Stroll down The NFL Boulevard 2009 Week 5
Well here we are finally got to week 5. Does it seem like it has been 5 weeks since we started this year. Well this season is turning into a season of haves and have not’s. So let’s see who has not played this week; Da Bears, Green Bay, the Saints and the Chargers. So why don’t we get it started.
As always we start on the bottom. When the turn the first game over to finds its bottom we find Buffalo. Okay this game has got to be the absolute worst in the history of the NFL. This game had no intrinsic value at all. We can’t even think of anything worse than this game. The best stat of this game was 2 completions in 17 attempts for 23 yards. 2 completions? 2 completions? Are you kidding us? This was the Crappy game of the week no matter what network it was on. The only thing worse, than this game were the Uniforms in another game.
Final Score 6 to 3. Damn it we don’t even care who won. So we aren’t reporting it.
Let’s move all the way across the country and find the Seattle Shehawks Calling here kitty kitty. As bad as the previous game this one was almost as bad. This will be our Crappy game on CBS. Although there were 41 points scored it was only by 1 team. This again proves the theory that you can’t travel across the country and win. As Seattle started calling the Jacksonville Jaguars, they rolled over on their back and showed the Shehawks that little soft patch a fur just above the FUPA. So here is to you Jags this weeks Birth canal team of the week.
Final Score the Jags 0 the Shehawks 41. How the hell do you not score a point?
Staying Close to the bottom we travel back to the right coast. Is that an oxymoron? Well we find Al Davis and his Oakland Raiders playing the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS. So far there has only been one team in the history of the NFL that has made David Carr look good thank you Oakland. This week David Carr played and had more completions than any other Quarterback in the game. Oakland may not be able to punch their way out of a wet paper sack, but Head Coach Tom Cable can certainly punch his coaches out.
Final Score the Raiders 7 the NYFG 44. Just ask Randy Hanson if Coach Cable can throw a punch.
Up next we travel down the coast and find the next guy to get fired, in our opinion. Jim Zorn may not have much time left before the inevitable happens. He is going to get fired it is just a matter of time. We could start a watch but we don’t think that it will take that long. We wondered how long it was going to take the Panthers to win a game; they just had to play the Deadskins. Hell they are letting everyone beat them, anyone else needing a win? Just call on the Deadskins.
Final Score the Deadskins 17 the Panthers 20. Who is next winless team coming to town?
Up next we will talk about the Lions of Detroit. They played hard and never gave up which is all you can ask a team to do in the NFL. But alas they were beaten by a team with better players, and a better scheme. There is no shame in that. But the Steelers should be ashamed. They played so poorly that they allowed a team that has only won 1 game in their last 21 to stay with them. But that is the way they play the game. Stay close and win it in the end.
Final Score the Steelers 28 the Lions 20 Hell Matt Stafford didn’t even play.
Well we just checked the commodities market and have found that corn is down again. It is fitting that we were in Philadelphia, because we think that Billy Ray Valentine could help Tampa Bay. Hell right now anyone could help Tampa Bay even Coleman the Butler. We are trying to find something positive about Tampa Bay but the only thing we are positive about is that they positively suck.
Final Score Tampa Bay 14 the Beagles 33. When does Tampa Play the Deadskins?
Up next we find the mystical Magical Brett Favre tour making a stop in the worst state for football. Missouri. The teams there are a combined zero for the season. If it weren’t for the parade they threw through the streets in St Louis the fans would have nothing to cheer about. Thank Goodness Brett Favre has finally found a home in Minnesota We guess he has finally found a team to appreciate Brett Favre for being Brett Favre, yes let’s us all cheer for Brett Farve the whole season, all the networks are, so why shouldn’t we? He has done everything anyone could possibly expect him to. He has won three MVP awards, and 1 super bowl, retired, cried, unretired, cried, played for the JETS, cried again, retired again, unretired again, cried again, joined Minnesota. And now we all cry because we have to hear about his every movement.
Final Score the Viqueens 38 the Ewes 10. This Just in from ESPN #2 Brett Favre took one.
Up next we find that the Ravens did everything they could to win the game on Sunday. They had 12 first downs, 6 punts, a defensive touchdown, loads of miss plays including letting Andre Caldwell beat you. We mean who wouldn’t cover a guy running down the middle of the field with 10 seconds left to play. We can only guess that covering a 3rd round draft choice was just too much as this guy ran free down the middle of the field till Carson Palmer threw him the ball.
