Stroll down the NFL Boulevard week 12
Hello Football fans and welcome to the Stroll Turkey Style. Lots of games to cover and lots of Turkeys out there this past weekend, nearly every game had something on the line. Let us not waste any more time. Can you feel the excitement brewing? Can you see the playoffs taking shape? Are you looking at the schedule to see where your team will win and lose over the next 5 weeks? Who can make a run and who will falter? Nope we aren’t either so let’s get to the games. Start the Music…
We usually start at the bottom but with three games on Thanksgiving Day it seems like the Thursday is where we should start. So let go to the staple of Thanksgiving Atlanta, where the defending Super bowl champs were taking on the Atlanta Falcons. Thank God this game was on at night and only about 28% of the country was able to see it. It was not pretty. The Colts really only played one half, the one in the middle. They let the Falcons jump out to the 13 to 7 lead then promptly stomped on them. Momma used to take your presents from Santa on Christmas Morning when it was time to go to Grandma’s house, and that is what it must have felt like for Atlanta the rest of the game. Bobby Petrino was heard saying that only 3 more would make them Bowl eligible. Do you think he knows he is in the NFL?
Final Score was Colts 31 Atlanta 13! Too much turkey by this point. (Or Falcon as it were)
Next up on the docket, the Detroit Lions, 10 wins? We don’t think so. Jon Kitna predicted 10 wins this year, was he starting with lasts years Win total? That would be 3 in case you were scrambling to look it up. 3 (from last year) and 6 (from this year) would be 9, which would be really good. And with Minnesota, Dallas, San Diego, Kansas City, and Green Bay left on your schedule this year we don’t see much more than 2 wins left, sorry but 8 and 8 will not get you too far. Go Packers First time you have been 10 and 1 since the 20’s we looked it up. Does the name Coach Earl “Curly” Lambeau bring back any memories? Well you treated the Lions like Shemp, a slap on the cheek, eye poke, and a twist of the nose and a clunk on the head.
Final Score Curly 37 Shemp 26, Woo woo nyuc nyuc nyuc…
Now on to big D. Trying to answer the age old question can a Cowboy shoot down a Jet with his six-shooter? Apparently Yes. The Cowboys have won the Battle of New York/New Jersey beating all three teams by a combined score of 135 to 82. Too Bad those three teams have a 14 and 19 with only one having a winning record for now. It is not easy being the green of the Jets, but we have told you that before. Jets Coach Eric Mangini looks confused. And you have only two wins this season. Hey the heat on your behind is not because you are too close to the radiator, it is the fans wanting to fire you’re your A**. The Cowboys are 10 and 1 for the fist time ever. Shake and Bake was back as Romo to Owens was good for another touchdown.
Final Score was Cowboys 34 J-E-T-S 3, but it wasn’t that close.
And now on to something completely different, do we get to go back to the Bottom again? Well here we go again back to the home of the Bengals, racial profiling, WKRP. We can hardly say this without getting sick, Bengals win, and thank goodness we have only had to say that 4 times this year. The Titans played dreadful; if they are trying to play themselves out of the playoffs they are doing a great job of it. If you can’t make first downs in this league you aren’t going to move the ball. If you don’t move the ball then you don’t win. This is not a difficult game. Sometime it looks like coaches forget that. Well the Bengals win and we are spitting out the vomit in our mouths now, thanks.
Score Titans 6 Bengals 35 Gosh when did we eat that?
Okay on to Cleveland, it looks like the Browns are for real. Wow who would have thought that? We can only guess some of the Magic from Lebron James and the Cavs making the NBA Finals Last year has rubbed off on the Indians, and now on the Browns. Well it is a new stink at least instead of the dog pound smell your team usually has. Quarterback Derek Anderson is having a great season, and Kellen Winslow is starting to play like his daddy. And Houston when are you going to learn that Matt Schuab is best when he is sitting on the bench, hurt? Hey Houston as we all know a win over New Orleans doesn’t mean you have done anything.
Final Score Texans 17 Browns 27? We are trying to get on the wagon.
Well let’s go to San Diego, home of the Chargers and all things bolt. The mighty Baltimore Ravens came across the country to play on Sunday, so you know what that meant. They lost. Brian Billick you are killing us. We wish one of two things would happen: 1. Score more than McLovin. 2 Tell the Media that you are not an Offensive genius. Damn it, you are killing us putting up 16.5 points a game, that is ridicules even for you. You should be ashamed of yourself. From 13 and 3 last year to 4 and 7 this year, we have seen your upcoming schedule, and the only winnable game you have is the Dolphins and right now you might not win that. Norv Turner what can we say you are as up and down as a yo-yo. You are in first place in your division at 6 and 5 huh just one game ahead of the Ravens. Wow is all we can say.
Score Ravens 14 Chargers 32.
On to Kansas City, and their head coach, Hey Herm do you know what time it is? It’s time to get a new KICKER. If you don’t have the confidence in your kicker to make a 31-yard field goal on 4th and 1, then you should call a play that will lose a yard and you can give up the ball with 4:22 left in the game. Hey why didn’t you just have Brodie Croyle spike the ball and run off the field? Both would have the same effect. After the game Edwards was heard to say “To be human is to err. We're going to make some errors”. You guys made some errors to be sure starting with a head coach that looks and acts like Lancelot Link. Look it up they could have been separated at birth. We wonder who rubs the peanut butter on the roof of his mouth before he speaks after the game. Hey Lane Kiffin Congrats on the Win.
Final Score Was Oakland 20 Kansas City (The Future Headquarters of CHUMP) 17.
On to the Buccan Game with the Buccaneers and the Redskins, we don’t want to take anything away from the Redskins but it looks like they got scalped. On the second play of the game Jeff Garcia scrambled up in the middle and got tackled. Someone on the Sideline heard Garcia say “Oh they got me in the Buccan Back” He was hurt. In came the back up Brad Gradkoswki to show the Buccaneers the way. Finally the Redskins showed their true colors with 6 turnovers. Four of the first half drives ended in a fumble. Nice way to start the game. Then Jason Campbell threw two interceptions on the final two drives. It was almost like Garcia was yelling from the sidelines “Give us the Buccan ball back man” and the Deadskins did.
Final Score was Washington 13 the Buccaneers 19.
We move next to Saint Louis Home of the Rams, a Mountain sheep. The Rams carried a two game winning streak going against Seahawks. The Sheep, we mean the Rams ran out to a 19 to 7 lead at half time and looked to have the game in hand. Then with 5:57 left in the 4th quarter the Rams realized that they have hooves and not hands as they fell behind. And on fourth and goal with 0:27 seconds to go the hooven appendages at the end of Gus Frerotte arms finally fumbled the ball. The Seahawks hopped on the ball and the game was over. Currently the Rams have the 3rd pick in the draft.
GOOD LUCK.
Final Score Seahawks 24 Sheep (I mean Rams) 19
Down to Jacksonville is where we head next. What happened Buffalo? We know you thought that since it was late November that you should be playing in he cold weather and it is not cold in Florida. Wow you let Josh Scobee beat you; he scored 5 field goals. Buffalo quarterback J.P. Losman throws 2 more interceptions. So it is back to Trent Edwards, what a relief we thought you guys were going to try and do some different like win a game. Jacksonville is holding on to second place in the AFC South, we bet you wish you were in a different conference being behind the Colts is not fun at all, especially when you have to muck the stalls.
Final Score was Jags 36 Bills 14 but it wasn’t even close
Nothing would be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning. Thank God the Panther are not any good or else the NFL would be shoving that song down our throats like that Visa Commercial about the Saints marching in. What are they marching into the Gulf of Mexico? The Saints, coming off the last week’s performance, played well. Let us look at some of the Stats: Reggie Bush had wonderful game totaling 62 yards wow. Looking a little deeper we see that the great Reggie Bush had 9 carries for 32 yards with a long of 9. So his true stats were 8 carries for 25 yards, a whopping 3.13 yards per carry. He also got into the passing game with 3 catches for 30 yards, oh my. He had a long of 15 yards, which makes his true stats 2 catches for 15 yards. We are so excited that we are going to get the Saints symbol cut into our hair, maybe not. The revolving quarterback game in Carolina should be over. Hell David Carr just sucks and Matt Moore is too young but let’s throw him to the wolves and let him take his lumps. Can he be any worse than anybody else on the roster? This weeks Birth Canal Team of the week is the Carolina Panthers. John Fox has you guys playing like “Josie and the Pussycats” a lip-synching cartoon.
Final Score Aint’s 31 and Pussycats 6. 6 points is all?
We will move to Chicago Bears now, last week the Bears lost, this week the Bears win, just like they were supposed to. Denver thought that they had bucked the trend, but then they started kicking the ball to Devon Hester. He had two returns for touchdowns, why does anybody kick the ball to this guy. With Denver leading the game 34 to 20 with 10:38 to go the game was well in hand, right? No. Suddenly the Great Denver head coach Mike Shanahan decided to crawl into a shell and gain 4 yards in the fourth quarter. And you let the Yogi Bears steal your Picnic Basket. What A Boo Boo.
Final Score the Broncos 34 the Yogi Yahoo’s 37 in overtime.
Let us go to Arizona home of the Cardinals. This was a battle of futility. The Cardinals worked real hard to win only to come up short. Did everyone see the last play of the game? Arizona quarterback Kurt Warner goes back to pass in his own end zone gets the ball knocked out of his hands and 49er line backer Tully Banta-Cain recovered the ball. We laughed, does everyone understand that these are the Cardinals. We have never heard of a bird being snake bit but these guys are. We feel that the Romanian playwright Eugene Ionesco said it best “You’ve always made the mistake of being yourself”. See Cardinals you can’t even hide in Romania.
