love with me and I feel fine, mmm.
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