Final Score the Ben-Gals 17 the Ravens 14. Not a good way to Honor the funeral of Edgar Allen Poe this week.
We sure do like what is happening in San Francisco this year with Mike Singletary and his approach to the game of football. His no-nonsense attitude about how the game should be played and how he is going to have his players play. Take as an example Cornerback Dre’ Bly, on Sunday he defended his actions, by saying “I am just another clown in this Circus. Come on down to the big top and watch me get out of the car, and squirt some one with seltzer water.” After a meeting with Coach Singletary he attitude changed just a little "It was totally, totally inappropriate. I apologized to coach (Mike Singletary). I'm not a selfish guy. I didn't mean to embarrass him -- if I did embarrass him -- embarrass my team, embarrass ownership, and embarrass the fans,"
Final Score the Falcons 45 the 49ers 10. Hey Dre’ did you smell Coaches Flower?
And in the Game of least consequence of the weekend two teams played in Ari-Freaking-zona. The Texans and the Cardinals right? Okay so what about this game made it significant? Anybody? Anything? Well we couldn’t find anything either. Oh hey did Matt Leinart get on the field? Let us check right here. Humm it looks like he warmed up and then held a clip board the whole game.
Final Score the Texans 21 the Cardinals 28. How do you warm up to hold a clipboard?
Okay well it looks like we picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue, because the uniforms in the next game were well in a word. Burnable. That is what happen some 47 years ago when the then Denver Bronco’s burned them never to be worn again until the next time they were worn. The throwback uniforms are great idea as long as they are not made into a throw up uniforms. The New England Patriots are so cool with the guy snapping the ball on the helmet. It is a very classic look. The Bronco’s were throwing up something after a night of bad Chinese food and Tequila. Oh yea and the game? The Bronco’s won. Is Coach Bellacheat going the way of his mentor?
Final Score the Pats 17 the Bronco’s 20. How long till the Pats get a 58% coach?
Okay now this game had a classic feel to it, however it seems like this game has never taken place before. The Old Dallas Texans invited the new Dallas Cowgirls to Kansas City for an old fashioned Ice cream social. And as Joe Buck must have said about 100 times this was the game that never took place in Dallas because the teams were just on different playing fields even though they both played in the Cotton Bowl. What a clean Crisp look that Texan helmet has the Outline of the Lone star state with one lone star where Dallas is located. We might have chosen different colors other than red and yellow, that kind of goes to together like Strawberries and mustard, but hey to each his own we always say. As for the game The Chiefs need to learn three things. Tackle, Tackle, and Tackle.;
Final Score the Cowgirls 26 the Chiefs 20. Another game going to overtime.
Well the Sunday night game taught us 2 things. 1. Peyton Manning maybe the best Quarterback (besides Brett Farve) with only 1 super bowl ring. 2. That the Tennessee Titans are really something. They are really something terrible. How do you fall from 13 – 3 one year to 0 and 5 the next? You guys are killing us. What the Hell, did Kerry Collins get some prescription medications again? Is he drinking again? Did his dog die? Vince Young came in and played like the shell of his former self by completing 0 passes for 0 yards.
Finals Score the Colts 33 the Titans 9. At least he didn’t hold the Clipboard all game.
And now to the last game of the week. The New York Jets decided to go south to play the Miami Dolphins. Did anyone else know that October was Hispanic month? And the NFL was celebrating the entire Month on Monday night. It seems fitting that the Owner of the Dolphins, Hispanic singing star Mark Anthony, came out to sing the National Anthem. Glad he didn’t trick it up by singing part of it in Spanish. Then did anyone else hear the first penalty call by the referee? It was all in Spanish. I thought my Television had suddenly switched to Telemundo. All night long the Dolphins had been getting the dirty Sanchez from the JETS, but then in the 4th quarter things changed as the Dolphins slipped the JETS the big Tuna cakes. Rex Ryan was disgusted and was heard saying ‘Damn it I hate the smell of seafood.’
Final Score the JETS 27 the Dol-Pins 31. Why are we celebrating the entire month on one night?
Well there we are again. Another week in the books. We sure do hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoy putting to together.
And remember like we always say….
Now everybody - have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm - don't take no style
Got a thirst for killing - grab your vile...
You put your right hand out...give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about the one big break..
Spread the ear pollution both far and wide...
Keep your contributions by your side
and stroke me, stroke me...
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
You got your number down...
Say you're a winner boy - man you're just a sinner now
You put your left foot out - keep it all in place
Work your way right into my case
First you try to bed me - you make my backbone slide...