Final Score was 49ers 37 Cardinals 31. We are still giggling.
And now to possibly the start of the biggest collapse in the NFL since last years collapse. The New York Giants fell flat on their faces again. We thought it would be best if Coach Tom Coughlin told us about the day. “Ellie is exactly the quarterback we thought he was when we traded for him.” Hey Giants Fans do you know what the worst part of your collapse is this year? Is it the smell of New Jersey? Naw you are already used to that. It is the fact that your team is going right into the sewer because of the quarterback and coach. As you ride this roller coaster, is the wind in your face getting cold? Well it is late November. Ellie throws 4 count them 4 interceptions, and three were retuned for touchdowns. We have to ask are Ellie and Peyton actually Brother and Sister? Well without the 21 points off turnovers you still would have won 20 to 17. Minnesota thanks for showing up Huh 12 passes are not enough for an NFL game. We have seen more pass at a Pee Wee football game. Viqueens Win Viqueens win. We just giggled again thinking about it.
Final Score was Viqueens 41 the Giants 17. And it wasn’t this close.
Up to the great northeast the Patriots and the Eagles had the rematch of a Superbowl from a couple of years to go. The outcome was not different, but this year’s game was as closer than the Patriots have been to a loss than ever before. Hey Coach Peter Griffin have you noticed that when Donavan McNabb is out your team plays better. We noticed that even though your team was a 25-point underdog AJ Feely was driving them for at worst the game tying field goal attempt. But alas he threw the ball out of the range of everyone on the field but Asante Samuel who intercepted it. Well maybe the rest of the NFL learned something about how to beat the Patriots. We sure hope so. Just one Question Does Bilichek look like the Sith Lord from Star Wars in his hooded sweatshirt? We are just saying…
Final Score Eagles 28 Pats 31, and this game was that close.
Finally we head to the swamp that was Pittsburg. The Steelers and the Dolphins clashed in 70’s classic battle. The field conditions were so bad that they delayed the game almost a half an hour. The only thing missing in this game was the game; sadly, we had to listen to Boomer Esiason on the radio and his comments. When he makes a point it will be his first. This might have been the best chance for the Dolphins to win a game this year, but not tonight as Big Ben looked “all around the Watch tower”. We aren’t sure what the best word to describe that field should have been, but terrible is where we will start and end we would have been more entertained by an episode of the Banana Splits Adventure hour. Question: What is Yellow and Rings? Answer: A Banana Phone.
Score in the Mud, and muck 3 to 0 Pittsburg.
Well as we wrap up another edition of the stroll we are saddened by the loss of Sean Taylor, former Washington Redskins Safety. We wish his family well during these hard times. We still look forward to your comments and hope that everyone enjoyed this as much as we enjoyed doing it, From Me and the entire staff we knew this job was going to be dangerous when we took but please remember:
When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
just Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)
And remember like I always say
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Stroll Down the NFL Boulevard Week 11
Stroll down the NFL Boulevard
Week 11
Well the Dog days of November are upon us and this week we head into Thanksgiving. Join us as we put on our fat pants and get ready for another piece of Pumpkin Pie. Hey no teams on the bye this week. We are foot loose and fancy free. So let’s do it!!!! Start the Music…
We like starting at the bottom and working our way up. So let’s start in the West. Anyone want to guess??? San Francisco- not even Adrian Monk could figure out your team. Oh my God! Has the Quarterback position become so poor or are we just reliving the good old days? Trent Freaking Dilfer was under Center again. Hey, break up the Rams, please. These two teams have a combined record 4 and 16, and they combined 128 plays, including 23 incomplete passes, nine sacks, 3 fumbles, 2 interceptions, 17 punts and 5 field goals. Wow it is a wonder if anyone won. Well St Louis did. Finally only 6 more games for each of them mercifully. Hey Mike Nolan, start packing up your desk now to avoid the rush. It’s not like you are using a playbook anyway.
Final Score was St Louis 13 San Francisco 9, but why?
Next up is Atlanta. The best thing we can say about Atlanta is, “Thank God Lloyd Carr is retiring in Michigan.” This opens the door for Les Miles of LSU to go Michigan, which will open the door for Bobby Petrino to get his head above water again, and out of the pro game and back to college at LSU. Jeff Garcia was heard telling the Falcons Coach “Get out of the Buccan League Dude!!!” Hey Bobby Petrino was you best move of the day to start Byron Leftwich? That guy is terrible. But then you brought in Joey Harrington. Just flip a coin on who sucks the worst.
Final Score was Tampa Bay 31 to Atlanta 7. Oh my God.
Wow! 51 points with one team driving down the field to score the game tying touchdown, sounds exciting right? Let me remind you this game was in Minnesota, and the visiting team was the Raiders. Well it was not exciting. The Raiders found themselves 40 yards short as time ran out. Imagine that. The Raiders come up short? Huh, the Raiders come up short? Well the Viqueens thank you Raiders for coming up short once again. We guess “You missed it by this much.” Viqueens win, Viqueens win, Okay we said that, we don’t believe it but we said it.
Score Raider 22 Viqueens 29.
Let’s go up to the City of Brotherly love. The city that booed Santa Claus. The one with a cracked bell and is the featured city of the movie Trading Places. We thought that was a fitting home when old guys decided to ruin one guy’s life by replacing him with someone less fortunate. So, out with Donavan McNabb and in with AJ Feely. Out with Donavan McNabb and in with AJ Feely. Holy crap. We are sure Coach Peter Griffin wasn’t sure who is backup was. Turns out that it was AJ Feely. Wow, look at what that hug did for Donavan. His line shows 3 completions, on 11 passes for 34 yards, and he completed 2 passes to the Dolphins. A J Feely led the Eagles to a win over the hapless Dolphins. Not much to say but yuck. Dolphins appear to be getting worse, not better. The Eagles are finally back to 500 and it only took 10 weeks to get there. Good Luck as you go to New England Next week.
Final Score Eagles 17 the Dolphins 7.
Well… up in the great Northwest the Bears went into the friendly confines of Qwest Field in Seattle. In the season of lose a game win a game for the Chicago Bears, it was time to lose a game again, and that is exactly what they did. Rex Grossman did what he does best- two great completions to give fans hope. Then he takes a snap, runs around until the defense catches him. They knocked the ball out of his rather smallish hands for a fumble, and turn it into a score that wins the game. 4 and 6 after 10 games is not going to get you to the playoffs. Your defense gave up 30 points. Disgusting is the only word we can use. Hey, a little effort would help, 5 tackles and 1 assist is what Lance Briggs got. Are you sure you guys want him now????
Bears Drop another one 30 to 23. Get out of the fast lane, and move over to the shoulder and stop, please.
Well up next is the game with Detroit against the New York Football Giants. The Stroll notices that every time a shot of Coach Coughlin comes on TV it appears that he is confused, befuddled or being asked by Jeff Foxworthy, “Are you smarter than a 5th grader?”. And right now he might not be. The Giants keep pace in the NFC East with a win and it is against a team with a winning record. But it is Detroit. Hey Coach, you should be scoring touchdowns not kicking field goals. And just so you know, the Lions have lost to the Redskins and Eagles by a combined score of 24 to 90. Well let’s just say Giants Win.
Final Score- ugly as it was, Giants 16 Detroit 10. Oh my Gosh.
Taking out years of frustration the birds stuck it to the cats pretty good in Cincinnati. The Bengals did their best impression of Sylvester the Cat and the Cardinals looked like Tweety bird. We were looking for Granny with her broom to whack Sylvester in the butt. Turns out it was Tweety doing the whacking instead. Well the good thing is that there were 41 points scored, while the Bengals offense was on the field. That is fantastic and it could have been 48. There was a touchdown called back. The Bengals scored 27 and Cardinals scored 14. Carson Palmer threw 4 interceptions and 2 were returned for touchdowns. It should have been three. Hey Marvin Lewis, you are acting like Elmer Fudd.
Oh my, the Cardinals are 500. With this win 34 to 27. Suffering Succotash.
Sunday October 28th the Quinn Gray Era official started. On November 18th the Quinn Gray experience is over for now. David Garrard finally returned as the Jacksonville Jaguars starting quarterback and the Jaguars responded with 24 points. That is the exact point total that they provided Quinn Gray for the past 4 weeks. Jacksonville continued to beat the teams when they should, which is more than we can say for the rest of the league. Norv Turner is back to 500, where he needs to be. The Chargers however are too good to be 500. Phillip Rivers, LaDainian Tomlinson, and Antonio Gates should be making first downs and scoring like they can with the cheerleaders, but they aren’t. We can only blame coaching. We can only guess that coaching is the reason Shawn Merriman can’t tackle either. One tackle in the game, really Shawn, we hope you didn’t dance afterward.
Final Score was Jacksonville 24 Chargers 17; you’re not staying classy San Diego.
Up next the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills tussled in a tough AFC East match up. We still can’t support what is happening in New England. It is unusual to see a team dominate like the Pats have this season. However, going for it on fourth down twice in the 2nd half, when you are up 35 – 7 just proves that Bill Belichick is an ASS. But we can’t say that here, so we won’t. Buffalo, like we said before, God helps those who help themselves. And Coach Bill remember God doesn’t like ugly or stupid ugly sweatshirts. Coach Dick Juron was heard saying in a press conference after game” we didn’t run or block very well and followed that up by not tackling.”
Final Score 56 to 10. Did anyone think any differently?
