Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 17 2008
Well guess what it is finally here? The week we find out who will be in the playoffs and who will be out. Lucky for us we have several games that will determine playoff positions. So can we get to it? Do you feel the excitement? Are you ready? Then Expo, one more time please, Kick it!
First up let’s go to Atlanta home of the resurgent Falcons. All they had to do was win the game and they would get into the playoffs. After last years joke of a season, with the coach leaving in the middle and no real direction, they hired they obscure “Mike Smith” to coach. Then they drafted “Matt Ryan” nothing but ordinary that turned to extraordinary. Well St Louis was playing for something too; the second pick in the draft was theirs with a loss. Thank God they continued to play the same as they have all season long. Atlanta is in and St Louis is out for sure.
Final Score Ewes 27 Falcons 31. New St Louis Cheer We’re # 2 We’re # 2. In the draft that is.
Up next we go to game that could only mean something if it had help. The New England Patriots came to Buffalo with the hopes of win and help later in the day to get into the playoffs. Well Buffalo started the season 5 and 1 only to finish 2 and 8. And apparently that is enough to keep Head Coach Dick Juron’s job. And why shouldn’t it? Who else are you going to hire? Bill Cower? Right hope in one hand and huh well huh… Okay maybe that is a bad example. Funny thing though, when the Bills could have knocked out the defending AFC champions, they folded like a dirty handkerchief, and got shoved in someone’s back pocket. Another year of firsts for the Pats, last year they went undefeated until the super bowl, this year they went 11 – 5 and didn’t make the playoffs. As neither team makes the playoffs
Final Score the Pats 13 the Bills 0. We guess that 8th pick in the draft is good enough for the Bills.
Now we will take about the game between Bungels and Chiefs. How Herm Edwards keeps his job is unbelievable. So when the 26th rated offense taking on the 32 ranked offense what do you think happened? We found out about Marvin Lewis’ New Years Resolution; he vowed to sleep at least 30 more minutes a day so he sucked less. It doesn’t look like these two will make the playoffs next year much less this year.
Final Score the Chiefs 6 the Bungels 16. No one really cared about this game so why should we?
We now find ourselves on the frozen tundra of Green Bay. Aaron Rodgers showed no kindness to his opponents. He was 21 of 31 for 308 yards with 3 touchdowns. Very nice. Thanks for finally showing up. So the Lions are the first team in the NFL to get to no wins in a season. But they did put up a fight, in most every game. But this game had no playoffs implications. Hey Aaron thanks for helping us forget the other Quarterback in the green jersey. No playoffs for these teams either. Did anyone make it?
Final Score the Lions 21 the Packers 31. Boy that Packer name makes us giggle.
Okay so all you have to do is win and you have a chance to get to the playoffs, does anyone want to get in. Houston held off the charging Bears and knocked the out of the playoffs. The charging Bears? The charging Bears? When do Bears charge? Well not this year into the playoffs, so like the Cub fans say, “Wait till next year” Another game with no body in the playoffs. Just playing out the string.
Final Score Da Bears 24 the Texans 31. Back to back 8 – 8 seasons, maybe next year Houston.
If ever a team looked like it had nothing to play for it would be the Tennessee Titans. They had 83 yards rushing, and 42 yards passing. Honestly, this was a preseason game, it might just as well been a scrimmage. 8 first downs is nice for a half, but for the whole game? The Colts just played out the string as well but did manage to put up 23 points. Finally both of these teams are in the playoffs.
Final Score the Titans 0 the Colts 23. So far nothing, we hope the day gets better…
In a game that some hope is a preview of the NFC championship game, the WCNYFG took on the Viqueens. Only thing we know for sure is that if this is the Championship game it will be played in New Jersey, not Minnesota. Well as much as it pains us to say this we have to do it one more time. Once again both teams are in. how many is that now? 5 of 12?
Final Score the WCNYFG 19 the Viqueens 20. Viqueens win. Viqueens win. Yuck!
Up next we will finally get to game that means absolutely nothing again. If Carolina wins they will get the second seed in the NFC if they lose they get the second seed. And they were playing the New Orleans Saints. But in the NFC South this season the team playing at home had won every game. Well let us see what REG-GIE BUSH did in his final home game of the season. Huh Crap he didn’t play? Well then let’s look at his season totals, well we can’t say he finished the season strong with only 404 rushing yards for the season, but he did have receiving yards as well, 440 yards. At Least he is consistent. Carolina is in, but the S-Aints are out AGAIN.
Final Score the Panther 33 the S-Aints 31. He has been consistently inconsistent.
Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo? And we really mean because after this game Romeo Crennel was fired, Tarred and Feathered, then ran out of Cleveland, which for most people thought would be a good thing. Cleveland Owners thought that was so much fun that they went ahead and fired general manager Phil Savage as well. Well good thing for us that as the fans were strapping Romeo to the rail he was able to pick his last award of the season. So for all who don’t know the Browns are this weeks Birth Canal Team of the week. The Steelers are in, and the Browns are once again Charlie. On their backs after not kicking the ball again.
Final Score the Browns 0 the Steelers 31. Nothing else to say about this but Blah.