But when you find you bled me - skip on by...
Keep on - stroke me, stroke me - Give me the business all night long...
You're so together boy...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now
Better listen now...(said) it ain't no joke
Let your conscience fail ya...just do the stroke
Don'tcha take no chances...
keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances...
you can't stop, you just stroke
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Stroll Down NFL Boulevard 2009 Week 4
Stroll down the NFL Boulevard 2009 Week 4
Okay well here we are…. The half of the fist half of the season is over. And teams are starting to present themselves in a different light. Maybe we can start to remove the rose colored glass some of us are wearing and start to see things for what they really are? This week we need to tell you that those who are fans of Atlanta, Philadelphia, Ari-Freaking-zona, and Carolina, you can sit back and watch the rest of the teams work this week as you have a bye week. So let’s get started shall we? Kick it…
Fist we start with the Battle of Ohio. This will double as our Crappy game of the week on CBS. According to our reports this game went 74 minute and 57 seconds too long. What should have happen is that Romeo Crennel and those Coors Light Guys Interview guys should have went to the beaches of Lake Erie and had a contest to see who could hold their breath the longest under water. Not sure who would have won but it would have been a hell of a lot more interesting than this game.
Final Score the Ben-Gals 23 the Brown Stains 20. And this game went to Overtime?
Staying on the bottom we find the Oakland Raiders and whoever is playing them. How did this team get so bad so quickly? Oh wait the Raiders have been bad for a while. Before the game started both teams were 1 and 2 but after the game only one team still had 1 win and that team was the Oakland Raiders. Well there is one thing that the Raiders win… This weeks Birth Canal team of the Week.
Final Score the Raiders 6 the Texans 29. Houston wins again. Oh no.
Now let’s get to the Crappy game on Fox. Most games on Fox are Crappy but today we find the Ewes visiting the 49ers. The Ewes have lost more people in their starting lineup than Mickey Rooney has had wives. When asked about his sanity Coach Spagnuolo responded "I have a lovely wife who cooks good food and I've got good people around me. I just try and move onto the next game.”
Final Score the Ewes 0 the 49ers 28. Is the next game Parcheesi?
Up next we find the Detroit Lions going to the Chicago to face Da Bears. And they celebrated the win the Lions had last week, by allowing them the lead after the first quarter and to be tied at half time. Da Bears flexed a little muscle and showed the Lions who the King of Jungle is now.
Final Score the Lions 24 Da Bears 48. The Lions kind of looked like George of the jungle in the second half.
The Shehawks ventured out of the friendly confines of their own nest to find the Colts not being too friendly. When asked how the Colts were going to play this week Peyton Manning was over heard saying. “Hey we can hang 30 on them; I got the time and the energy. Let’s get it on like Donkey Kong!” Well he did and they did and there wasn’t much the Shehawks could do but take it. Well like normal Peyton was great and the other Quarterback wasn’t.
Final Score the Shehawks 17 the Colts 34 Who the Hell names their kid Seneca?
Well we now have to get back to the bottom for a moment. We had forgotten this game, mainly because it was unforgettable... Who would have watched this game? Only those who have some self-mutilating wish. How could anyone watch this game without a fork in their eye? We know we couldn’t.
Final Score the Pennies 13 the Deadskins 16. Until they win we can’t call them Bucs. But we will call them pennies.
As we mentioned before things are becoming clearer now since the start of the season. And one of the things that is becoming clear is that the Tennessee Titans are not as good as their record last year. Hey they have lost their last 5 game in row. And now look what is happening now. The Jacksonville Jaguars are finally playing for Head Coach Jack Del Rio. Well they have twice so far. And that makes them 2 and 2 so far.
Final Score the Titans 17 the Jaguars 37. It is about time the Jaguars started playing.
Now for game that should mean more than it really does. The Kansas City Chiefs actually invited the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS over to smoke the Piece pipe. They found that the GIANTS were about as unfriendly as a snake in the grass. Do you ever wonder if Matt Cassell wants a do over? He signed with the Chiefs to be their starting Quarterback, when he could have stayed on the bench in New England. Do you Ever Wonder if the Chiefs want a do over since they signed Todd Haley as a head coach?
Finals Score the Giants 27 the Chiefs 16. Could we get Herm Edwards Back?