Who would have thought that the Green Bay Packers would be 9 and 1 for the first time since the Lombardi era? All those great Packer teams of the last several years, huh? Well, when were they great again? Oh, back in the 60’s they were great, but there was that time back when they went to the Superbowl back in the 90’s? But they lost to Denver right? But then they won for Reggie White the next year? Huh? Not been 9 and 1 since the 60’s? Well okay if you say so. Vinnie Testeverde did his best impersonation of Methuselah. Really. Come on, who plays when they are this old? But I guess the alternative is David Carr.
Final Score Green Bay 31 Carolina Panthers 17
Next let’s talk about the Colts and the Chiefs. Wow if you needed an afternoon nap this was your game. The only thing we were waiting on was a story about how Mike Vanderjagt is sticking pins in an Adam Vinatieri doll. Causing him to Miss Field goals worse than Britney spears missing courts dates. He did however make up for missing last weeks game winner and made it this week. Hey, Herm Edwards, your team needs a little more production than; punt, punt, missed field goal, missed field goal, fumble, end of half, punt, punt, punt, end of Game. ZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ
Final Score 13 – 10 Colts.
Well the Steelers charged into the Meadowlands and flexed their muscle and showed why they are leading their Division. It was just another walk in the park for the Steelers until they looked up and watched Jet Kicker Mike “Ted” Nugent kick them to a Victory. Nugent kicked 4 field goals to Josh Reeds three and the Jets Win in Overtime. The Jets Win in Overtime? The Jets Win in Overtime? It just doesn’t sound right. The Jets win. Huh? After the game Nugent was heard screaming; “You can’t “Survive Nugent!!!” “You got Cat Scratch Fever”
Final Score was Steelers 16 the Jets 19. The Jets Win, it still just doesn’t sound right.
Next we head down the road just a little to Baltimore. The game was over when Phil Dawson’s field goal clanked off the upright and then spun back into the end zone off the support. It was correctly ruled good and the Ravens could do nothing about it. Some times things just work out like that. Hey Ray, did the offense score enough for you? 23 points is good, but your defense gave up 33 to Cleveland. And the Browns win again. Wow will the miracles never cease? Browns Win! Browns Win! Okay… so we guess you are doing your best impression of the Indians. Give hope to the City only to dash them in the playoffs.
Final Score Browns 33 Ravens 30. What a great kick.
Now down to big D, where the classic Cowboys versus Indians took place. Hey Joe Gibbs, now that is putting together a game plan. One thing though. If you have 81 running free in your secondary you are probably in trouble. It looked like the Washington secondary had a couple of homeless men playing in the secondary. Owens passed out a couple bottles of Mad Dog and some popcorn and they went to sleep. Owens ran past them and caught for 4 touchdowns. Wow it was like a reunion of El Diablo and the Magic Man. One more thing, we are disturbed about how many timeouts are being called to avoid a delay of game penalty after a timeout. This is crazy. And hey Tony Romo, stop trying to break your head coaches hand with a low five.
Final Score was Redskins 23 Cowboys 28.
We are heading straight into Monday Night Football for their featured game. Who picks the games for ESPN? A dart? Then the on again, off again Denver Broncos took on the Titans of Tennessee. The Broncos are a team that is up and down like the Bears. Wow finally back to 500. Congratulations. But you have beaten Oakland- yuck, Buffalo- okay, and Pittsburg-so did Arizona and the Jets. Then Kansas City but, who couldn’t do that? Now you have beaten the Titans. Well, Vince Young was not the Superman we all thought he was and, if the Titans are not careful they will miss the playoffs.
Final Score was Titans 20 Broncos 34 Ho Hum.
Okay now for what everyone has been waiting for. Start the drum roll please. The game between the first two picks in the 2006 draft. Wow can you feel the excitement in the air? Mario Williams against Reggie Bush. Let get right to the stats: Mario Williams had 3 tackles and 3 assists, 1 sack and a forced fumble. Not bad for a defensive end. But let us take a look at REG-GIE, REG-GIE. He had 15 rushes for 34 yards, with a long of 11 which makes his actual totals 14 carries for… huh? 23 yards for 1.6 yards per carry. Strong don’t you think? He did have 12 catches for 70 yards with a long of 11 yards, which makes the actual totals 11 catches for 59 yards, a 5.4 yards per catch average. We think we just threw up in or mouths. Reggie also had two fumbles, but did have 2 tackles as well. So this week let us look to the South and give a heartfelt salute to this week’s Birth Canal team of the week. The Houston Texans. Not really… it’s the New Orleans Aint’s. This team was supposed to get to the Superbowl this year. Finally break through the barriers that have kept them down for so long and be a winner. Well you know Momma always said you can dress a pig up and take her to the dance but you probably won’t score unless you have a sheep in truck as well. We guess that Sean Peyton needs more sheep in the truck.
Final Score the Aint’s 10 Texans 23. We are laughing so hard we think we just peed on ourselves.
Well now it’s time to say good bye. We hope that you enjoy this Thanksgiving edition of the stroll. Remember you can always post your comments; we welcome those and will take them under advisement. We hope everyone has a wonderful and safe holiday. See you next week and remember
Like I always say….
Week 11
Well the Dog days of November are upon us and this week we head into Thanksgiving. Join us as we put on our fat pants and get ready for another piece of Pumpkin Pie. Hey no teams on the bye this week. We are foot loose and fancy free. So let’s do it!!!! Start the Music…
We like starting at the bottom and working our way up. So let’s start in the West. Anyone want to guess??? San Francisco- not even Adrian Monk could figure out your team. Oh my God! Has the Quarterback position become so poor or are we just reliving the good old days? Trent Freaking Dilfer was under Center again. Hey, break up the Rams, please. These two teams have a combined record 4 and 16, and they combined 128 plays, including 23 incomplete passes, nine sacks, 3 fumbles, 2 interceptions, 17 punts and 5 field goals. Wow it is a wonder if anyone won. Well St Louis did. Finally only 6 more games for each of them mercifully. Hey Mike Nolan, start packing up your desk now to avoid the rush. It’s not like you are using a playbook anyway.
Final Score was St Louis 13 San Francisco 9, but why?
Next up is Atlanta. The best thing we can say about Atlanta is, “Thank God Lloyd Carr is retiring in Michigan.” This opens the door for Les Miles of LSU to go Michigan, which will open the door for Bobby Petrino to get his head above water again, and out of the pro game and back to college at LSU. Jeff Garcia was heard telling the Falcons Coach “Get out of the Buccan League Dude!!!” Hey Bobby Petrino was you best move of the day to start Byron Leftwich? That guy is terrible. But then you brought in Joey Harrington. Just flip a coin on who sucks the worst.
Final Score was Tampa Bay 31 to Atlanta 7. Oh my God.
Wow! 51 points with one team driving down the field to score the game tying touchdown, sounds exciting right? Let me remind you this game was in Minnesota, and the visiting team was the Raiders. Well it was not exciting. The Raiders found themselves 40 yards short as time ran out. Imagine that. The Raiders come up short? Huh, the Raiders come up short? Well the Viqueens thank you Raiders for coming up short once again. We guess “You missed it by this much.” Viqueens win, Viqueens win, Okay we said that, we don’t believe it but we said it.
Score Raider 22 Viqueens 29.
Let’s go up to the City of Brotherly love. The city that booed Santa Claus. The one with a cracked bell and is the featured city of the movie Trading Places. We thought that was a fitting home when old guys decided to ruin one guy’s life by replacing him with someone less fortunate. So, out with Donavan McNabb and in with AJ Feely. Out with Donavan McNabb and in with AJ Feely. Holy crap. We are sure Coach Peter Griffin wasn’t sure who is backup was. Turns out that it was AJ Feely. Wow, look at what that hug did for Donavan. His line shows 3 completions, on 11 passes for 34 yards, and he completed 2 passes to the Dolphins. A J Feely led the Eagles to a win over the hapless Dolphins. Not much to say but yuck. Dolphins appear to be getting worse, not better. The Eagles are finally back to 500 and it only took 10 weeks to get there. Good Luck as you go to New England Next week.
Final Score Eagles 17 the Dolphins 7.
Well… up in the great Northwest the Bears went into the friendly confines of Qwest Field in Seattle. In the season of lose a game win a game for the Chicago Bears, it was time to lose a game again, and that is exactly what they did. Rex Grossman did what he does best- two great completions to give fans hope. Then he takes a snap, runs around until the defense catches him. They knocked the ball out of his rather smallish hands for a fumble, and turn it into a score that wins the game. 4 and 6 after 10 games is not going to get you to the playoffs. Your defense gave up 30 points. Disgusting is the only word we can use. Hey, a little effort would help, 5 tackles and 1 assist is what Lance Briggs got. Are you sure you guys want him now????
Bears Drop another one 30 to 23. Get out of the fast lane, and move over to the shoulder and stop, please.
Well up next is the game with Detroit against the New York Football Giants. The Stroll notices that every time a shot of Coach Coughlin comes on TV it appears that he is confused, befuddled or being asked by Jeff Foxworthy, “Are you smarter than a 5th grader?”. And right now he might not be. The Giants keep pace in the NFC East with a win and it is against a team with a winning record. But it is Detroit. Hey Coach, you should be scoring touchdowns not kicking field goals. And just so you know, the Lions have lost to the Redskins and Eagles by a combined score of 24 to 90. Well let’s just say Giants Win.
Final Score- ugly as it was, Giants 16 Detroit 10. Oh my Gosh.
