Stroll Down NFL Boulevard 2009 Week 2

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard 2009 Week 2

Well here we are again week 2 and behind. We are trying to get back on the good foot. Getting on the good foot is what half of the teams were trying to do this week as well. So here we go. Ready or not. Expo do that thing you do so well…

First up as customary let’s start at the bottom, and this week the bottom happens to be Denver, and why not have you ever been to Colorado. It has lots of mountains but not much else unless you like skiing. We don’t like skiing so there is nothing there for us right. Apparently there is nothing there for Cleveland either. The Browns arrived with lots of Fan fare, but we don’t think anyone noticed. Eric Mangenius is trying to make the Browns into contenders, not working out for him or his team. So far he can’t seem to get out of first gear. But he did win one thing this week… The Birth Canal team of the week. Congrats we hope you enjoy it.
Final Score the Browns 6 whole points this week the Bronco’s 27. Another week to think about it Mangenius.

Staying on the Bottom we find this weeks Crappy game on Fox. How the Hell did this game get played? Really these two teams should never be on the same field together again. You know how sometimes when two bad teams get together something great happens? Well this time two bad teams got together and something terrible happened. If there was ever a reason for a coach to be fired they should watch this game tape, better yet, just burn the tape.
The Final Score the Ewes 7 the Deadskins 9. We are embarrassed about this. Sorry…

Not moving up to far we find the crappy game on CBS. Good Lord how does this happen? These 2 clunker teams would not garner .45 cents much less $4500.00. How does the schedule maker sleep at night??? How did they, in their right mind, schedule this game with the above game on the schedule? Well, the better question would be how did these 2 games sellout? That is beyond us.
Final Score the Raiders 13 the Chiefs 10. OMG OMG OMG. Enough said.

Can we please get to a game that has some panache? Well we find ourselves in Atlanta only to find the Carolina Panthers. The Panthers are really just fooling themselves these days. They think that they have a chance to win a game. It is not like they are playing the Lions they are playing the Falcons. So the rough and tough NFC south battle just turned into the Falcons swooping down from the sky and spanking the behind of the Panthers. Not much else to say except…
Final Score the Panther 20 the Falcons 28… in a word YUCK…

Four games into the week and we have not talked about Brett Farve yet, so let’s talk about him now. The Viqueens are on sort of a roll, they hand the ball off to Adrian Peterson and don’t let Brett Farve throw it very much, Thanks god they were playing the Lions. The Viqueens decided to give the Lions a 10 point lead then kicked it into gear, scored 27 before they quit.
Final Score the Viqueens 27 the Lions 13. Okay 0 and 19 when will it end?

Alright let’s get to a game that was a little more excitement. Earlier we talked about how sometime two mediocre teams get together and something exciting happens? Well the Bengals came to Green Bay and found some excitement. Is Marvin Lewis a genius or what? Don’t you just love when a coach finally figures it out? Nice going Coach Lewis your team figured out that the game is 60 minutes and you have to play them all.
Final Score the Ben-Gals 31 the Packers 24. Does any one else like it when the Packers lose?

Well the next game we find something very interesting. The Ari-Freaking-zona Cardinals were looking for a little rest for Quarterback Kurt Warner. Thank goodness they were playing Jacksonville. The Jaguars are just looking for a reason to fire head coach Jack Del Rio. It should NOT be too long now. Back to the Cardinals finally Matt Leinart made it on to the field in a regular season game. 3 for 6 for 22 yards, USC fans must be jumping for joy, jumping for joy that he is no longer at USC.
Final Score the Cardinals 31 the Jaguars 17. The Cardinals win? When will the madness end?

Up next we head to city of brotherly shove. The Beagles seem like a fitting name for the team with Michael Vick. This week the Saints showed up with some shoving on their minds. The Great REGGIE BUSH played in this game and what a game he had. 10 rushes for 33 whole yards is well in word, huh Pedestrian at best. Does that count as one word? He did have one carry for 19 yards which makes his true stats 9 carries for 14 yards. He had 3 catches for 42 yards with a long of 29 making his true stats 2 catches for 13. Drew Brees threw for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns which was enough to win.
Final Score the Saints 48 the Beagles 22. Is there anything else to say?

Here we go again with the Houston team taking on the former Houston team, only this time it was a little different. Houston won. There are lots of lessons to learn from Football. Like which is the best team is on any given day, like discipline, friendships, but the most important lesson to learn here is: When Houston scores more points than their opponents they win. When they don’t they lose.
Final Score the Texans 34 the Titans 31. Pretty easy huh?