Next we get to a game of importance. The Baltimore Ravens come to the home of the New England Patriots to see if they stack up. Well apparently they don’t. So again the Ravens come up short. This seems to be a theme with the Ravens, Coming up short in games of importance. It is never a dull moment in Boston as Tom Terrific and Bill Bellacheat win again.
Final Score Ravens 21 the Pats 27 Quote the Raven Nevermore…
Up next we find out how the Dolphins win their first game of the season. All it took was for Chad Pennington to get hurt. It looks like the great Tuna Cakes has found the answer. Earlier in the week Tuna cakes was over heard saying, “Look you have Ronnie Brown out there as your quarterback to fool the other team, but Teams are catching up on that now. So now let’s just get rid of Chad Pennington and then we should win. It probably didn’t hurt that they were playing the Bills.
Final Score the Bills 10 the Dolphins 38. Ha go back to Canada where you belong, eh!!
Now we get to the Dirtiest game of the week. A game played in such a dirty town, with such Dirty players in such a Dirty Stadium that it could only be called the Superdome in New Orleans. Dirty Mark Sanchez accounted for 14 points too bad it was points for the Aints… As he threw an interception that was ran back for a touchdown and fumbled in the endzone for another score. Dirty Reggie Bush rushed the ball 6 times for 37 yards with a long of 12 making his true stats 5 carries for 25 yards. Not bad except he did have a fumble as well… He did have 3 catches for 7 yards with a long 4 yards, making his true stats 2 catches for 3 yards. He also had a punt return of 22 yards. So for the week he had 10 touches for a total of 66 yards. Wow what production
Finals Score the JETS 10 the Aints 24. Who got the Dirty Sanchez this week???
Now we get to the last of the Sunday day games as the Dallas Cowgirls invaded the Denver Bronco’s for an epic rematch of the 77 Superbowl. Only this time the Cowgirls didn’t have a Heisman trophy winning quarterback. They still have an undrafted quarterback leading them. But where is he leading them? Turnover Tony was up to his old tricks again, and it is not even Thanksgiving yet. He had an interception and a fumble that turned into 14 points for the Bronco’s. Nice huh? And on the last play of the game he decides to run the same play he ran on the next to the last play of the game. Insanity is defined has doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results.
Final score the Cowgirls 10 the Bronco’s 17. Who is insane now?
In the Sunday Night Game the Steelers had the San Diego Chargers come to town. Now what if we told you the losing team was out gained by almost double 251 to 497 and only ran 47 plays and only had the ball for 19 minutes? But they only lost by 10 points. Well that is what we had. The Steelers held the ball more than 40 minutes, and lead the game 28 to 0 before San Diego even got started. Talk about a game of 2 halves. The Chargers out scored the Steelers 28 to 10 in the last 22 minutes of the game but were outscored 28 to nothing in the first 38 minutes. Thank God this game was on Sunday Night so no one watched.
Final Score the Chargers 28 the Steelers 38. Are we done with Sunday night games yet?
And Finally on Monday night we had to endure the Circus that is Brett Favre and the Viqueens. They had the Packers on their schedule to play at home and this game had more hype than the invention of the wheel. We think the hype started when Brett Farve signed with the Viqueens some 7 weeks ago. And ESPN had to have this game because the coverage of the game started sometime around midnight on Sunday night. After the 19 hours of interviews speculation and hype, the game just couldn’t live up to it. It was not close. We give. We are crying uncle… Please no more. We can’t stand it any longer just give the NFL MVP, a Superbowl ring, a crown, the ring from the Pope and the Bones of Jimmy Hoffa to Brett Farve. Please rewrite the history books, making him the captain of the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, the first mission to the moon, the pilot of the first space shuttle, the First Person to vote for Obama. Yes he is everything to everyone and he will never be forgotten, we Know that the game of football was invented just for him to play, he is so great he has played so long and owns so many records that we will never be able to mention them all here. At risk of being slapped by those who lie down in front of the great Brett Farve just to be walked on, we submit this question.
Final Score the Packers 23 the Viqueens 30. Why hasn’t Brett won more than 1 super bowl? Hell he is second on the on the all time Superbowl wins by a Packer quarterback, but to be fair he is one ahead of a dead man or Aaron Rogers.
Well that is it for this week. We sure do hope you enjoy this as much as we do putting it together. So until we do this next week.