Taking out years of frustration the birds stuck it to the cats pretty good in Cincinnati. The Bengals did their best impression of Sylvester the Cat and the Cardinals looked like Tweety bird. We were looking for Granny with her broom to whack Sylvester in the butt. Turns out it was Tweety doing the whacking instead. Well the good thing is that there were 41 points scored, while the Bengals offense was on the field. That is fantastic and it could have been 48. There was a touchdown called back. The Bengals scored 27 and Cardinals scored 14. Carson Palmer threw 4 interceptions and 2 were returned for touchdowns. It should have been three. Hey Marvin Lewis, you are acting like Elmer Fudd.
Oh my, the Cardinals are 500. With this win 34 to 27. Suffering Succotash.
Sunday October 28th the Quinn Gray Era official started. On November 18th the Quinn Gray experience is over for now. David Garrard finally returned as the Jacksonville Jaguars starting quarterback and the Jaguars responded with 24 points. That is the exact point total that they provided Quinn Gray for the past 4 weeks. Jacksonville continued to beat the teams when they should, which is more than we can say for the rest of the league. Norv Turner is back to 500, where he needs to be. The Chargers however are too good to be 500. Phillip Rivers, LaDainian Tomlinson, and Antonio Gates should be making first downs and scoring like they can with the cheerleaders, but they aren’t. We can only blame coaching. We can only guess that coaching is the reason Shawn Merriman can’t tackle either. One tackle in the game, really Shawn, we hope you didn’t dance afterward.
Final Score was Jacksonville 24 Chargers 17; you’re not staying classy San Diego.
Up next the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills tussled in a tough AFC East match up. We still can’t support what is happening in New England. It is unusual to see a team dominate like the Pats have this season. However, going for it on fourth down twice in the 2nd half, when you are up 35 – 7 just proves that Bill Belichick is an ASS. But we can’t say that here, so we won’t. Buffalo, like we said before, God helps those who help themselves. And Coach Bill remember God doesn’t like ugly or stupid ugly sweatshirts. Coach Dick Juron was heard saying in a press conference after game” we didn’t run or block very well and followed that up by not tackling.”
Final Score 56 to 10. Did anyone think any differently?
Who would have thought that the Green Bay Packers would be 9 and 1 for the first time since the Lombardi era? All those great Packer teams of the last several years, huh? Well, when were they great again? Oh, back in the 60’s they were great, but there was that time back when they went to the Superbowl back in the 90’s? But they lost to Denver right? But then they won for Reggie White the next year? Huh? Not been 9 and 1 since the 60’s? Well okay if you say so. Vinnie Testeverde did his best impersonation of Methuselah. Really. Come on, who plays when they are this old? But I guess the alternative is David Carr.
Final Score Green Bay 31 Carolina Panthers 17
Next let’s talk about the Colts and the Chiefs. Wow if you needed an afternoon nap this was your game. The only thing we were waiting on was a story about how Mike Vanderjagt is sticking pins in an Adam Vinatieri doll. Causing him to Miss Field goals worse than Britney spears missing courts dates. He did however make up for missing last weeks game winner and made it this week. Hey, Herm Edwards, your team needs a little more production than; punt, punt, missed field goal, missed field goal, fumble, end of half, punt, punt, punt, end of Game. ZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ
Final Score 13 – 10 Colts.
Well the Steelers charged into the Meadowlands and flexed their muscle and showed why they are leading their Division. It was just another walk in the park for the Steelers until they looked up and watched Jet Kicker Mike “Ted” Nugent kick them to a Victory. Nugent kicked 4 field goals to Josh Reeds three and the Jets Win in Overtime. The Jets Win in Overtime? The Jets Win in Overtime? It just doesn’t sound right. The Jets win. Huh? After the game Nugent was heard screaming; “You can’t “Survive Nugent!!!” “You got Cat Scratch Fever”
Final Score was Steelers 16 the Jets 19. The Jets Win, it still just doesn’t sound right.
Next we head down the road just a little to Baltimore. The game was over when Phil Dawson’s field goal clanked off the upright and then spun back into the end zone off the support. It was correctly ruled good and the Ravens could do nothing about it. Some times things just work out like that. Hey Ray, did the offense score enough for you? 23 points is good, but your defense gave up 33 to Cleveland. And the Browns win again. Wow will the miracles never cease? Browns Win! Browns Win! Okay… so we guess you are doing your best impression of the Indians. Give hope to the City only to dash them in the playoffs.
Final Score Browns 33 Ravens 30. What a great kick.
Now down to big D, where the classic Cowboys versus Indians took place. Hey Joe Gibbs, now that is putting together a game plan. One thing though. If you have 81 running free in your secondary you are probably in trouble. It looked like the Washington secondary had a couple of homeless men playing in the secondary. Owens passed out a couple bottles of Mad Dog and some popcorn and they went to sleep. Owens ran past them and caught for 4 touchdowns. Wow it was like a reunion of El Diablo and the Magic Man. One more thing, we are disturbed about how many timeouts are being called to avoid a delay of game penalty after a timeout. This is crazy. And hey Tony Romo, stop trying to break your head coaches hand with a low five.
Final Score was Redskins 23 Cowboys 28.
We are heading straight into Monday Night Football for their featured game. Who picks the games for ESPN? A dart? Then the on again, off again Denver Broncos took on the Titans of Tennessee. The Broncos are a team that is up and down like the Bears. Wow finally back to 500. Congratulations. But you have beaten Oakland- yuck, Buffalo- okay, and Pittsburg-so did Arizona and the Jets. Then Kansas City but, who couldn’t do that? Now you have beaten the Titans. Well, Vince Young was not the Superman we all thought he was and, if the Titans are not careful they will miss the playoffs.
Final Score was Titans 20 Broncos 34 Ho Hum.
Okay now for what everyone has been waiting for. Start the drum roll please. The game between the first two picks in the 2006 draft. Wow can you feel the excitement in the air? Mario Williams against Reggie Bush. Let get right to the stats: Mario Williams had 3 tackles and 3 assists, 1 sack and a forced fumble. Not bad for a defensive end. But let us take a look at REG-GIE, REG-GIE. He had 15 rushes for 34 yards, with a long of 11 which makes his actual totals 14 carries for… huh? 23 yards for 1.6 yards per carry. Strong don’t you think? He did have 12 catches for 70 yards with a long of 11 yards, which makes the actual totals 11 catches for 59 yards, a 5.4 yards per catch average. We think we just threw up in or mouths. Reggie also had two fumbles, but did have 2 tackles as well. So this week let us look to the South and give a heartfelt salute to this week’s Birth Canal team of the week. The Houston Texans. Not really… it’s the New Orleans Aint’s. This team was supposed to get to the Superbowl this year. Finally break through the barriers that have kept them down for so long and be a winner. Well you know Momma always said you can dress a pig up and take her to the dance but you probably won’t score unless you have a sheep in truck as well. We guess that Sean Peyton needs more sheep in the truck.
Final Score the Aint’s 10 Texans 23. We are laughing so hard we think we just peed on ourselves.
Well now it’s time to say good bye. We hope that you enjoy this Thanksgiving edition of the stroll. Remember you can always post your comments; we welcome those and will take them under advisement. We hope everyone has a wonderful and safe holiday. See you next week and remember
Like I always say….
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Stroll Down the NFL Boulevard Week 10
Stroll down the NFL Boulevard
Week 10
Hello everybody and welcome to this weeks Stroll down the NFL Boulevard. This week in the NFL it is Divisional week. 10 games played this week were between divisional opponents. There were 4 teams on the final Bye week of 2007 Houston, New England, New York Jets, and Tampa Bay. So with all the Fantastic games let’s get going. Start the music.
We are going to start at the bottom again this week and the bottom is Carolina. Repulsive is the best word we could come up with. This is a game that shows us why Tigers eat their young and Falcons push their young out of the nest to learn how to fly as they plummet to the ground. Interesting stat before this game started: The Panthers had not won at home this season, and the Falcons had not won on the road. It set up perfectly to be a great game. Well it wasn’t, Boring was one of the few used to describe this game. An NFC South (soft) game and quite possibly a game that will decide who gets the 9th pick in next years draft the Falcons win. I know we said it but Falcons Win. Joey Harrington throws a pass to Alge Crumpler for a touchdown with only 20 seconds left; thank God this didn’t go to over time.
Final Score was Falcons 20 Panthers 13. Yuck.
For Game number 2 we move to Kansas City. In a game that was so bad even the player’s mothers left. The Broncos and Chiefs played so well that the halftime score was 6 to 8. In a rough AFC West (Worst) battle for what could possibly be second place the Broncos outran the Chiefs in the second half to Win. Broncos Win?? Huh. Hey Chiefs coach Herm Edwards when you dedicate the season to your late owner Lamar Hunt shouldn’t you win more than you lose? By the way, the answer is yes. You should win more than you lose. Right now you are behind, at 4 and 5. Goodness gracious
Final Score was Denver 27 Kansas City 11.
Let’s move south, down to the tip of Florida and an AFC East Battle. The Miami Dolphins are getting closer to winning a game and we predict it will happen soon. But not this week, they need to put 2 halves together before they win. The Dolphins took some of their halftime adjustments and moved them into the 1st half and won 3 to 0. But this game is 60 minutes or did you forget? Hey coach Cameron what were you doing, did you forget to field a team in the fourth quarter. You gave up 11 points in the 4th quarter, and lost. Well at least you figured out how to win the first half.