Well the Shehawks got a kitchen pass to get out of the house and found their way to the Bay of San Francisco. After they did some seal watching and took in a Giants game, they realized that they had a game to play as well. It was too late though. They never had chance especially since Matt Hasselbeck left early. The 49ers flexed a little muscle, but it only took a little muscle to beat the Shehawks.
Final Score the Shehawks 10 the 49ers 23. Is Coach Singletary still too small?

If anyone was wondering where Terrell Owens is playing wonder no more he is in Canada playing with the Bills. What? Sure it is. Well yea. That’s where the Falls are. Yea that is not Canada? Are you sure, because we really don’t care about Canada. And we don’t want to talk about Canada. Well sure we brought it up but that was because we thought that we could talk about T.O. okay well then. NEVERMIND. For those of you that were wondering where T.O. is? He is in Buffalo the Canada of the NFL.
Final Score the Bucs 20 the Bills 33. 1 Catch for 13 yards. No wonder we can’t find him.

Okay, we know the Steelers play the game so slowly it just puts us to sleep. However this week when the Kicker Jeff Reed ran out on the field to kick a field goal to push the Steeler lead to 10 points he missed. Then Da Bears drove to a game tying touchdown. Then the Steelers ran Kicker Jeff Reed out again to win the game with 3:18 left and he missed again. Then Da Bears drove to kick the winning field goal
Final score the Steelers 14 Da Bears 17. HA HA HA HA.

There was a game in San Diego that showed us that Norv Turner may have lost it. Okay you are starting at you own 27 yard line with 2:48 to go in the game, the classic two minute drill. With only :57 seconds to go you are 1st down on the Baltimore 23. On fourth and 2 from the Baltimore 15 you decide to run Darrin Sproles who has rushed 9 times for 31 yards all day. Humm he didn’t make it in fact he loses 5 yards because somehow in this blocking scheme you don’t account for the middle linebacker.
Final Score the Ravens 33 the Chargers 26. Who doesn’t block Ray Lewis on a running play?


Finally the game of the day during the day??? New York Head Coach Rex Ryan decided that he would talk trash to Bill Bellacheat and the New England Patriots. Well it worked the Pats couldn’t get anything going in the red zone except field goals and as you know field goals don’t win games unless you are Da Bears… See Above… Well maybe Tom Terrific needs more than one game to get the rust off after a year off. Too bad the New York Jets gave the Patriots a Dirty Sanchez and the loss, first time in New York in 8 years.
Final Score the Pats 9 the J E T S 16. Not much to cheer about but a win is a win.

Now to the Sunday night extravaganza. How in the Hell can anyone watch the Sunday night game with that clown Chris Collinsworth? This game was mired with turnovers, porous defense, and Wade Phillips, not to mention Al Michaels and Collinsworth. Just a few notes about the game Turnover Tony Romo reared his ugly head again. 3 interceptions were just awful. Now to put this into perspective throughout his pro career Tony has thrown 1.195 interceptions per game. Which also means he throws a little over one per game if you follow the math? Ellie Manning played well enough to win.
Final Score the Giants 33 the Cowgirls 31. Not good to soil Jerry world like that.

Finally we find the other Manning coming to Miami for a little fun and a little fun was all he could have. With less than 15 minutes of offense the Colts were in Dire Straits this week. But Playing the Dolphins allowed them the chance poke the Tuna Cakes. And they did. Head Coach Tony Sparano was told to control the game by running the ball, which they did. Only they didn’t score. It is nice to hold the ball for 45 minutes but the object here to score more points than the other guys okay?
Final Score the Colts 27 the Dolphins 23. How far from grace will you have to go to be considered average?

Okay well that will do it again. We promise we will get this out a little earlier next week, again sorry for the delay..

And Remember like we always say…

Live baby live
Now that the day is over
I got a new sensation
In perfect moments
Impossible to refuse

Sleep baby sleep
Now that the night is over
And the sun comes like a god
Into our room
All perfect light and promises
Gotta hold on you
A new sensation
A new sensation
Right now
Gonna take you over
A new sensation
A new sensation

Dream baby dream
Of all that's come and going
And you will find out
In the end
There really is
There really is no difference

Cry baby cry
When you've got to get it out
I'll be your shoulder
You can tell me all
Don't keep it in ya
Well that's the reason why I'm here
Are you ready for a new sensation
A new sensation
Right nowGonna take you on a new sensation
A new sensation

Hate baby hate
When there's nothing left for you
You're only human
What can you do
It'll soon be over
Don't let your pain take over you
Love baby love
It's written all over your face
There's nothing better we could do
Than live forever
Well that's all we've got to do
Hey now I'm gonna take a new sensation
A new sensation