Stroll Down NFL Boulevard 2008 Week 10

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 10 2008

Here we are week # 10. This week the NFL starts to add games to a new network. This is wonderful if you have Satellite, but not so great if you don’t. First though let’s talk about who is off this week, Cincinnati, Dallas, Tampa Bay and Washington. So with that out of the way we guess we can start. Expo can we to do this? Then kick it.

First let’s start on Thursday like the NFL did, in Cleveland of all places. Not sure why this game was at the top of the NFL network’s list, but it was. Who would have ever thought to match up a 4 – 4 team against a 3 – 5 team. Both teams under achieving and neither team going anywhere but next to the fireplace in January. Well this game if you can call it that did do one thing. It showed that Romeo Crennel really isn’t sure what he is doing. On a short week he changes quarterbacks at the behest of the fans. Well that didn’t stop the dropped passes or poor play on offense. It also didn’t start a winning streak.
Final Score the Broncos 34 the Browns 30. Well maybe the fans can get Bill Cowher next.

Well first on Sunday we will start at the bottom and how better to show you the bottom than to go to the Meadowlands in New Jersey. The New York Bretts have found their way in the NFL this year mostly due to the play of their all everything quarterback Brett Favre. He did everything you could want a quarterback to do; completing 14 of 19 passes for 167 yards and a touchdown. He even took an electric razor out of his pocket and sheered a sheep. He took the Ewes, pushed them down, and shaved the words BIRTH CANAL into that little soft patch of fur. Thanks Brett you finally did something for us.
Final Score the Ewes 3 the Bretts 47. Holy sheep dip… 50 points in the game, and you only scored 3?

Now we talk about the crappy game on CBS as we head to Houston and find the Texans again. In a game that Ike cancelled in week 2 the Ravens came to town very upset. They had to travel to Houston twice in the same season, but they played only once. They were so upset that they scored twice as many points than they are averaging. Joe “The Delaware Destroyer” Flacco is playing much better than Shane Falco ever could. Joe had 15 completions for 185 yards. We can only guess that that kind of stats makes him bad to the bone.
Final Score the Ravens 41 the Texans 13. Ba-ba-ba-Bad, Bad to the Bone.


Now we will move up to New England and check in on the game between the Patriots and the Buffalo Bills. For the first couple of weeks of the season the Bills played well, but now they are not. New England did just enough to win but not too much to be considered over exuberant. With first place on the line the Bills could not handle the pressure, and they folded like the lawn chair. This just proves our point that teams can’t travel across a state and Win.
Final Score the Bills 10 the Pats 20. Tisk tisk that was just terrible.

Up next we will talk about a little NFL history. For the first time ever the Jacksonville Jaguars played two 0 – 8 teams in back to back games. The Jags ended that streak with a 1 – 1 record. Now the team that went to the playoffs last year is in danger of being left out this year. What can we say about the Lions? They are slowly making the changes that need to be made. First they fired Matt Millen, then Jon Kitna got hurt, then they signed Daunte Culpepper only to watch him get hurt. Hey William Clay Ford, Sr. take a little friendly advice; quit moving the deck chairs on the Titanic and run it into the iceberg please. You guys have been nothing short of ridiculous for a long while.
Final Score the Jags 38 the Lions 14 These Lions are not the Kings of any jungle.

And now for the Crappy game on Fox, the Carolina Panthers went across country to play the Oakland Raiders. And in the Spirit of Christmas we give you: 10 first downs 9 punts, 7 completions, 6 interceptions, 5 FUM-BLES. 4 Penalties, 3 field goals, 2 Touchdowns and a Carolina Win in Oakland. It is way too early for Christmas Music on the radio…
Final Score the Panthers 17 the Raiders 6. Hey what happened to 8???

Up next we head to Atlanta to find the Flacons and the Saints in a real old school battle. Along time ago the S-Aints used to play games and lose. Well they have returned to that form again. We can hardly wait for Drew Brees’ kids to grow up and play in the NFL. Do you think that will happen, well if it does you can bet that the S-Aints still won’t have a Super Bowl win. Do you think Archie Manning wants his kids to play in New Orleans?
Final Score the S-Aints 20 the Falcons 34. There should be some child labor laws for that.

Now we will take about the game that decided if a Dolphin can beat a Shehawk. Seattle traveled to Miami for a little fun in the sun, but thanks to the Wildcat formation the fun in sun was just for the Dolphins. Once tough Tony Sparano formulated this amazing formation the Dolphins have been almost unstoppable… UnStoppable? Kind of like that old Car the Buick Wildcat. Well we aren’t so sure about that, we will ask just one question. If the Single wing is so great why did it ever go away? Well after four quarters we found the answer to our question, we guess a Dolphin can beat a Shehawk.
Final Score the Shehawks 19 the Dolphins 21. Does anyone remember the Buick Wildcat?