Final Score was Buffalo 13 Miami 10 oh my…
Next up the AFC South again with Jacksonville Jaguars going to the Tennessee Titans, In Greek Mythology the Titans were greater than the Gods. In the NFL they are not. In the opening week of the season the Titans ran through the vaunted Jaguars defense like something through a goose. But this week the Jags put a cork in it. They allowed only 62 yards rushing, Vince Young as good as he is, didn’t play well enough for the Titans to win. Jags Quarterback Quinn Gray did. Oh My! Quinn Gray wins again; well we will be a monkey’s uncle. Huh??? Quinn Gray wins again.
Final Score Jags 28 Titans 13. Oh No…
Well, I guess we have to go to Baltimore now and an AFC North match up. We wonder if, while he is complaining about the offense, Ray Lewis is wearing Pink Panties. Hey Ray your team allowed Shayne Graham to beat you like you were Tina Turner. How does it feel to get kicked in your most manly of private parts each and every week by the very offense that you complain about? Maybe if you didn’t complain so much, then the offense could score more, but we really doubt it. The more things change the more they stay the same. So let us all look to the East and find this weeks Birth Cannel team of the week; the Baltimore Ravens. Baltimore is turning in to a cheap Crack whore willing to sell itself to any one. Don’t think we have forgotten about you Cincinnati, we will have plenty of more times for you to be disgusting the rest of the year. And Marvin Lewis you keep not living up to your resume.
Final Score Bengals 21 Ravens 7. !@#$#%^&%*($%^
Next we head cross country to the beautiful sewer of a city Oakland. Hey Lovie the only thing consistent about you and your team is your inconsistency. I guess it was your turn to win. So I guess you will lose next week. Will there be a Quarterback Controversy now that Rex Grossman came in to win? Let me say that again Rex Grossman came in to give you win. 11 of 15 of your drives ended in a punt, fumble, or missed field goal. Holy Cow, Chicago do you remember that catch phrase? It is as dead as Harry Carey. Oakland, you guys will never get any better until you get rid of the guy wearing those Velour Sweat suits. Give it up Al Davis.
Final Score Da Bears 17 the Raiders 6. Da Terrible.
Now to the soon to be frozen tundra of Green Bay and an NFC North battle, we at the Stroll noticed that when you tackle the rookie Adrian Peterson he doesn’t gain any more yards. Thank you Green Bay, for figuring that out for us. This was not much of a game as Green Bay scored early and often, like the captain of the football team on prom night should, with his Viqueens. Good news for the Viqueens is that it looks like they will get another high draft pick to go with Peterson. Good Luck with that Brad Childress. Hey Brett Farve no need for late game heroics this week, you are playing the Viqueens. Ha.
Final Score Viqueens 0 zip not-a, the Packers 34. We just giggled a little.
Cleveland, Cleveland where for art thou Cleveland? Not in Pittsburg. In a tough AFC North, a game of two halves Cleveland lost the second and the most important half. 21 points in the first half was nice but not much more than a punt in the second half. To say you came out flat in second half is too good. Looking at the second half drives your totals were 1 yard, and 1 yard both ending in punts. 4 yards and a fumble, that is different, 7 yards and -7 yards both ending in a punt. Do you see a trend, how about you mixing in a first down? Then 0 yards and a punt let us repeat that 0 yards and a punt. Let’s add that up 1 + 1 + 4 + 7 + -7 + 0 = 6 yards in a half. Without scoring a touchdown on a return and scrambling for 32 yards for a missed field goal we were not sure you were in Pittsburg. Well, you are still Cleveland and we are still pointing that out.
Final Score was Cleveland 28 Pittsburg 31.
Moving our way South to Ari -Freaking- zona but we don’t know why. For several weeks we have been telling you that when Detroit scores more than their opponents they win, Sunday they didn’t. Hey these are the Cardinals but when they are playing the Lions anything can happen. It was not bad enough that Detroit rushed only 8 times but you gained -18 yards? –18 yards? -18 yards? Huh… Thanks for attacking the Cardinals with the run? Are you kidding us? A blind man could have rushed for more yards with a tin cup and a cane. Just shoot us now. And Arizona enough of those all red uniforms. The Jersey’s are bad enough but when you add those pants, it is just criminal. And that is all I got to say about that.
Score Detroit 21 Ari Freaking zona 31. Yea Baby… Huh? No Baby….
Well on to the NFC East (beast). In DC we had what could have been called a game of love. Andy Reid AKA Peter Griffin gave his beloved Donavan McNabb such a big hug at the end of the game you would have thought that they were long lost war veterans on Veterans Day. Hey Joe Gibbs in case you didn’t know if you stop Bryan Westbrook you stop the Eagles. Well Mr. Westbrook had a great game 100 yards rushing, 83 yards receiving, scoring 3 touch downs. He sold Popcorn in Section 121, passed out some Gatorade to both sidelines, and even mixed in a tackle on Defense. Wow. Back to you Coach Griffin Maybe if you hugged your kids like you hugged Donavan you wouldn’t have the issues at home. We are just saying….
Final Score was Philadelphia 33 Washington 25 good Golly Miss Molly…
And finally we get to Hurricane Katrina ravaged New Orleans. How pitiful are you? You started the season with 4 loses, and then you win 4 games in a row. Are you trying to give the people of New Orleans hope, desperation, or confusion? Let us take a look at the greatest running back in the history Reggie Bush. We know “carrying the load” can get to you if you are not in shape. But we have been watching you eat Subway sandwiches and racing a Pepsi Machine. So we know you are in great shape. Let’s see 7 rushes for 17 yards, and 5 catches for 27 yards. Wow 12 touches in a game where your team runs 72 plays is simply inspiring. Wow, 1 out of every 6 plays? Congrats to St Louis for finally getting off the snide. Now only one winless team, when does New Orleans play the Dolphins? Crap they don’t. I guess New Orleans is safe for the moment, but always be on the watch for some Government official to kick over the Levee in a rain storm.
Final Score was St Louis 37 the Aint’s 29, but it wasn’t that close.
And now to this weeks Game of the Century. The New York Football Giants and the Dallas Cowboys had a typical hard fought NFC East battle in New Jersey. Well for the last few weeks we have been warning you about the inevitable fall that Giants were going to be on when they reached 6 and 2. Hey Giants Fans were you listening? Answer this, How do come out of a timeout, huddle up, get to the line to run a play, and have a penalty called on you for delay of game? Unbelievable, inconceivable, I guess not when you are a Giant. Hey “Ellie Manning did you get confused between the Sideline and the Huddle it must have been at least 75 feet. Well, at least you passed for more yards than you did the last game in England. But it still was not enough. Tony Romo threw the ball to Terrell Owens for 2 touchdowns; we guess that could be expected. Owens is now 8 and 1 against the Giants. Just like the Cowboys. Hey Tom Coughlin we have to say great physiological move wearing those red jerseys, “So Tony Romo could see the rush coming” That intimidation worked out for you didn’t it. You keep that up and a firing might be in your future. We can only hope. And remember Giants fans this is only the start of the disaster.
Final Score was Cowboys 31 and Giants 20 ha ha ha…
And now for something completely different, The Chargers did some great things on Sunday night. They intercepted Peyton Manning 6 times, ran back a punt and kickoff for a touchdown, missed a 2 point conversion, kicked a field goal, and scored a touchdown on their own and mystically willed Adam Vinatieri to miss a game winning Field goal, all on 177 total yards. But Coach Norv Turner wasn’t impressed “Even though we did a lot of things wrong we still won” We are not sure but we think he just slapped his team in the face with a limp wrist? Wow from 14 and 2 last year to 5 and 4 this year. Thanks Norv for the pat on the back, but please no more compliments our backs are bloody enough. Peyton played like his sister in New York, no new commercials this week we hope.
Final Score was Indianapolis 21 San Diego 23.
And finally for the last but certainly not the best game of the week the Seattle Seahawks and San Francisco 49ers. This was a great game for Monday Night Football. Now that MNF is on ESPN everyone could skip it for Dancing with the Stars. These are the kind of games that are going to kill football on Monday Night. This was worse than a drunken Howard Cosell, worse than Dan Dierdorf, worse than poking your self in the eye with a red hot poker. I guess that we all know that San Francisco wear a Bright Pink Satin Thong under those ugly gold pants because the Seahawks Pants them. The 49ers were playing for their Head Coach Mike Nolan whose Father had passed away over the weekend. Someone should have told the team that a win would have been better than what they did. Quite frankly we have seen better effort out of the Bengals and that is saying something. Hey Shehawks you are not off the hook, but you did win so we will let this week slide.
Final Score was San Francisco 0 Seattle 24. We just threw up in our mouths.
Well we guess that will do it for this week. We had a great time this week, we certainly hope you did. This has been great fun.
And like we always say…..
Week 10
Hello everybody and welcome to this weeks Stroll down the NFL Boulevard. This week in the NFL it is Divisional week. 10 games played this week were between divisional opponents. There were 4 teams on the final Bye week of 2007 Houston, New England, New York Jets, and Tampa Bay. So with all the Fantastic games let’s get going. Start the music.
We are going to start at the bottom again this week and the bottom is Carolina. Repulsive is the best word we could come up with. This is a game that shows us why Tigers eat their young and Falcons push their young out of the nest to learn how to fly as they plummet to the ground. Interesting stat before this game started: The Panthers had not won at home this season, and the Falcons had not won on the road. It set up perfectly to be a great game. Well it wasn’t, Boring was one of the few used to describe this game. An NFC South (soft) game and quite possibly a game that will decide who gets the 9th pick in next years draft the Falcons win. I know we said it but Falcons Win. Joey Harrington throws a pass to Alge Crumpler for a touchdown with only 20 seconds left; thank God this didn’t go to over time.
