Stroll Down NFL Boulevard 2009 Week 8

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 8 2009

Well here we are the first half is over. How did you like it? Did it have all the action pack games you were looking for? Or did it just fizzle out? All we have found out is there are a lot of teams that are struggling to keep their heads above water. Insert your own Michael Vick joke. First things first, lets talk about who is not playing, Cincinnati Kansas City, New England, Pittsburg, Tampa Bay and Washington. With these team not playing hopefully there were some decent matchups. Let’s get started Expo Kick it!!!

Wow that was a lot of fan fare to start but starting with this team kind of leaves us flat. The Brown Stains showed up in Chicago to face Da Bears. We have a question, how did Cleveland get an NFL Franchise? Was this some gift because their team moved? If so then can someone else buy this hunk of junk? This is ridiculous. This is their season in one game their quarterback of the present and future dropped back 21 times and completed only 7 for 85 yards... They also took a sack and had 2 interceptions for the game, not a quarter, not a half, but a game. After the game Head Coach Eric Mangenius was asked if his team could win any awards this year. He replied, “Well I think we are a shoe in for the Birth Canal team of the week this week.”
Final score the Brown Stains 6 Da Bears 30. Yes you are Coach. Yes you are...

Okay up next we find the Denver Bronco’s heading across the country to play in Baltimore, home of the Ravens. The Bronco’s had shown that new Coach Josh McDaniels had the right stuff to make his team undefeated. But then they played against the Ravens. After the game we tallied up the number of plays the Bronco’s ran in the game we found that they ran 58 plays. But only 19 of those were running plays for a total of 66 yards. Honestly 66 yards? Well after spotting the Ravens 13 points the Bronco’s came roaring back to only lose by 23. Roaring?
Final Score the Bronco’s 7 the Ravens30. Are you sure you want to use Roaring?

Up next we go to Canada to find the Buffalo Bills trying to build on the 2 wins they had in a row. Let us see how they did. Well Buffalo had the ball 11 times in the game and 6 of those ended in punts, 2 ended in interceptions, 1 ended on downs, 1 ended with a touch down and one a field goal. That is not good. If you are going to score only 10 points in a game you better be playing Detroit, or Cleveland or Buffalo, oh wait you are Buffalo, you can’t play your self can you?
Final Score the Texans 31 the Bills 10. If they did play themselves it would end in a tie.

Okay the next game has two teams that combined for 1 win in the last year. When Detroit and St Louis get together the Fireworks are going to fly. We are sorry did we say fireworks? These two teams are terrible, and we aren’t sure who would watch this game or why it was played.
Final Score the Ewes 17 the Lionesses 10. Good God at one point the score was 3 to 2…

The next game reminds us of a quote that we just can’t get out of our head. “When you find yourself in Danger and you’re threatened by a stranger and it looks like you will take a lickin. Cluck, cluck cluck…” The Tennessee didn’t call for super chicken, but did call for Vince Young. Who responded with a game that can best be described as average? But hey Average doesn’t suck right? 15 of 18 for 125 yards and a touchdown are better than a kick in the head or Kerry Collins.
Finals Score the Jaguars 13 the Titans 30. Fred would be proud of you Vince.

Okay so if we told you that Peyton Manning the 6 foot 4 inch Colt Quarterback with a laser arm was 31 of 48 for 347 yards, how bad do you think that Indy beat the San Francisco 49ers? What if we told you that Peyton didn’t throw any interceptions but that he didn’t throw any touchdowns? Well that happened as well… But there was a touchdown thrown, just not by Peyton Manning. Joseph Addai throws a touchdown and Colts have won 16 in Row in the regular Season.
Final Score the 49ers 14 the Colts 18.

Well on this the 50th anniversary of the beginning of the AFL we find Al Davis and the Raiders traveling down to San Diego to take on the Chargers. This game was over at halftime. And it showed as the teams meandered on the field and barely scored in the second half. But it didn’t really matter because the Chargers had scored 21 points in the first half. The Raiders have barely scored that many in a Game this year. And as a matter of fact they only scored 26 points in the month of October.
Final Score the Raiders 16 the Chargers 24. 26 points for October? That is less than a touchdown a game.

Here we are again The Miles Austin Show. This week we find our Star Miles Austin catching passes and scoring touchdowns, again. Turn over Tony Romo didn’t throw an interception this week but he did have 3 touchdowns passes. The Shehawks were just what the Cowboys needed after the bye week. A team to come into the New Cowboys Stadium just lie down and not put up a fight.
Final Score the Shehawks 17 the Cowboys 38. How long can Turn over Tony keep up this pace?

Well here we go again, time to check in with the Beagles. Fresh off their cross country drubbing handed to them by the Mighty Oakland Raiders, the Philadelphia Beagles decided to take charge against the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS. After spotting the Beagles to a 16 point lead the GIANTS went to work and drove 89 yards for a touchdown to cut the lead to 9. Humm then they gave up 2 more touchdowns before the end of the 1st half and the game was over. Is this the Roller coaster ride we are used to from the Giants? Win their first 5 then spiral out of control losing their last 3 games. Are we going to see 5 loses before they win again?
Final Score the NYFG 17 the Beagles 40. We guess that the roller coaster in Atlantic City, NJ is fun huh?

Okay up next we find ourselves in Ari-Freaking-Zona home of all things Cardinal. This team just can’t play at home. Why is that do you think? We think that the Cardinals played out of their minds last year and now don’t know how to get back to that form, especially at home. Kurt Warner was so bad that head coach Ken Whisenhunt nearly put in Matt Leinart. But Matt is so bad that even 5 interceptions by Warner couldn’t get him into the game.
Final Score the Panthers 34 the Cardinals 21. How bad does Warner have to be before Leinart gets to play?

Welcome to the Ted Ginn Jr show here in New Jersey. This week history was made, sort of. Ted Ginn Jr took 2 of his 6 kickoff returns back for touchdowns in one quarter. That was sandwiched around a fumble returned for a touchdown by Jason Taylor. So if you were counting or not that is 3 touchdowns or 21 points where we come from. And in a close game 21 points can come in handy. Do you smell that? It smells like?? It smells like??
Final Score the Dolphins 30 the J E T S 25. It smells like poop rubbed on a Tuna Cake…

And finally the last game of Sunday is the one everyone was talking about. This is the game when Brett Favre returns back to Lambeau field. This game was basically about the Viqueens coming to town and playing an inferior team. The Packers are an inferior team where the Viqueens are concerned and it doesn’t have anything to do with the loss of Brett Favre. What it does have to do with is no running game, no coaching staff and not much of a defense. We aren’t buying into the hype of Brett Farve.
Final Score the Viqueens 38 the Packers 26. You don’t win the division in Sept or Oct.

And now the final game. The Monday Night extravaganza. The only thing we can think of that is worse than the Sunday night announcing crew is the Monday night crew. We know that ESPN is the home for wayward Fired Coaches and retired marginal players like Keyshawn Johnson, and Trent Dilfer, and is there a bigger spare from the Front office than Matt Millen? John Gruden should just read his Resume because his analysis is terrible, Lets get to the game. The Greatest Running back in the History of the NFL had 5 touches and only 15 yards.
Final Score the Falldowns 27 the Saints 35. Do they still cheer for him at home?

Well that is it. We hope you have enjoyed this as much as we have putting this together. Because we are enjoying it…

And remember like we always say…..


Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.