Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 6 2008
Okay well here in week 6 we are starting to see the teams that can be considered the Have’s and the teams that will be the Have not’s. Well at least we thought that is what we would find, maybe we will not. First we need to let you know about the teams that HAVE NOT played this week, Kansas City, Pittsburg, Tennessee and Buffalo. With that said, or typed then we guess that we should get going. So Expo if you would do that thing that you do so well…
First up we will start at the bottom and who knows more about being at the bottom than those who live in Ari-Freaking-Zona. Let us just say that 32 teams passed on Tony Romo 7 times each before the Cowgirls signed him as an undrafted free agent. So let’s look at some of his accomplishments, he fumbled a snap on a field goal that would have won a playoff game for the Cowgirls two years ago, then last year lead the team to a 13 – 3 season record only to lose in the playoffs. Then he had 8 straight games with an interception. Now we are only pointing out the facts and it is hard to argue. But the Cowgirls were playing that Cardinals and that should have been enough to win, but it wasn’t. What do you call a kickoff run back for a touchdown, a missed field goal, and a blocked punt for a touchdown? Answer, the Cowgirls poor special teams.
Final Score Cowgirls 24 Cardinals 30. They should have ridden the short school bus.
Up next we will head to Indianapolis and find the Baltimore Ravens visiting. Baltimore head coach John Harbaugh has been heard saying “Joe Flacco is our Quarterback I don’t care how bad it looks.” Well it looks really bad, 28 for 38 is not bad, but 3 interceptions are. How bad is it? Well if we can pick just one word to describe it we choose, terrible. No huh, awful. Oh no wait, dreadful. Well how about, appalling. Crap maybe horrendous. Okay well you choose. Well it looks like Indy might be back, but let’s wait a week on that.
Final score the Ravens 3 the Colts 31. The Colts finally get a win at home
Now we will check out the newest show with Cable. The Raiders came to town with a Cable in tow to strengthen the Levees of New Orleans. But as we all know they will never be strong enough ever again. But what will never change is the love that the
S-Aints fans have for the Greatest Running Back in the History of the NFL. So let’s take a look, Reggie had 13 carries for 27 yards with a long of 5. Huh? And he had 3 catches for 40 yards with a long of 21 yards. What? 67 yards total? Well now that is the kind of production that we are sure the fans are looking for. The Raiders owner Al Davis came to New Orleans trying to reason with anyone that would listen why Lane Kiffin had to be fired and Tom Cable had to be hired. So in an after game press conference Davis was asked by a reporter “Hey Al did you guys leave it all out on the field today?” to which he responded “Huh well, now let me show you something.” Has he stood up and pulled down his sweat suit said and asked “Do you see anything missing?” To which the reporter said nope, all we see is this week’s Birth canal team of the week.
Final Score the Raiders 3 the S-Aints 34. Okay pull up your pants Mr. Davis.
Nothing would be finer than to be in Carolina in the Morning. Nothing would be sweeter then meeting with my sweetie in the morning. This is great, except that this is the Buccan Game with our favorite Canadian Mexican Jeff Garcia, and it was played in Tampa Bay. Carolina head coach John Fox probably wishes that his team had shown up with him, because the Panthers only sent John Kasey to score in the game. He kicked a field goal ran to the sideline had a cup of Gatorade and waited till the game to end. And it did.
Final score the Panthers 3 the Buccaneers 27. Well Reality is a bitter pill to swallow, huh?
Staying close to the bottom we find the Lions making the trek all the way over to the state of a ten thousand lakes to face the Viqueens. Detroit had done all it could do to make up for all their mistakes this season. They fired Matt Millen; they changed quarterbacks as Dan Orlovsky replaced Jon Kitna. And Orlovsky was heard telling any teammate that would listen how he used to throw footballs in to trash cans back in his home state of Connecticut and how he is the best quarterback from Connecticut. Connecticut? Yes Connecticut. Okay that is like being the best Olympic curler from Brazil. We saw some of Dan’s best footwork as he stepped out of bounds to give the Viqueens a safety. Expo did you see that? That was hilarious wasn’t it?
Final score the Lions 10 the Viqueens 12. 9 punts and 8 first downs. Nice job Lt Dan.
Now we will talk about the Crappy game on CBS in New York. Yes the Bretts played against one of the few winless teams left in the NFL the Ben-Gals. Without Carson Palmer the Ben-Gals are hardly even competitive. But Favre did his best to keep the Ben-Gals in it with a Fumble that was returned for a touchdown. Farve’s numbers were 25 for 33 for 189 yards not bad, but noting to write home about unless you live in Mississippi, and of coarse he does.
Final score the Ben-Gals 14 the Bretts 26. Yuck, we have a bad taste in our mouths just talking about it.
Next we will talk about the Crappy game on Fox. There are a couple to choose from. We will say Hello to the Shehawks of Seattle. Seattle is known for more then just football thanks goodness. Just a few things about Washington that you may not have known; Seattle is home to the first revolving restaurant, Starbucks was founded in Seattle and our personnel favorite it is illegal paint polka dots on the American Flag. Well back to the game, is it over yet? Okay great…
Final score the Packers 27 the Shehawks 17. Painting polka dot on the flag? And we need a law for that?