Final Score was Falcons 20 Panthers 13. Yuck.
For Game number 2 we move to Kansas City. In a game that was so bad even the player’s mothers left. The Broncos and Chiefs played so well that the halftime score was 6 to 8. In a rough AFC West (Worst) battle for what could possibly be second place the Broncos outran the Chiefs in the second half to Win. Broncos Win?? Huh. Hey Chiefs coach Herm Edwards when you dedicate the season to your late owner Lamar Hunt shouldn’t you win more than you lose? By the way, the answer is yes. You should win more than you lose. Right now you are behind, at 4 and 5. Goodness gracious
Final Score was Denver 27 Kansas City 11.
Let’s move south, down to the tip of Florida and an AFC East Battle. The Miami Dolphins are getting closer to winning a game and we predict it will happen soon. But not this week, they need to put 2 halves together before they win. The Dolphins took some of their halftime adjustments and moved them into the 1st half and won 3 to 0. But this game is 60 minutes or did you forget? Hey coach Cameron what were you doing, did you forget to field a team in the fourth quarter. You gave up 11 points in the 4th quarter, and lost. Well at least you figured out how to win the first half.
Final Score was Buffalo 13 Miami 10 oh my…
Next up the AFC South again with Jacksonville Jaguars going to the Tennessee Titans, In Greek Mythology the Titans were greater than the Gods. In the NFL they are not. In the opening week of the season the Titans ran through the vaunted Jaguars defense like something through a goose. But this week the Jags put a cork in it. They allowed only 62 yards rushing, Vince Young as good as he is, didn’t play well enough for the Titans to win. Jags Quarterback Quinn Gray did. Oh My! Quinn Gray wins again; well we will be a monkey’s uncle. Huh??? Quinn Gray wins again.
Final Score Jags 28 Titans 13. Oh No…
Well, I guess we have to go to Baltimore now and an AFC North match up. We wonder if, while he is complaining about the offense, Ray Lewis is wearing Pink Panties. Hey Ray your team allowed Shayne Graham to beat you like you were Tina Turner. How does it feel to get kicked in your most manly of private parts each and every week by the very offense that you complain about? Maybe if you didn’t complain so much, then the offense could score more, but we really doubt it. The more things change the more they stay the same. So let us all look to the East and find this weeks Birth Cannel team of the week; the Baltimore Ravens. Baltimore is turning in to a cheap Crack whore willing to sell itself to any one. Don’t think we have forgotten about you Cincinnati, we will have plenty of more times for you to be disgusting the rest of the year. And Marvin Lewis you keep not living up to your resume.
Final Score Bengals 21 Ravens 7. !@#$#%^&%*($%^
Next we head cross country to the beautiful sewer of a city Oakland. Hey Lovie the only thing consistent about you and your team is your inconsistency. I guess it was your turn to win. So I guess you will lose next week. Will there be a Quarterback Controversy now that Rex Grossman came in to win? Let me say that again Rex Grossman came in to give you win. 11 of 15 of your drives ended in a punt, fumble, or missed field goal. Holy Cow, Chicago do you remember that catch phrase? It is as dead as Harry Carey. Oakland, you guys will never get any better until you get rid of the guy wearing those Velour Sweat suits. Give it up Al Davis.
Final Score Da Bears 17 the Raiders 6. Da Terrible.
Now to the soon to be frozen tundra of Green Bay and an NFC North battle, we at the Stroll noticed that when you tackle the rookie Adrian Peterson he doesn’t gain any more yards. Thank you Green Bay, for figuring that out for us. This was not much of a game as Green Bay scored early and often, like the captain of the football team on prom night should, with his Viqueens. Good news for the Viqueens is that it looks like they will get another high draft pick to go with Peterson. Good Luck with that Brad Childress. Hey Brett Farve no need for late game heroics this week, you are playing the Viqueens. Ha.
Final Score Viqueens 0 zip not-a, the Packers 34. We just giggled a little.
Cleveland, Cleveland where for art thou Cleveland? Not in Pittsburg. In a tough AFC North, a game of two halves Cleveland lost the second and the most important half. 21 points in the first half was nice but not much more than a punt in the second half. To say you came out flat in second half is too good. Looking at the second half drives your totals were 1 yard, and 1 yard both ending in punts. 4 yards and a fumble, that is different, 7 yards and -7 yards both ending in a punt. Do you see a trend, how about you mixing in a first down? Then 0 yards and a punt let us repeat that 0 yards and a punt. Let’s add that up 1 + 1 + 4 + 7 + -7 + 0 = 6 yards in a half. Without scoring a touchdown on a return and scrambling for 32 yards for a missed field goal we were not sure you were in Pittsburg. Well, you are still Cleveland and we are still pointing that out.
Final Score was Cleveland 28 Pittsburg 31.
Moving our way South to Ari -Freaking- zona but we don’t know why. For several weeks we have been telling you that when Detroit scores more than their opponents they win, Sunday they didn’t. Hey these are the Cardinals but when they are playing the Lions anything can happen. It was not bad enough that Detroit rushed only 8 times but you gained -18 yards? –18 yards? -18 yards? Huh… Thanks for attacking the Cardinals with the run? Are you kidding us? A blind man could have rushed for more yards with a tin cup and a cane. Just shoot us now. And Arizona enough of those all red uniforms. The Jersey’s are bad enough but when you add those pants, it is just criminal. And that is all I got to say about that.
Score Detroit 21 Ari Freaking zona 31. Yea Baby… Huh? No Baby….
Well on to the NFC East (beast). In DC we had what could have been called a game of love. Andy Reid AKA Peter Griffin gave his beloved Donavan McNabb such a big hug at the end of the game you would have thought that they were long lost war veterans on Veterans Day. Hey Joe Gibbs in case you didn’t know if you stop Bryan Westbrook you stop the Eagles. Well Mr. Westbrook had a great game 100 yards rushing, 83 yards receiving, scoring 3 touch downs. He sold Popcorn in Section 121, passed out some Gatorade to both sidelines, and even mixed in a tackle on Defense. Wow. Back to you Coach Griffin Maybe if you hugged your kids like you hugged Donavan you wouldn’t have the issues at home. We are just saying….
Final Score was Philadelphia 33 Washington 25 good Golly Miss Molly…
And finally we get to Hurricane Katrina ravaged New Orleans. How pitiful are you? You started the season with 4 loses, and then you win 4 games in a row. Are you trying to give the people of New Orleans hope, desperation, or confusion? Let us take a look at the greatest running back in the history Reggie Bush. We know “carrying the load” can get to you if you are not in shape. But we have been watching you eat Subway sandwiches and racing a Pepsi Machine. So we know you are in great shape. Let’s see 7 rushes for 17 yards, and 5 catches for 27 yards. Wow 12 touches in a game where your team runs 72 plays is simply inspiring. Wow, 1 out of every 6 plays? Congrats to St Louis for finally getting off the snide. Now only one winless team, when does New Orleans play the Dolphins? Crap they don’t. I guess New Orleans is safe for the moment, but always be on the watch for some Government official to kick over the Levee in a rain storm.
Final Score was St Louis 37 the Aint’s 29, but it wasn’t that close.
And now to this weeks Game of the Century. The New York Football Giants and the Dallas Cowboys had a typical hard fought NFC East battle in New Jersey. Well for the last few weeks we have been warning you about the inevitable fall that Giants were going to be on when they reached 6 and 2. Hey Giants Fans were you listening? Answer this, How do come out of a timeout, huddle up, get to the line to run a play, and have a penalty called on you for delay of game? Unbelievable, inconceivable, I guess not when you are a Giant. Hey “Ellie Manning did you get confused between the Sideline and the Huddle it must have been at least 75 feet. Well, at least you passed for more yards than you did the last game in England. But it still was not enough. Tony Romo threw the ball to Terrell Owens for 2 touchdowns; we guess that could be expected. Owens is now 8 and 1 against the Giants. Just like the Cowboys. Hey Tom Coughlin we have to say great physiological move wearing those red jerseys, “So Tony Romo could see the rush coming” That intimidation worked out for you didn’t it. You keep that up and a firing might be in your future. We can only hope. And remember Giants fans this is only the start of the disaster.
Final Score was Cowboys 31 and Giants 20 ha ha ha…
And now for something completely different, The Chargers did some great things on Sunday night. They intercepted Peyton Manning 6 times, ran back a punt and kickoff for a touchdown, missed a 2 point conversion, kicked a field goal, and scored a touchdown on their own and mystically willed Adam Vinatieri to miss a game winning Field goal, all on 177 total yards. But Coach Norv Turner wasn’t impressed “Even though we did a lot of things wrong we still won” We are not sure but we think he just slapped his team in the face with a limp wrist? Wow from 14 and 2 last year to 5 and 4 this year. Thanks Norv for the pat on the back, but please no more compliments our backs are bloody enough. Peyton played like his sister in New York, no new commercials this week we hope.
Final Score was Indianapolis 21 San Diego 23.
And finally for the last but certainly not the best game of the week the Seattle Seahawks and San Francisco 49ers. This was a great game for Monday Night Football. Now that MNF is on ESPN everyone could skip it for Dancing with the Stars. These are the kind of games that are going to kill football on Monday Night. This was worse than a drunken Howard Cosell, worse than Dan Dierdorf, worse than poking your self in the eye with a red hot poker. I guess that we all know that San Francisco wear a Bright Pink Satin Thong under those ugly gold pants because the Seahawks Pants them. The 49ers were playing for their Head Coach Mike Nolan whose Father had passed away over the weekend. Someone should have told the team that a win would have been better than what they did. Quite frankly we have seen better effort out of the Bengals and that is saying something. Hey Shehawks you are not off the hook, but you did win so we will let this week slide.
