Stroll Down NFL Boulevard 2008 Week 4

Stroll down the NFL Boulevard Week 4 2008

Well, look what we have here. Another week of Football and did anyone Notice that there were a few less games? Maybe you couldn’t find your favorite team’s score? That is because we had a couple of teams on their bye week. Who you ask? Detroit, but haven’t they been off all season? Indianapolis, Miami, New England, World Champion New York Football Giants, and huh??? Oh yea Seattle. Okay well there is nothing left to say but…. Hey Expo? Let’s do it???

First we will talk about the battle of Ohio. Is that best that Ohio can put out there for Professional football? This week the Bengals hosted the Browns and it turned out to be nothing absolutely nothing. We were wondering why this game didn’t end at half. And so were the Bengals. They probably wouldn’t have minded if the game had ended after the third quarter. But this is a game of 60 minutes and unfortunately for the Been-Gals the Browns showed up and found 17 points in fourth quarter. What we found is this week’s Birth canal team of the week. Thanks Marvin Lewis for making our job easy this week.
Final Score Browns 20 the Been-Gals 12. So how long have you Been-Gals?

Up next we stroll to Carolina to find the next screwed up a call by Ed Hockuli. The Ref did his best to keep the Atlanta Falldowns in the game, but alas talent won out again. Okay so Atlanta decided that if it was close at halftime that would be good enough. At 9 to 14 they were close, but then the Panthers came out in the second half and Atlanta was checking the MLB scores to see if the Braves were in the playoffs. They weren’t and it doesn’t look like the Falldowns will be either.
Final score the Falldowns 9 the Panthers 24. Hey Falldowns, how about you mix in a touchdown, huh?

Up next we find that the Ari-freaking-Zona Cardinals stayed on the East coast to make sure they were adjusted to the East coast time zone. Well thanks Coach Whisenhunt how in the world did we know that this was going to happen? Just because you are on the East coast did you think you were not the Cardinals? Maybe you were confused about who you were playing? Those funky blue uniforms that the Bretts sported were, well, in word awful. How does a team at home make all their home fans feel right at home by wearing the colors of, of…? Huh the Cooke Monster? What the hell? Are you on Sesame Street? Those uniforms should be burned. Despite the fact that Brett tossed 6 touchdown passes the Cardinals still lose. Good God this is only going to make the experts think that Brett can still play. Hey Brett you can take next week off okay?
Final Score the Cardinals 35 the Bretts 56. You guys are making Elmo happy…

Okay let’s stroll to the only other State with out a win and a team, Missouri. Welcome to Kansas City. Ever wonder how it feels to get pants in a different state? Denver Bronco’s played like they were coached by Lance-alot-Link. But no the Great Mike Shanahan is still their coach according to ESPN. But in this wacky AFC West we find that, without the Ref’s help, the Bronco’s lose. The Chiefs lay in waiting like they were dead until the Bronco’s arrived and then jumped up pulled down Shanahan’s britches and just laughed. Chiefs’ running back Larry Johnson has been telling coaches that he could carry the load, and they finally listened and he had 28 carries for 198 yards, very nice…
Final score Bronco’s 19 the Chiefs 33. Missouri has a win. Any one for 2?

Up next “The crappy game on Fox”. Okay so Gus Frerotte is the second coming of Vinnie Testeverde right? Well too bad for Minnesota that Vinnie never won a Superbowl. And it looks like the Viqueens will not win again this season. After showing up in Tennessee for a game on Sunday the Viqueens head back to the drawing board again. We heard they were looking for suggestions. Guess what, we have one. This game is built on points; score more than your opponents and you win usually. With that said this game might have been different had Minnesota scored more and had not let the Titians score as much.
Final score Viqueens 17 the Titans 30. Viqueens Lose Viqueens Lose. Anything else?

Let’s move back to Misery for the next game. The Buffalo Bills came Shuffling into St Louis trying to keep their winning streak alive and at halftime it looked bleak. But these are the Ewes and just because they fired their coach Scott Linehan doesn’t mean that they will be better with Jim Haslett. But it does mean that Mark Bulger can play again. Earlier in the week after Bulger was benched he stated that he would never play for Scott Linehan again. Well never say never, but it is safe to say that this season he will not play for Linehan again. So to sum this game up “The Crappy game on CBS” yuck. Typical Ewes game, they play and they lose. What a way to send your coach out the door.
Final score Bills 30 the Ewes 14. Out with the old and in with the older. Oh My.

