Stroll Down NFL Boulevard 2009 Week 4

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard 2009 Week 4

Okay well here we are…. The half of the fist half of the season is over. And teams are starting to present themselves in a different light. Maybe we can start to remove the rose colored glass some of us are wearing and start to see things for what they really are? This week we need to tell you that those who are fans of Atlanta, Philadelphia, Ari-Freaking-zona, and Carolina, you can sit back and watch the rest of the teams work this week as you have a bye week. So let’s get started shall we? Kick it…

Fist we start with the Battle of Ohio. This will double as our Crappy game of the week on CBS. According to our reports this game went 74 minute and 57 seconds too long. What should have happen is that Romeo Crennel and those Coors Light Guys Interview guys should have went to the beaches of Lake Erie and had a contest to see who could hold their breath the longest under water. Not sure who would have won but it would have been a hell of a lot more interesting than this game.
Final Score the Ben-Gals 23 the Brown Stains 20. And this game went to Overtime?

Staying on the bottom we find the Oakland Raiders and whoever is playing them. How did this team get so bad so quickly? Oh wait the Raiders have been bad for a while. Before the game started both teams were 1 and 2 but after the game only one team still had 1 win and that team was the Oakland Raiders. Well there is one thing that the Raiders win… This weeks Birth Canal team of the Week.
Final Score the Raiders 6 the Texans 29. Houston wins again. Oh no.

Now let’s get to the Crappy game on Fox. Most games on Fox are Crappy but today we find the Ewes visiting the 49ers. The Ewes have lost more people in their starting lineup than Mickey Rooney has had wives. When asked about his sanity Coach Spagnuolo responded "I have a lovely wife who cooks good food and I've got good people around me. I just try and move onto the next game.”
Final Score the Ewes 0 the 49ers 28. Is the next game Parcheesi?

Up next we find the Detroit Lions going to the Chicago to face Da Bears. And they celebrated the win the Lions had last week, by allowing them the lead after the first quarter and to be tied at half time. Da Bears flexed a little muscle and showed the Lions who the King of Jungle is now.
Final Score the Lions 24 Da Bears 48. The Lions kind of looked like George of the jungle in the second half.

The Shehawks ventured out of the friendly confines of their own nest to find the Colts not being too friendly. When asked how the Colts were going to play this week Peyton Manning was over heard saying. “Hey we can hang 30 on them; I got the time and the energy. Let’s get it on like Donkey Kong!” Well he did and they did and there wasn’t much the Shehawks could do but take it. Well like normal Peyton was great and the other Quarterback wasn’t.
Final Score the Shehawks 17 the Colts 34 Who the Hell names their kid Seneca?

Well we now have to get back to the bottom for a moment. We had forgotten this game, mainly because it was unforgettable... Who would have watched this game? Only those who have some self-mutilating wish. How could anyone watch this game without a fork in their eye? We know we couldn’t.
Final Score the Pennies 13 the Deadskins 16. Until they win we can’t call them Bucs. But we will call them pennies.

As we mentioned before things are becoming clearer now since the start of the season. And one of the things that is becoming clear is that the Tennessee Titans are not as good as their record last year. Hey they have lost their last 5 game in row. And now look what is happening now. The Jacksonville Jaguars are finally playing for Head Coach Jack Del Rio. Well they have twice so far. And that makes them 2 and 2 so far.
Final Score the Titans 17 the Jaguars 37. It is about time the Jaguars started playing.

Now for game that should mean more than it really does. The Kansas City Chiefs actually invited the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS over to smoke the Piece pipe. They found that the GIANTS were about as unfriendly as a snake in the grass. Do you ever wonder if Matt Cassell wants a do over? He signed with the Chiefs to be their starting Quarterback, when he could have stayed on the bench in New England. Do you Ever Wonder if the Chiefs want a do over since they signed Todd Haley as a head coach?
Finals Score the Giants 27 the Chiefs 16. Could we get Herm Edwards Back?

Next we get to a game of importance. The Baltimore Ravens come to the home of the New England Patriots to see if they stack up. Well apparently they don’t. So again the Ravens come up short. This seems to be a theme with the Ravens, Coming up short in games of importance. It is never a dull moment in Boston as Tom Terrific and Bill Bellacheat win again.
Final Score Ravens 21 the Pats 27 Quote the Raven Nevermore…

Up next we find out how the Dolphins win their first game of the season. All it took was for Chad Pennington to get hurt. It looks like the great Tuna Cakes has found the answer. Earlier in the week Tuna cakes was over heard saying, “Look you have Ronnie Brown out there as your quarterback to fool the other team, but Teams are catching up on that now. So now let’s just get rid of Chad Pennington and then we should win. It probably didn’t hurt that they were playing the Bills.
Final Score the Bills 10 the Dolphins 38. Ha go back to Canada where you belong, eh!!