Final Score was San Francisco 0 Seattle 24. We just threw up in our mouths.
Well we guess that will do it for this week. We had a great time this week, we certainly hope you did. This has been great fun.
And like we always say…..
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Stroll Down NFL Boulevard week 9
Stroll down the NFL Boulevard
Week 9
Well here we are again. Are you ready? Are you ready? Let’s do it!!!! The bye Week had only four teams Chicago, St Louis, Miami, New York Football Giants. So let’s get started. Start the Music….
Okay let’s start on the bottom and work our way up. In San Francisco the 49ers are just about ready to die. If Alex Smith were a dog he would have been taken out to the country and left on the side of the road. Atlanta’s Joey Harrington won for the second time, in only 8 games. Our momma always said “if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all”. But that is not our style. “Holy crap, Batman why?” Is the only thing we can say. This used to be a tough NFC West game, but now no one watches it, we are not sure this game was even on television in Atlanta or San Francisco.
Final Score was Atlanta 20 San Francisco 16. Do you hear Crickets???
Not a real big step up as we move to New York. Well really New Jersey, which is why it is not much higher than San Francisco. We give the Jets all the credit they deserve, a big fat nothing. Hey you caught a team asleep, and still couldn’t win. The Washington Redskins slept walked to New Jersey and we are not sure they were on the field when the opening kick off was returned for a touchdown. Words can’t describe the play by the Jets. In a game of two halves The Redskins lost the first 17 to 9 and won the second 11 to 3, then it went to overtime??? The season just can’t end fast enough for the Jets.
Final in Overtime Washington 23 New York Jets 20
Only because it is Cincinnati we will move to Buffalo. The Bills are playing better than their record and the Bengals are not. We are very sorry Buffalo but you have to play your schedule, but why is the NFL making people play the Bengals. We know you don’t get any points for playing the Bengals. Hey Marvin Lewis, are you looking for a rock to crawl under, your team sure is. We have never seen a team with less desire, discipline, or focus. We wish we could find something good about your team, but disgusting is the only word we can find. Birth Cannel is too good for you. Good luck getting to 8 and 8.
Final Score Bills 33 Bengals 21.
We tossed a coin to see which game should be next on the stroll not sure who won but here comes some thoughts on the Houston vs. Oakland game. We heard that Raider Coach Lane Kiffin thinks “Sage Rosenfels” is spice girl. He is not; he is a Quarterback that is going to send Matt Schuab back to the bench where he belongs. The Best thing Oakland had going for them was Justin Fargas 23 rushes for 104 yards, only thing missing was the gold fish in his shoes. Go Huggy Bear go!!! We were looking for the stats of Starsky and Hutch but they were unavailable.
Final Score was Houston 24 Oakland 17 Ho Hum…
Well now we have come to the Portion of the Stroll where we talk about the Buccan game. Buccaneer quarterback Jeff Garcia played keep away from the Cardinals. Tampa Bay won the time of possession battle 43:07 to 16:53. Cardinals Running back Edgerrin James had a fantastic game with 9 rushes for 15 yards, Sorry we just giggled. How many times do we have to keep saying it???? These are the Cardinals. Hey Ken Whisenhunt did you know that you had more than twice as many yards in Penalties than you had Rushing the ball? If you can’t rush the ball in this league you must be the Cardinals. You know Cardinals and Turkeys have the same parts it is how they use those parts that makes them different. But sometimes they are the same.
Final Score Was Tampa Bay 17 the Buccan Cardinals 10.
And now for something completely different, Carolina had to play David Carr at Quarterback again. Hey Coach John Fox you should take something out of your playbook. The Play where the Quarterback drops back to pass then gets tackled for a sack should be gone after this week. Not sure why you called that play 7 times but let us tell you it didn’t work, not sure if you know but this game is played best when you gain yards. Vince Young rushed for touchdown and Lindale White did as well, which was good enough for the win. Hey David Carr audible out of the play where you drop back and fall down under a defensive lineman. Try this one, drop back and throw the ball the Steve Smith, It worked for Vinnie, it will work for you as well.
Final Score was Tennessee 20 Carolina 7.
Okay well now on to Minnesota where Viqueens played the Chargers. Hey Norv Turner what happened? Did you guys forget anything? How about you mix in a Tackle every now and then? Adrian Peterson ran all over you like nothing we have ever seen. 30 carries for an NFL record 296 yards. Wow is all we can say. A closer look shows us 3 carries for 145 yards, making the final stats 27 carries 151 for a 5.6 yards per carry average. After 8 weeks in his first season Peterson has over 1000 yards and that is great. Now that is carrying the load. Hey Brad Childress thanks for taking the hint and giving the kid a shot.
Final Score was Minnesota 35 San Diego 17
I’m going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come. Brett Farve as another record, only this time he is third. He just beat his 31st team following Peyton Manning and tom Brady. Hey Herm Edwards this game is 60 minutes long. 22 points in the fourth quarter is too much and you had the lead with 5 18 to go. And your team just laid down like a cheap rug and allowed the Packers to score 17 points. The more thing change the more they stay the same!
Packers Win 33 to 22
Up in Cleveland the Browns and Seahawks were in a barn burner. Wow what a game, it looks like the Browns are for real? Huh… The Browns are for Real? Wow… We never thought we would say that, but since we have, we should talk about the teams who they have beaten during this stretch. Miami, St Louis, and Seattle, are a combined 4 wins and 20 losses. Your fans cheer for the wins no matter how hollow they are. Romeo your teams head is above water at 5 and 3, thank God. Seattle, we are at such a loss as to what you guys are doing. Are you guys playing Football? I have seen better effort in Day care at nap time. You guys are playing like your not wearing pants, showing what asses you guys really are. Goonagaloonga “Everlasting peace on your death bed” at least you have that to look forward too.
Score Browns 33 Shehawks 30 in overtime. We need an aspirin.
Detroit wins again. Good God almighty, Detroit wins again. The Denver Broncos came to Detroit and raised their skirt and showed us their perfumed inner thigh. They just laid down and let the Lions hick their leg up and urinate on them. Did you enjoy the shower Denver? My Goodness, the Birth Cannel Team of the week is too good for you, but you are this week’s winner. Hey John Kitna we bet when you said your team was going to win 10 games this year this one wasn’t on the win Column. Like we said before when Detroit scores more points than their opponents they win.
Final Score was Detroit 44 the Broncos 7. The Broncos 7 who would have figured???
Well now to New Orleans, and the amazing Saints. The Stroll had written them off four weeks ago but now they are back to 500 with 4 wins. And it only gets better from here, looking at your schedule you shouldn’t lose a game until December, We shall see if the Jinx works. Turning to the Reggie Bush stats we see 17 carries for 72 yards, (you are almost to 100 keep trying) with a long of 17, so 16 for 55 yards still a 3.2 yards per carry. And 7 catches for 43 yards with a long of 18 yards. Makes his true stats 6 catches for 25 yards just a tad over 4 yards per catch, Last week Quinn Gray was spectacular, this week he was back to being Quinn Gray, a backup without a clue. Not much to say but Sean Peyton is back to being coach of the year again. Oh yea and Reggie we at the Stroll hope you can run from the NCAA better than you are in NFL. They are catching up with you.
Final Score was New Orleans 41 Jacksonville 24. Oh My.
Now for the Game of the Century, let’s go to Indianapolis. Tom Brady showed why he is having the best year of his career. The game was great, but outcome was not desirable. We just can’t be happy for the Pats, and now they are complaining about having too much noise when they have the ball. What, is it too hard to watch the God Dang Video of the other team’s defensive signals? Well only a couple of more games to go till it really matters right Tom? It doesn’t really count until January right??? Then lay down and we will see how much it doesn’t count. Hey Tom it always counts when ever you are out there. It counts when you are on the field, or off the field. It counts when you are sleeping with super models or actresses. You would know that if you were a role model but you aren’t. We like our 6 foot 5 230 pound quarterback with a laser arm.
Final Score was Pats 24 Colts 20.
Did you have your popcorn ready? Philadelphia didn’t. At 7 and 1 the Cowboys are swimming thru the NFC East. We could talk about how bad the Eagles have played this season, after making the Playoffs last year but we won’t. Kicking a team while they are is just not our Style. Ha. Good Gosh Andy Reid AKA Peter Griffin, we are not sure what is worse your coaching or your parenting skills. In our blame everybody but me society we live in whose fault is it that your team stinks??? We think you have a lot to do with it. Terrell Owens everybody loves you. Like you say I loves me some me. But 10 catches and 174 yards is sweet.
Final Score was Cowboys 38 and Eagles 17, but it wasn’t that close.
Finally we go to Pittsburg, in a smash mouth football game. We thought you had to have a game for it to be smashed mouth. Ray Lewis got into a verbal battle with Head Coach Brian Billick over the offensive play calling. With 7 points scored on Monday night Billick might want to watch his back. Lewis knows how to fix those folks, who don’t agree with him, just ask the dead guy from the Super bowl that Lewis knows nothing about. Everybody was there to celebrate the win, Pittsburgs’ 75 anniversary team showed up. Big Ben threw 5 touchdowns in the first half and then up by 35 they scored only 3 more points in the second half. Classy, other teams would do well watching this game. We just thought that Baltimore effort was bad going into the bye week, but coming out of the bye they didn’t improve anything, but the internal fighting. That may not change the rest of the year. Good Luck with all of that….