Well with the bad game out of the way we will get to the other games. So let’s go to the Buccan game. This was a game of runs as the Raiders took a 14 to 7 halftime lead. Then Tampa scored the next 17 points. And with a win and a Dallas loss Tampa could get in the playoffs. As Tampa Quarterback Jeff Garcia came to the sidelines he asked Jon Gruden “How do you like me now?” Then after the Raiders run of 17 points including Michael Bush’s 67 yard run to go ahead for good, Jon Gruden glared at Jeff Garcia and said “Would you like to go win this one for us?” To which Garcia threw an interception. Walking back to the sidelines Gruden said “I guess not huh?” Well we guess that neither one of these teams are in the playoffs either.
Final Score the Raiders 31 the Bucs 24. All you had to do was win the Buccan Game...
So now we go to Baltimore for a game that if the Ravens win then they are in the playoffs. One Win and six losses is not a good way to end the season. but that is exactly the way the Jaguars were playing going into the game. So before the game the Jaguars Head Coach Jack Del Rio had a choice to make. If the Jaguars win then the Patriots were in the playoffs, if the Jaguars lose then the Ravens were in. After a rousing game of enny-menny-minny-moe and a best two out of three coin flips. Coach Del Rio got on a three way call with Bill Bella-cheat and John Harbaugh for an interesting game of Rock paper scissors. And the Ravens are in, but the Jaguars not so much this year.
Final Score the Jags 7 the Ravens 31. You can’t trust rock paper scissors on the phone.
Well Crap we forgot about this game not meaning anything so let’s get to it. The Deadskins came across country to play against the 49ers. San Francisco has played much better since Mike Singletary has taken over, but we have just one question…. Why did it take so long to put him in charge? Finishing 7 and 9 just a couple of games behind the Cardinals they missed it by this much. Crazy thing, if the 49ers don’t melt down against the Cardinals on Monday night back in November it might have made this week more interesting. But it was not to be. And these two teams are out of the playoffs as well.
Final Score the Deadskins 24 the 49ers 27. how many are in now? 8 of 12 half way…
Finally we had a game with playoff implications the Miami Dolphins went to the New Jersey Meadowlands to play the AFC East Leading New York Bretts. The Big Tuna Cakes thinking that he was at home decided to pull the switch-aroo and wore all his old Giants gear, he had his hat, and the huge 5X shirt with the 1980’s Giants Logo on it and wondered around in the press box asking if anyone had heard if Lawrence Taylor was coming to the game? But the real switch-aroo came when Brett Farve tried to play Quarterback. He had 3 interceptions with one being returned for a touchdown not good. Chad Pennington came back to the house that the Tuna built and beat his former team for the AFC East championship. From Worst to First, how sweet it is. Dolphins in Bretts out.
Final Score the Dolphins 24 the Bretts 17. Hey Eric Mangenius thanks for the Memories.
Up next we find the Seattle Shehawks heading down to Arizona for a game with the Cardinals. This was a chance for the Cardinals to prove that they belonged in the playoffs, and a chance for the Shehawks to stand up and play hard for their coach, Mike Holmgren. Very interesting fact that the Cardinals have won 9 games this year, let see their opponents combined record was 37 and 56 not exactly a tough schedule. But they did beat up their own division going 6 and 0, on their way to a 9 and 7 record. So we ask? Is making the playoffs, getting a home game, and then losing really an accomplishment?
Final Score the Shehawks 21 the Ari-Freaking-Zona Cardinals 34. Cards are in. 10 of 12.
Now we will travel to the game that the whole NFL was watching. With only a playoff spot on the line the Dallas Cowgirls went to Philadelphia to play a game. Too bad they got lost on the way to the field. This game was over before it started. When the Eagles found out that they could win and they were in they came out and played like a team needing a win. Dallas had 5 turnovers, and it is hard to win with that. We have said all along that there is something to the fact the Tony Romo was not drafted, and has not played well in December. We wanted to look a little closer so after a fact finding mission we see that in College Tony Romo did not win a game after November 18th. He also played in 35 games and had 36 interceptions. His record after November 18th was 3 and 7. Very nice. So if you can’t change the spots on a Leopard then how can you change the bad plays that Tony makes?
Final Score the Cowgirls 6 the Eagles 44. 11 of 12 who is left?
Finally we find our last playoff game of the day. And yes we mean playoff game, win and you are in lose and you are out. The Chargers find themselves at home against the Denver Broncos. With everything on the line the Broncos came played and lost. After holding on to the AFC West division lead for most of the season we find them 4 of their last 6 and their last 3 in a row. With a win in any of those games they would win division, but they didn’t and Norv Turner showing that he could score like a senior at the junior prom again and the Chargers charge into the playoffs again.
Final Score the Broncos 21 the Chargers 52. We have our 12 team Yea!!!
Well here it is the game for next week:
Atlanta will go to Arizona
Indianapolis will play in San Diego
Then on Sunday
Baltimore travels to Miami
Philadelphia will play in Minnesota.
Team with a bye WCNYFG, Carolina, Tennessee, Pittsburg.
Well we hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed putting it together. We sure hope everyone had a great holiday and a happy New Year!!
And remember like we always say…
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
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Makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"It feels good
When you know you're sown
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
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I told you homeboy
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manU can't touch this
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While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like thatLike that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch
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Yo,
sound the bells, school is in, sucker
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Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving'em
Now they know
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Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit
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because you know
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Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
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And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
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When others making records
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I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
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go Hammer,
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