Well up next we find that Mr. Rogers neighborhood is very difficult to take on the road. There has to be a lot of stuff to pack, lots of Trolley tracks to put together once you get there. But the one thing they didn’t need was to get called for 2 safeties in the second quarter. Well if the truth were known the Officials made a mistake on the first one. But the Packers still had a chance to win and they would have had a better chance to win if they tackled Adrian Peterson. The next greatest running back in the History of the NFL, with 30 Rushes for 192 yards, hey what kind of production is that?
Final Score the Packers 27 the Viqueens 28. Viqueens Win Viqueens Win What the Hell?

And now we will talk about Da game. In Chicago Da Titans came to the midway to see the monsters, and keep their perfect record intact. The vaunted Tennessee running game was “Lost in Space”. Man that was a great show wasn’t it? Danger Will Robinson. You know what that Robot used to say??? And with Dr Smith and Will’s sister Penny, Angela Cartwright Hey Expo do you remember her? What? Oh yea the game. Well the Titans ran the ball 25 times for 20 yards that is .8 yards that is not very good so the Titans had to trust the Arm of Kerry Collins. Kerry Collins? Well 31 of 41 for 289 yards will just about do it for Da Titans.
Final Score the Titans 21 Da Bears 14. Da Titans Win Somehow that just doesn’t sound right?

Okay now we will head over to Pittsburg home of the Steelers and all things sleepy. Head Coach Mike Tomlin has unique team chemistry. It allows his team to put the opposing team sleep, kind of like the commercials that Peyton Manning are in. this Game came down to the Magic number 3. Pittsburg had 3 penalties, and Indy had two times as many, 6. Indy Scored 3 touchdowns, huh but huh Pittsburg only had 2… Huh that is not 3, but kicker Adam Vinatieri had 3 extra points. We guess that only other 3 was Big Ben Roethlisberger who had 3 interceptions. And the Colts win again. Now that sounds a little more right than Titans.
Final Score the Colts 24 the Steelers 20. This message was brought to you by the letters F and U.

In the day’s final game we find that one of the most unusual thing happened. The Chiefs were behind in the 4th quarter; no that was not the unusual thing, what is unusual is that they scored with 23 seconds not a field goal to get to with in 4, but a touchdown. Let us back up just a little for those who missed the final seconds. With 0:46 seconds San Diego commits a pass interference penalty to put the ball at their one 1 yard line. On the third play the Chiefs finally scored the touchdown and without any hesitation Head Coach Herm Edwards went for 2. Let us repeat that he went for a 2 point conversion to win the game? Why not, all the “experts” say great call; well we say NO this was the next to worse call of the week.
Final Score the Chiefs 19 the Chargers 20. How does Herm Edwards keep his job?

On the Sunday night game the WCNYFG went to Philadelphia to help the Phillies celebrate their World Series win, but found themselves in a tough NFC East Battle. Ellie had another stellar day going 17 out of 31 for a 191 yards and an interception. Well we guess that is okay because it was a win. For a Sunday night game it was a little boring, The WCNYFG held the ball for 39 minutes and had 26 first downs. So in the Last 16 regular season games the WCNYFG are 12 and 4, not bad…
Final Score the WCNYFG 36 the Beagles 31. So 5 and 4 gets the Beagles all the way to Last place.

And finally here we are on Monday Night. This game was supposed to be a walk in the park but leave it to the Cardinals to make it interesting. Okay this has got to be the worse year for clock management that we have ever seen. Let us just take you through the game that no one wanted to win. With 52 seconds on the clock the 49ers passed the ball and got to the 1 yard line. The play took about 8 seconds, so with 0:44 seconds on the clock 49er Head Coach Mike Singletary could not make a decision. After 24 seconds they finally snapped and spiked the ball, this left 20 seconds with the ball at the 1 yard line. Then on Second down Frank Gore gets pushed down for a loss of 2, and they spike the ball again and now there are 2 seconds on the clock and it is fourth down, but hold on there Sea Biscuit. The Officials had to review the play, giving the 49ers time to come up with one play. One play to possibly define a season. Possibly allow Head Coach Mike Singletary to define his style of coaching. So as the clock is running the ball is snapped and they hand off to a rookie on a Dive play off the guard for 1 yard. Very nice Dumb Ass. We have seen better clock management by homeless people in the park waiting for the soup kitchen to open.
Final Score the 49ers 24 the Cardinals 29. Defeat, snatched from the jaws of Victory. Oh My Lord.

Well we enjoyed this again this week we hope you do…

And remember like we always say…

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing
You cant write if you cant relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite
Thats chokin on the splinters

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)

Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)

Soooooooyy....
(Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(I cant believe you)

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

(know what Im sayin? )