Final Score Steelers 38 Ravens 7 yuck
I sure hope you enjoy this Stroll as much as I have enjoyed putting it together. It has been a labor of love for me.
And like I always say….
Week 9
Well here we are again. Are you ready? Are you ready? Let’s do it!!!! The bye Week had only four teams Chicago, St Louis, Miami, New York Football Giants. So let’s get started. Start the Music….
Okay let’s start on the bottom and work our way up. In San Francisco the 49ers are just about ready to die. If Alex Smith were a dog he would have been taken out to the country and left on the side of the road. Atlanta’s Joey Harrington won for the second time, in only 8 games. Our momma always said “if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all”. But that is not our style. “Holy crap, Batman why?” Is the only thing we can say. This used to be a tough NFC West game, but now no one watches it, we are not sure this game was even on television in Atlanta or San Francisco.
Final Score was Atlanta 20 San Francisco 16. Do you hear Crickets???
Not a real big step up as we move to New York. Well really New Jersey, which is why it is not much higher than San Francisco. We give the Jets all the credit they deserve, a big fat nothing. Hey you caught a team asleep, and still couldn’t win. The Washington Redskins slept walked to New Jersey and we are not sure they were on the field when the opening kick off was returned for a touchdown. Words can’t describe the play by the Jets. In a game of two halves The Redskins lost the first 17 to 9 and won the second 11 to 3, then it went to overtime??? The season just can’t end fast enough for the Jets.
Final in Overtime Washington 23 New York Jets 20
Only because it is Cincinnati we will move to Buffalo. The Bills are playing better than their record and the Bengals are not. We are very sorry Buffalo but you have to play your schedule, but why is the NFL making people play the Bengals. We know you don’t get any points for playing the Bengals. Hey Marvin Lewis, are you looking for a rock to crawl under, your team sure is. We have never seen a team with less desire, discipline, or focus. We wish we could find something good about your team, but disgusting is the only word we can find. Birth Cannel is too good for you. Good luck getting to 8 and 8.
Final Score Bills 33 Bengals 21.
We tossed a coin to see which game should be next on the stroll not sure who won but here comes some thoughts on the Houston vs. Oakland game. We heard that Raider Coach Lane Kiffin thinks “Sage Rosenfels” is spice girl. He is not; he is a Quarterback that is going to send Matt Schuab back to the bench where he belongs. The Best thing Oakland had going for them was Justin Fargas 23 rushes for 104 yards, only thing missing was the gold fish in his shoes. Go Huggy Bear go!!! We were looking for the stats of Starsky and Hutch but they were unavailable.
Final Score was Houston 24 Oakland 17 Ho Hum…
Well now we have come to the Portion of the Stroll where we talk about the Buccan game. Buccaneer quarterback Jeff Garcia played keep away from the Cardinals. Tampa Bay won the time of possession battle 43:07 to 16:53. Cardinals Running back Edgerrin James had a fantastic game with 9 rushes for 15 yards, Sorry we just giggled. How many times do we have to keep saying it???? These are the Cardinals. Hey Ken Whisenhunt did you know that you had more than twice as many yards in Penalties than you had Rushing the ball? If you can’t rush the ball in this league you must be the Cardinals. You know Cardinals and Turkeys have the same parts it is how they use those parts that makes them different. But sometimes they are the same.
Final Score Was Tampa Bay 17 the Buccan Cardinals 10.
And now for something completely different, Carolina had to play David Carr at Quarterback again. Hey Coach John Fox you should take something out of your playbook. The Play where the Quarterback drops back to pass then gets tackled for a sack should be gone after this week. Not sure why you called that play 7 times but let us tell you it didn’t work, not sure if you know but this game is played best when you gain yards. Vince Young rushed for touchdown and Lindale White did as well, which was good enough for the win. Hey David Carr audible out of the play where you drop back and fall down under a defensive lineman. Try this one, drop back and throw the ball the Steve Smith, It worked for Vinnie, it will work for you as well.
Final Score was Tennessee 20 Carolina 7.
Okay well now on to Minnesota where Viqueens played the Chargers. Hey Norv Turner what happened? Did you guys forget anything? How about you mix in a Tackle every now and then? Adrian Peterson ran all over you like nothing we have ever seen. 30 carries for an NFL record 296 yards. Wow is all we can say. A closer look shows us 3 carries for 145 yards, making the final stats 27 carries 151 for a 5.6 yards per carry average. After 8 weeks in his first season Peterson has over 1000 yards and that is great. Now that is carrying the load. Hey Brad Childress thanks for taking the hint and giving the kid a shot.
Final Score was Minnesota 35 San Diego 17
I’m going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come. Brett Farve as another record, only this time he is third. He just beat his 31st team following Peyton Manning and tom Brady. Hey Herm Edwards this game is 60 minutes long. 22 points in the fourth quarter is too much and you had the lead with 5 18 to go. And your team just laid down like a cheap rug and allowed the Packers to score 17 points. The more thing change the more they stay the same!
Packers Win 33 to 22
Up in Cleveland the Browns and Seahawks were in a barn burner. Wow what a game, it looks like the Browns are for real? Huh… The Browns are for Real? Wow… We never thought we would say that, but since we have, we should talk about the teams who they have beaten during this stretch. Miami, St Louis, and Seattle, are a combined 4 wins and 20 losses. Your fans cheer for the wins no matter how hollow they are. Romeo your teams head is above water at 5 and 3, thank God. Seattle, we are at such a loss as to what you guys are doing. Are you guys playing Football? I have seen better effort in Day care at nap time. You guys are playing like your not wearing pants, showing what asses you guys really are. Goonagaloonga “Everlasting peace on your death bed” at least you have that to look forward too.
Score Browns 33 Shehawks 30 in overtime. We need an aspirin.
Detroit wins again. Good God almighty, Detroit wins again. The Denver Broncos came to Detroit and raised their skirt and showed us their perfumed inner thigh. They just laid down and let the Lions hick their leg up and urinate on them. Did you enjoy the shower Denver? My Goodness, the Birth Cannel Team of the week is too good for you, but you are this week’s winner. Hey John Kitna we bet when you said your team was going to win 10 games this year this one wasn’t on the win Column. Like we said before when Detroit scores more points than their opponents they win.
Final Score was Detroit 44 the Broncos 7. The Broncos 7 who would have figured???
Well now to New Orleans, and the amazing Saints. The Stroll had written them off four weeks ago but now they are back to 500 with 4 wins. And it only gets better from here, looking at your schedule you shouldn’t lose a game until December, We shall see if the Jinx works. Turning to the Reggie Bush stats we see 17 carries for 72 yards, (you are almost to 100 keep trying) with a long of 17, so 16 for 55 yards still a 3.2 yards per carry. And 7 catches for 43 yards with a long of 18 yards. Makes his true stats 6 catches for 25 yards just a tad over 4 yards per catch, Last week Quinn Gray was spectacular, this week he was back to being Quinn Gray, a backup without a clue. Not much to say but Sean Peyton is back to being coach of the year again. Oh yea and Reggie we at the Stroll hope you can run from the NCAA better than you are in NFL. They are catching up with you.
Final Score was New Orleans 41 Jacksonville 24. Oh My.
Now for the Game of the Century, let’s go to Indianapolis. Tom Brady showed why he is having the best year of his career. The game was great, but outcome was not desirable. We just can’t be happy for the Pats, and now they are complaining about having too much noise when they have the ball. What, is it too hard to watch the God Dang Video of the other team’s defensive signals? Well only a couple of more games to go till it really matters right Tom? It doesn’t really count until January right??? Then lay down and we will see how much it doesn’t count. Hey Tom it always counts when ever you are out there. It counts when you are on the field, or off the field. It counts when you are sleeping with super models or actresses. You would know that if you were a role model but you aren’t. We like our 6 foot 5 230 pound quarterback with a laser arm.
Final Score was Pats 24 Colts 20.
Did you have your popcorn ready? Philadelphia didn’t. At 7 and 1 the Cowboys are swimming thru the NFC East. We could talk about how bad the Eagles have played this season, after making the Playoffs last year but we won’t. Kicking a team while they are is just not our Style. Ha. Good Gosh Andy Reid AKA Peter Griffin, we are not sure what is worse your coaching or your parenting skills. In our blame everybody but me society we live in whose fault is it that your team stinks??? We think you have a lot to do with it. Terrell Owens everybody loves you. Like you say I loves me some me. But 10 catches and 174 yards is sweet.
Final Score was Cowboys 38 and Eagles 17, but it wasn’t that close.
Finally we go to Pittsburg, in a smash mouth football game. We thought you had to have a game for it to be smashed mouth. Ray Lewis got into a verbal battle with Head Coach Brian Billick over the offensive play calling. With 7 points scored on Monday night Billick might want to watch his back. Lewis knows how to fix those folks, who don’t agree with him, just ask the dead guy from the Super bowl that Lewis knows nothing about. Everybody was there to celebrate the win, Pittsburgs’ 75 anniversary team showed up. Big Ben threw 5 touchdowns in the first half and then up by 35 they scored only 3 more points in the second half. Classy, other teams would do well watching this game. We just thought that Baltimore effort was bad going into the bye week, but coming out of the bye they didn’t improve anything, but the internal fighting. That may not change the rest of the year. Good Luck with all of that….
Final Score Steelers 38 Ravens 7 yuck
I sure hope you enjoy this Stroll as much as I have enjoyed putting it together. It has been a labor of love for me.
And like I always say….
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