And remember like we always say…
MaMa pajama rolled outa bed and she ran to the police station
When the PaPa found out he began to shout and he started the investigation
well it's against the law
it was against the law what the mama saw
it was against the law
the mama looked down and she spit on the ground every time the name gets mentioned
the papa said "oy if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention
well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going
but I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard
In a couple of days they come to take me away but the press let the story leak
and when the radical priest come to get me relased
well we was all on the cover of newsweek
well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going
but I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where
good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard
Okay well here we are…. The half of the fist half of the season is over. And teams are starting to present themselves in a different light. Maybe we can start to remove the rose colored glass some of us are wearing and start to see things for what they really are? This week we need to tell you that those who are fans of Atlanta, Philadelphia, Ari-Freaking-zona, and Carolina, you can sit back and watch the rest of the teams work this week as you have a bye week. So let’s get started shall we? Kick it…
Fist we start with the Battle of Ohio. This will double as our Crappy game of the week on CBS. According to our reports this game went 74 minute and 57 seconds too long. What should have happen is that Romeo Crennel and those Coors Light Guys Interview guys should have went to the beaches of Lake Erie and had a contest to see who could hold their breath the longest under water. Not sure who would have won but it would have been a hell of a lot more interesting than this game.
Final Score the Ben-Gals 23 the Brown Stains 20. And this game went to Overtime?
Staying on the bottom we find the Oakland Raiders and whoever is playing them. How did this team get so bad so quickly? Oh wait the Raiders have been bad for a while. Before the game started both teams were 1 and 2 but after the game only one team still had 1 win and that team was the Oakland Raiders. Well there is one thing that the Raiders win… This weeks Birth Canal team of the Week.
Final Score the Raiders 6 the Texans 29. Houston wins again. Oh no.
Now let’s get to the Crappy game on Fox. Most games on Fox are Crappy but today we find the Ewes visiting the 49ers. The Ewes have lost more people in their starting lineup than Mickey Rooney has had wives. When asked about his sanity Coach Spagnuolo responded "I have a lovely wife who cooks good food and I've got good people around me. I just try and move onto the next game.”
Final Score the Ewes 0 the 49ers 28. Is the next game Parcheesi?
Up next we find the Detroit Lions going to the Chicago to face Da Bears. And they celebrated the win the Lions had last week, by allowing them the lead after the first quarter and to be tied at half time. Da Bears flexed a little muscle and showed the Lions who the King of Jungle is now.
Final Score the Lions 24 Da Bears 48. The Lions kind of looked like George of the jungle in the second half.
The Shehawks ventured out of the friendly confines of their own nest to find the Colts not being too friendly. When asked how the Colts were going to play this week Peyton Manning was over heard saying. “Hey we can hang 30 on them; I got the time and the energy. Let’s get it on like Donkey Kong!” Well he did and they did and there wasn’t much the Shehawks could do but take it. Well like normal Peyton was great and the other Quarterback wasn’t.
Final Score the Shehawks 17 the Colts 34 Who the Hell names their kid Seneca?
Well we now have to get back to the bottom for a moment. We had forgotten this game, mainly because it was unforgettable... Who would have watched this game? Only those who have some self-mutilating wish. How could anyone watch this game without a fork in their eye? We know we couldn’t.
Final Score the Pennies 13 the Deadskins 16. Until they win we can’t call them Bucs. But we will call them pennies.
As we mentioned before things are becoming clearer now since the start of the season. And one of the things that is becoming clear is that the Tennessee Titans are not as good as their record last year. Hey they have lost their last 5 game in row. And now look what is happening now. The Jacksonville Jaguars are finally playing for Head Coach Jack Del Rio. Well they have twice so far. And that makes them 2 and 2 so far.
Final Score the Titans 17 the Jaguars 37. It is about time the Jaguars started playing.
Now for game that should mean more than it really does. The Kansas City Chiefs actually invited the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS over to smoke the Piece pipe. They found that the GIANTS were about as unfriendly as a snake in the grass. Do you ever wonder if Matt Cassell wants a do over? He signed with the Chiefs to be their starting Quarterback, when he could have stayed on the bench in New England. Do you Ever Wonder if the Chiefs want a do over since they signed Todd Haley as a head coach?
Finals Score the Giants 27 the Chiefs 16. Could we get Herm Edwards Back?
Next we get to a game of importance. The Baltimore Ravens come to the home of the New England Patriots to see if they stack up. Well apparently they don’t. So again the Ravens come up short. This seems to be a theme with the Ravens, Coming up short in games of importance. It is never a dull moment in Boston as Tom Terrific and Bill Bellacheat win again.