Now we will head into the Hurricane ravaged city of New Orleans. With the 49ers coming to town the S-Aints were finding themselves in last place in the NFC South. A place they have become accustom to. But this is the 49ers. Who would be in last place of the NFC west were it not for the St Louis Ewes. So let’s take a peek. The Drunken Irishman J.T. O’Sullivan did his best to keep the 49ers close but Drew Brees threw through the wind of the superdome like there wasn’t any. Because there wasn’t any. Seeing that the S-Aints won Reggie must have had a great day, let’s take a look. Reggie had 10 carries for 31 yards with a long of 10 making your true stats 9 carries for 21 yards. At least he didn’t fumble. Then he had 5 catches for 7 yards with a long of 7 yards. Meaning that his true stats were 4 catches for 0 yards. 13 touches for 21 yards. Wow that is the kind of production the S-Aints needed for a win.
Final Score the 49ers 17 the S-Aints 31. Okay here we go. 1, 2, 3, Yuck...

Up next we head to Jacksonville. Last year the Texans got their quarterback Matt Schuab. And he showed why they got him. Looking at his stats Schuab was 29 of 40 for 307 yards he also had 5 rushes for 24 yards. Not bad, and we aren’t joking, we were just sure Matt was going to screw it up and we guess he ultimately did. It looks like when he was not allowed to go out for the coin flip in Overtime, Houston lost. Not only did they lose the flip but also the game, but not because Matt screwed it up. This was more of a case of David Garrard wanting the win.
Final Score in overtime Texans 27 the Jaguars 30. This was a good game.

Now we will turn our attention to the Lane Kiffin watch. This is a tug a war being played by Raider owner Al Davis and Coach Lane Kiffin. And we don’t know why? The Coach has done nothing to warrant this interference but this is Al “Velour Sweat Suit” Davis. Norv Turner can only watch and laugh as he sees what is going on in Oakland. Turner was the coach of Oakland in 2004 and 2005 with no success. But now he has suddenly found his winning formula has he has a good Quarterback, and an All-world Running back in LaDainian Tomlinson. The Raiders played hard in the first half as they ran up the score 15 to 0 still up after 3 quarters 15 to 3 the Raiders we holding on. But Then the Chargers decided to kick it up a notch and…. Bam points, 25 to 3 in the fourth and it was over… When we asked “What’s going on with Lane?” Huggy Bear whispered in our ear, “Word on the Street is… He is out of here soon but you didn’t hear that from me”.
Final Score the Chargers 28 the Raiders 18. And he didn’t make it to Tuesday.

And now we get to the biggest rivalry in Pro Football History. The Cowboys and Redskins could be the biggest rivalry in the NFL. But to have a rivalry each team must win every now and then. Well now the Redskins have won and we guess it is a now or a then. Jason Campbell had a nice day going 20 for 31 for 231 yards. Tony Romo was not so Romo-riffic but he did throw a touchdown to T.O. who oddly enough still wants the ball more. Hey T.O. catch the ball more and you might have more catches.
Final Score the Redskins 26 the Cowboys 24. Hail to the Redskins!

Finally we find the on again off again Chicago Bears at home against the on again off again Philadelphia Eagles. Last season the bears had a chance to win a game then lose a game. This year it appears that the Eagles will take that title. Looking at the game we find that Kyle Orton? Who the Hell is Kyle Orton? Let’s just see? Okay let’s look at him. Huh Played at Purdue? Purdue? Good Lord who goes to Purdue? Who? Drew Brees? With the S-Aints? Okay well anything else besides Purdue? Not much huh? Okay well we guess on this day that was enough to beat the Eagles.
Final Score the Eagles 20 Da Bears 24. Nice Game Kyle… but Purdue???

And finally we find ourselves on a Monday night in Pittsburg. Still reeling from the loss of Willie Parker, Steeler Rookie Rashard Mendenhall decided to go out and break his Shoulder. Not his Collar bone but his shoulder. Wow how odd. Hey who did Rashard play for in college? Purdue? Oh Illinois well we guess that is okay. There are times when a big Monday night game peaks our interest, but watching Pittsburg is like watching chicken lay eggs. There is a lot of effort and struggle for not much reward. Oh yea and far too many punts 15 to be exact.
Final Score the Ravens 20 the Steelers 23. And hell this game went to overtime.

Okay well that is it for this week. We want to say a big hello to everyone out there who appreciates what we try to do and for those who don’t… Well we will try harder next time.

And remember like we always say

Hey little sister what have you done,
Hey little sister who's the only one,
Hey little sister who's your superman,
Hey little sister who's the one you want,
Hey little sister shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding!
It's a nice day to start again.

Hey little sister who is it your with
Hey little sister what's your vice and wish?
Hey little sister shot gun, oh yeah
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding!
It's a nice day to start again!

Owwwwww!

Pick it up!
Take me back home
Yeahhh!

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one (only one)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again.
Come on! It's a nice day for a white wedding!
It's a nice day to start again.

There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world

Start again! Come on
It's a nice day for a white wedding
Woooohh!

It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again