Now we get to the Dirtiest game of the week. A game played in such a dirty town, with such Dirty players in such a Dirty Stadium that it could only be called the Superdome in New Orleans. Dirty Mark Sanchez accounted for 14 points too bad it was points for the Aints… As he threw an interception that was ran back for a touchdown and fumbled in the endzone for another score. Dirty Reggie Bush rushed the ball 6 times for 37 yards with a long of 12 making his true stats 5 carries for 25 yards. Not bad except he did have a fumble as well… He did have 3 catches for 7 yards with a long 4 yards, making his true stats 2 catches for 3 yards. He also had a punt return of 22 yards. So for the week he had 10 touches for a total of 66 yards. Wow what production
Finals Score the JETS 10 the Aints 24. Who got the Dirty Sanchez this week???

Now we get to the last of the Sunday day games as the Dallas Cowgirls invaded the Denver Bronco’s for an epic rematch of the 77 Superbowl. Only this time the Cowgirls didn’t have a Heisman trophy winning quarterback. They still have an undrafted quarterback leading them. But where is he leading them? Turnover Tony was up to his old tricks again, and it is not even Thanksgiving yet. He had an interception and a fumble that turned into 14 points for the Bronco’s. Nice huh? And on the last play of the game he decides to run the same play he ran on the next to the last play of the game. Insanity is defined has doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results.
Final score the Cowgirls 10 the Bronco’s 17. Who is insane now?

In the Sunday Night Game the Steelers had the San Diego Chargers come to town. Now what if we told you the losing team was out gained by almost double 251 to 497 and only ran 47 plays and only had the ball for 19 minutes? But they only lost by 10 points. Well that is what we had. The Steelers held the ball more than 40 minutes, and lead the game 28 to 0 before San Diego even got started. Talk about a game of 2 halves. The Chargers out scored the Steelers 28 to 10 in the last 22 minutes of the game but were outscored 28 to nothing in the first 38 minutes. Thank God this game was on Sunday Night so no one watched.
Final Score the Chargers 28 the Steelers 38. Are we done with Sunday night games yet?

And Finally on Monday night we had to endure the Circus that is Brett Favre and the Viqueens. They had the Packers on their schedule to play at home and this game had more hype than the invention of the wheel. We think the hype started when Brett Farve signed with the Viqueens some 7 weeks ago. And ESPN had to have this game because the coverage of the game started sometime around midnight on Sunday night. After the 19 hours of interviews speculation and hype, the game just couldn’t live up to it. It was not close. We give. We are crying uncle… Please no more. We can’t stand it any longer just give the NFL MVP, a Superbowl ring, a crown, the ring from the Pope and the Bones of Jimmy Hoffa to Brett Farve. Please rewrite the history books, making him the captain of the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, the first mission to the moon, the pilot of the first space shuttle, the First Person to vote for Obama. Yes he is everything to everyone and he will never be forgotten, we Know that the game of football was invented just for him to play, he is so great he has played so long and owns so many records that we will never be able to mention them all here. At risk of being slapped by those who lie down in front of the great Brett Farve just to be walked on, we submit this question.
Final Score the Packers 23 the Viqueens 30. Why hasn’t Brett won more than 1 super bowl? Hell he is second on the on the all time Superbowl wins by a Packer quarterback, but to be fair he is one ahead of a dead man or Aaron Rogers.

Well that is it for this week. We sure do hope you enjoy this as much as we do putting it together. So until we do this next week.

And remember like we always say…


MaMa pajama rolled outa bed and she ran to the police station
When the PaPa found out he began to shout and he started the investigation
well it's against the law
it was against the law what the mama saw
it was against the law

the mama looked down and she spit on the ground every time the name gets mentioned
the papa said "oy if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention
well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going
but I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard

In a couple of days they come to take me away but the press let the story leak
and when the radical priest come to get me relased
well we was all on the cover of newsweek
well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm going
but I'm on my way
I'm takin my time but I don't know where
good-bye to Rosie the Queen of Corona
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard
see you me and julio down by the school yard