Final Score Ravens 21 the Pats 27 Quote the Raven Nevermore…
Up next we find out how the Dolphins win their first game of the season. All it took was for Chad Pennington to get hurt. It looks like the great Tuna Cakes has found the answer. Earlier in the week Tuna cakes was over heard saying, “Look you have Ronnie Brown out there as your quarterback to fool the other team, but Teams are catching up on that now. So now let’s just get rid of Chad Pennington and then we should win. It probably didn’t hurt that they were playing the Bills.
Final Score the Bills 10 the Dolphins 38. Ha go back to Canada where you belong, eh!!
Now we get to the Dirtiest game of the week. A game played in such a dirty town, with such Dirty players in such a Dirty Stadium that it could only be called the Superdome in New Orleans. Dirty Mark Sanchez accounted for 14 points too bad it was points for the Aints… As he threw an interception that was ran back for a touchdown and fumbled in the endzone for another score. Dirty Reggie Bush rushed the ball 6 times for 37 yards with a long of 12 making his true stats 5 carries for 25 yards. Not bad except he did have a fumble as well… He did have 3 catches for 7 yards with a long 4 yards, making his true stats 2 catches for 3 yards. He also had a punt return of 22 yards. So for the week he had 10 touches for a total of 66 yards. Wow what production
Finals Score the JETS 10 the Aints 24. Who got the Dirty Sanchez this week???
Now we get to the last of the Sunday day games as the Dallas Cowgirls invaded the Denver Bronco’s for an epic rematch of the 77 Superbowl. Only this time the Cowgirls didn’t have a Heisman trophy winning quarterback. They still have an undrafted quarterback leading them. But where is he leading them? Turnover Tony was up to his old tricks again, and it is not even Thanksgiving yet. He had an interception and a fumble that turned into 14 points for the Bronco’s. Nice huh? And on the last play of the game he decides to run the same play he ran on the next to the last play of the game. Insanity is defined has doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results.
Final score the Cowgirls 10 the Bronco’s 17. Who is insane now?
In the Sunday Night Game the Steelers had the San Diego Chargers come to town. Now what if we told you the losing team was out gained by almost double 251 to 497 and only ran 47 plays and only had the ball for 19 minutes? But they only lost by 10 points. Well that is what we had. The Steelers held the ball more than 40 minutes, and lead the game 28 to 0 before San Diego even got started. Talk about a game of 2 halves. The Chargers out scored the Steelers 28 to 10 in the last 22 minutes of the game but were outscored 28 to nothing in the first 38 minutes. Thank God this game was on Sunday Night so no one watched.
Final Score the Chargers 28 the Steelers 38. Are we done with Sunday night games yet?
And Finally on Monday night we had to endure the Circus that is Brett Favre and the Viqueens. They had the Packers on their schedule to play at home and this game had more hype than the invention of the wheel. We think the hype started when Brett Farve signed with the Viqueens some 7 weeks ago. And ESPN had to have this game because the coverage of the game started sometime around midnight on Sunday night. After the 19 hours of interviews speculation and hype, the game just couldn’t live up to it. It was not close. We give. We are crying uncle… Please no more. We can’t stand it any longer just give the NFL MVP, a Superbowl ring, a crown, the ring from the Pope and the Bones of Jimmy Hoffa to Brett Farve. Please rewrite the history books, making him the captain of the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, the first mission to the moon, the pilot of the first space shuttle, the First Person to vote for Obama. Yes he is everything to everyone and he will never be forgotten, we Know that the game of football was invented just for him to play, he is so great he has played so long and owns so many records that we will never be able to mention them all here. At risk of being slapped by those who lie down in front of the great Brett Farve just to be walked on, we submit this question.
Final Score the Packers 23 the Viqueens 30. Why hasn’t Brett won more than 1 super bowl? Hell he is second on the on the all time Superbowl wins by a Packer quarterback, but to be fair he is one ahead of a dead man or Aaron Rogers.
Well that is it for this week. We sure do hope you enjoy this as much as we do putting it together. So until we do this next week.
And remember like we always say…
MaMa pajama rolled outa bed and she ran to the police station
When the PaPa found out he began to shout and he started the investigation
well it's against the law
it was against the law what the mama saw
it was against the law
the mama looked down and she spit on the ground every time the name gets mentioned
the papa said "oy if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention
well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going
but I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard
In a couple of days they come to take me away but the press let the story leak
and when the radical priest come to get me relased
well we was all on the cover of newsweek
well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going
but I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where
good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard
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