Okay so let’s move back down to Houston, last week Matt Schuab deserted his team when they needed him the most. This week when the Texans were behind, again, and 76 yards from the end zone Matt Schuab was heard singing “Here I come to save the day”. And just like Mighty Mouse, humm well maybe not Mighty Mouse, Maybe more like… like… arrrggg… Sorry about that we should have had something better prepared. Okay so with three seconds on the clock Schuab ran the ball into the end zone for the game winning touchdown and the win. Wow.
Final score the Dolphins 28 the Texans 29. Well everyone has to have a first time.
Up next we head to Washington to find the hottest team in the NFL facing what could be the coldest team in the NFL. And we can’t call them the Ewes any longer, they went to Washington and won. And with 200 total yards of offense, 6 punts 4 field goals (one as time expired), 3 rushes for 2 yards by Travis Minor and one fumble recovery for a touchdown means The Rams win, the Rams win…
Final Score the Rams 19 the Redskins 17. Hail to the Deadskins Hail to the Deadskins.
Well we have finally gotten to the Eagles. This is the craziest thing? The Eagles have played 6 games and they have won the games that they lead at the end of regulation. For 3 quarters the 49er had the lead but then they left the stadium and the Eagles scored 23 points in the 4th quarter to win the game. The Drunken Irishman J.T. O’Sullivan threw 2 interceptions one, of which was of coarse, returned for a touchdown.
Final Score the Eagles 40 the 49ers 26. Maybe if the 49ers had scored more in the game it might have ended differently.
And finally what might be the best game of the day, and we find it in Atlanta. Imagine that a good game in Atlanta. This game reminded us of the TV show Harry O. Remember, the show about a former police officer Harry Orwell who has a bullet lodged near his spine so he can’t move around real well. His car is always in the shop so he can’t get around very well. So who doesn’t remember this show? I mean when Kyle Orton hit Rashied Davis for a touchdown with only 11 seconds left. But then just like the resilient David Janssen (Star of Harry O) Jason Elam kicked the winning field goal as time expired.
Final score Da Bears 20 the Falldowns 22. Hey wasn’t Farrah Fawcett on that show?
The final game on Sunday was a rematch of last years AFC championship game. Only this time it was played in San Diego as the Chargers and the Patriots went into a crazy Sunday night game. But this is not the same Charger team and this is definitely not the same New England team. Without Tom Brady, watching the Pats is like watching a turtle turn over from its back, kind of funny but sad as well. And the Coach Bill Belle-cheat is not helping. He keeps running out Matt Cassel in the Quarterback position. Cassel was quoted saying “We knew that there was going to be a lot of energy in the stadium tonight. We knew that they were gonna come out and try to shut us out early”. “They did a good job. They got ahead, and we weren’t able to really catch up and score points.” We can’t make up quotes like that. Final score was the Pats 10 the Chargers 30. not that any of our quotes are made up.
And finally the MNF game had the 1 win Cleveland Browns inviting the WCNYFG to town. Hey Ellie welcome back to reality. He was 18 for 28 for 196 yards but had 3 interceptions with one being returned for a touchdown. Wasn’t it funny that Peyton played well and Ellie stunk it up? We heard an interesting stat that the Browns snapped the Giant 12 game winning streak? So our crack research staff got on this quickly, Expo do you have that for us? Can we count these please? Huh 4 and 0 before the game, and the run to the Superbowl included 4 playoff wins, that makes 8 in a row. So are we counting preseason games now? Nope, they were 2 and 2 in the preseason, Oh wait one second. The 12 games were away from the Meadow Lands well that makes sense. Final Score WCNYFG 14 the Browns 35. Huh who really wins in the Meadow Lands anyway?
Well there you go. Another week in the books and several new things, two teams get their first win and one get’s their first loss. We hope you enjoy this as much as we did putting it together…
And remember like we always say….
Hey Jim
You know the old suga daddyI said you could have whatever you like (you like)
I said you could have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Stacks on deck
Patrone on ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you could have whatever you like (you like)
I said you could have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet you'r so tight
I'll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you could go where ever you like (you like)
I said you could go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah
Anytime you want to pick up the telephone
You know it ain't nothin to drop a couple stacks on you
Wanted you could get it my dear
Five million dollar home, drop Bentley's I swear
Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke niggas be quiet
Stacks on deck
Patrone on ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you could have whatever you like (you like)
I said you could have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet your so tight
i'll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you could go where ever you like (you like)
I said you could go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah
Shawty you da hottest of the way you drop it
Brain so good (good) school you went to college
Hundred cant deposit, vacations hit the tropics
Cause errbody know it ain't trickin if ya got it
Ya need to never ever gotta go to yo wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket
Five six, rides with rims and a pocket kit
Ya ain't gotta downgrade you can get what I get
My chick could have what she want
And goin every store for any bag she want
And know she ain't never had a man like that
To buy you anything ya heart desire like that
Yeah
I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke niggas be quiet
Stacks on deck
Patrone on ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you could have whatever you like (you like)
I said you could have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet your so tight
i'll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you could go where ever you like (you like)
I said you could go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah
I'm talkin' big boy rides
And big boy ice
Let me put this big boy in yo life
Thang get so wet, it hit so right
Let me put this big boy in yo life
That's right
Yeah
I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tellem other broke niggas be quiet
Stacks on deck
Patrone on iceAnd we can pop bottles all night
Baby you could have whatever you like (you like)
I said you could have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah
Late night sex so wet your so tight
I'll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you could go where ever you like (you like)
I said you could go where ever you like (you like)
Yeah
Hey Jim (Hey Jim)
And this is what the kids listen to today????
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